Spyro email/Other Characters

Overview

Spyro mail #5

Apparently Spyro sends email to himself.

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Mitchell, Computer, H*R 700, 1-Up

Places: Spyro's Room, Porch

Computer: Dragon P. 2.0

Date: October 23, 2005

Number of Lines: 78

Transcript

SPYRO: I think it’s email time.

subject: Other Characters

Dear Spyro,
Who are the other characters in your email show besides Hunter?
Thanks,

someone

SPYRO: Other characters ehh? Well, let me introduce the unsung hero, {holds up a address book} The Address Book! {starts reading quietly} Let me see here, Aha! To the Homestar Jr. Transition!

{A Homestar Jr. Veggie Burger transition is done while saying the transition noise. Then it cuts to a houses porch. Spyro walks up and rings the door bell}

SPYRO: Ding dong ding dong!

{Long pause}

SPYRO: Oh well. Guess I can’t show you guys any new characters. Luckily to save time, I brought my Laptop with me. {Somehow takes his laptop out of his pocket and then sits down} Email Numero dos.

{Cuts to computer}

subject: Other Characters

Dear Spyro,
Whoo ar the othr caractrs in ye hemail shoe beesides Hunter?
Ranks,

someone

SPYRO: What? This is the same email. Well technically not, because it has really bad spelling. Must have been done by a 5 year old boy. Or I don’t know. Why can’t anyone tell me their name?

{Cuts to whole porch where Mitchell comes out from the door}

MITCHELL: Because your sending them yourself.

SPYRO: What the? What are you doing here? I’m a 5 year old boy? And what are you doing here?

MITCHELL: {Getting frustrated} This is my house! {Closes door}

SPYRO: Ok then, {Cuts to Computer} Email number three!

subject: Other Characters

Dear Spyro,
Who are the other characters in your email show besides Hunter?
Thanks,

someone

SPYRO: Alright, that’s it. Dragon P! Search for copies of this email.

COMPUTER: Searching.

SPYRO: {Starts to whistle} I think it’s done. {Reading and gradually getting louder} Over 1247 copies, Oh no! If I get one more email, this thing will explode!

{Cuts to whole porch where Mitchell comes out again}

MITCHELL: Yeah, and its only your 5th email.

SPYRO: Your no help at all.

MITCHELL: Whatever. Here’s a fire extinguisher {He tosses him a Fire extinguisher}.

SPYRO: Ok, then. Can you tell me when it will blow up?

MITCHELL: Not really, but I can tell you that a plank will randomly fall on you in about 30 seconds. {Closes door}

SPYRO: Ok, then, until next time, I really, really need a good email.

{Mitchell opens the door again}

MITCHELL: {Talking fast} Oh and by the way, it’s been 30 seconds.

{A plank falls from nowhere hitting Spyro, and he collapses forward.}

MITCHELL: 30 minutes later.

{Spyro gets up}

SPYRO: Yawn. What happened.

{H*R 700 opens the door}

H*R 700: You got nailed by a random plank.

SPYRO: I thought that was Mitchell’s house.

H*R 700: Ummm, well it’s mine, and Mitche-

SPYRO: Is this house the entire Wiki in the form of a house?

H*R 700: Uhh, yeah.

SPYRO: So why do I have it in my address book {gets out address book}?

H*R 700: Hmm, well I don’t know. Maybe…oh that’s right. {shouting} You live here! Oh snap.

SPYRO: Hey, Don’t make me use my freeze ray.

H*R 700: Better check that manual.

SPYRO: Oh, don’t tell me. Its going to say something like “Do not threaten to freeze a guy with a 700 in his name, or your computer will get an email, an it will blow up. But that’s not all, your fire extinguisher will also blow up for some strange reason. If you were hit by a plank about 30 minutes ago, then hahaha. The odds are not on you. But me. Hehe. PS, I like cheese.”

H*R 700: Yep.

{The computer blows up and so does the fire extinguisher. Spyro goes running around in a circle screaming. Mitchell comes out with a fire hose and sprays Spyro and the computer really rapidly}

MITCHELL: One of the collectibles you don’t have.

SPYRO: Ok, that’s it. A heavy load will fall on you guys.

H*R 700: It doesn’t work like-

{A heavy load crushes Spyro}

SPYRO: Ouch.

H*R 700: Um, how is he going to get out

MITCHEL: Hmm. Lets go by the chance that he will be at his computer, on the desk in the next email. So Preow.

{The paper comes down, and 1-up walks out of the door, then Mitchell and H*R 700 walk in}

1-UP: So kids, what did we learn in this email? {long pause} That’s right! Nothing!

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The Manual is from the email Freeze Ray
• Mitchell’s remark of “This is my house” is a reference to one of his Stinkoman Comics

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