Spyro email/Challenges

Overview

Spyro mail #6

Spyro challenges people? Who?

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Hunter, Homestar, Lethal Person, 1-Up, Strong Mad

Places: Spyro's Room, Hunter’s Room, Outside, Field, Couch, Stinkoman Game, Upstairs

Computer: Dragon P. 2.0

Date: November 16, 2005

Number of Lines: 106

Transcript

SPYRO: Email Email Email Email Email Email Email, Times up.

Subject:Challenge

Dear Spyro who is not related to that purple Dragon named Spyro,
Have you ever challenged someone before?
If you did, then please tell us of your recent challenge.
From,

Conchris of Wikiverse W1K1

SPYRO: Whoa. Wikiversity? I was thinking of going there. Infact, I am a member of the Homestarrunner Fannstuff Wiki. Anyways, {Typing} challenges? Course I freaking do. You just haven’t ask me. Now I did have a recent challenge, but it isn’t that exciting.

{Cuts to Hunters room, Hunter is reading a book called How to Fry a Person with the name of a purple dragon Spyro. Spyro then leaps in the room}

SPYRO: Are you asking for a challenge?

HUNTER: Oh look, that’s the main ingredient of Spyro Stew. {Picks up Spyro and walks out of the room}

SPYRO: {Screaming} No!

{Cuts back to the Computer}

SPYRO: {Typing} So you see how that challenge went. I know, but he’s 17. Also number 17 on the challenge list. Now let’s go over Spyro’s Top 5 Challenges.

{Cuts to a Plasma TV with a blank top 5 on it}'

SPYRO: {Off screen} Number 5. I had this one challenge with a pillow.

{Cuts to outside. The pillow is in a open window and Spyro is at the bottom of the house}

SPYRO: Pillow! What are you doing?

{Homestar walks in}

HOMESTAR: Umm, did you say doing {pronounces it doyng}?

SPYRO: {Confused} What the-What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR: I wanted to show off my new remote controlled hat.

SPYRO: Okay…Well your in the wrong year. And URL. And Email Show. And Email. And {Pause} My train of thought is still looking for another word to say. {Surprised} Hey! That’s 12!

{Cuts to the pillow that is now falling out the window, then cuts back to Spyro who is staring at the pillow}

SPYRO: Gasp! It’s attacking me. Better use plan Alpha Beta Delta!

HOMRSTAR: That sounds like three plans.

{Cuts to Spyro does a backward flip (in slow motion), and kicks the pillow at Homestar.}'

HOMESTAR {Off Screen} Ahhh! Marshmallows! Why have you betrayed me?

{Cuts to a field where a bunch of people in armor are standing around including Spyro}

{Spyro walks up to a very armored up guy with a huge sword}

SPYRO: {Off Screen} Number 4! I was then commanded to walk up to a very lethal person.

LETHAL PERSON: You will not prevail, I am invincible.

SPYRO: No your not. I have come this far to win. You will not win.

{Spyro leaps up and hit the Lethal Person, then freezes at the part where he hit him}

SPYRO: {Off Screen} Too bad it from a Game Boy Advanced game.

{Cuts to the couch and Spyro and Hunter are sitting there}

HUNTER: That wasn’t a challenge. That was video game challenging.

SPYRO: Shut up. It’s getting to the good part.

{Cuts to a Stinkoman Game with Spyro in it running up to the Dark Shadowy Figure}

SPYRO: {Off Screen} Number three, I challenged the Dark Shadowy Figure on September 1.

HUNTER: {Off Screen and sounding Angry} He wasn’t even a boss by then!

{Cuts back to the couch}

SPYRO: On the contrary Hunter.

{Cuts back to the game}

SPYRO: {Off Screen} I had my freeze ray from 2 emails ago {Spyro gets out his freeze ray and freezes the Dark Shadowy Figure}

{Cuts back to the couch}

HUNTER: {Annoyed} Ok, that statement had nothing to do with my remark.

SPYRO: Exactly.

HUNTER: {Pause} You do not make any sense anymore. Come to think of it, when have you made sen-

SPYRO: {Cutting off} Number 2. I had this one challenge with Hunter. {Hunter gives a shocked look}

HUNTER: {Angrily} But I won that challenge, and almost cooked you.

SPYRO: Almost {Exaggerates the beginning of almost}. And besides, you didn’t almost cook me.

{Cut’s to a flashback of Hunters room where Hunter is reading. Spyro walks in.}

SPYRO: {In a cheap sounding voice} Hi. I am Spyro. I walk in.

HUNTER: {Also in a cheap voice} I am Hunter. I dead. Sorry Hamburger. {Falls down}

{Cuts back to the couch}

HUNTER: That was a cheap Powered by Spyro Animation.

SPYRO: Yes and it was real.

HUNTER: No, it was you saw through your eyes when I almost cooked you.

{1-Up walks in the room}

1-UP: Well, that’s not what I saw through my eyes.

{Cuts to a real jar of mayonnaise. After 5 seconds, it cuts back to the couch where Spyro and Hunter are looking weirded out expression}

SPYRO: That really wasn’t relevant to our argument. Any dang ways, the Number one challenge I ever had, is, um.

HUNTER: Is what? The time a door to door salesman got purple duced by you?

SPYRO: No, it just that, ever gotten that strange feeling that somewhere, somehow, someone, somewhen, sometimes, somewhy is calling you a purple dragon or a cheetah?

HUNTER: What? No.

SPYRO: Because he’s ejecting you from the couch! Beep.

{The couch springs up where Hunter was sitting. Hunter crashes through the ceiling. It then cuts to upstairs showing Hunter strangely standing on his head on top of Strong Mad}

STRONG MAD: I have a funny hat!

HUNTER: Wait. How am I on top of you. Wait, how are you on the ceilin-{cuts of}

{Cuts back to the couch. You hear Hunter getting crushed by Strong Mad}

SPYRO: And that my friends is my numero uno challenge. For 3 reasons. 1: Hunter got squished. 2: It was number 1. And Q: I got to watch TV. Ok, until next time- {A piece of the ceiling hit’s him} Ow.

{Spyro looks up. Strong Mad and Hunter fall through the ceiling causing smoke, piles of debris, and ceiling to appear falling everywhere. A watermelon with a rocket zooms from the left of the screen to the right. It then cuts to a black screen that says technical difficulties. Then cuts back to the couch where Spyro is sitting on it, and there is a hole in the ground in the shape of Strong Mad and Hunters body.}

SPYRO: Ok, until next time, I might keep that hole there to the basement. Preeow.

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Real World References

• The Watermelon is a reference to the Kamikaze Watermelon

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