Spyro email/Search Mission

Spyro mail #23: Spyro Searches for Waldo.

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, computer, Stinkoman, 1-Up

Places: Spyro's Room, Classroom, Stinkoship, The Moon, The Sphinx, Outside of Stinkomans House

Computer: Dragorange Q 1.2

Date: December 20, 2006

Number of Lines: 153

Transcript

SPYRO: Uhh…Email raps are for not Spyros.

Subject:Waldo

Dear Spyro.
Where is Waldo?
Can you spot him in Ancient Egypt?
In the Mall? At the zoo?
In space or underwater?
WHERE'S WALDO?!?!?!?
Find him everywhere with these
special Waldo-seeking glasses.
Thank you.
-The Waldo Manufact. Comp. Guys

Attachementei: Waldo-specs.exe

SPYRO: Cool, the 3D printer gets to do more stuff! {Types in “Print Attachement. A printing noise is heard and Spyro reaches off-screen and gets some spectacles similar to the X ray spectacles found in comic books (red and white spiral lines on the lenses).} Wow. They’re so glasses-y. Before I go on this mission, Who’s Waldo?

{Zooms out showing Drake standing next to Spyro}

DRAKE: Waldo? You don’t remember Waldo is?

SPYRO: No.

DRAKE: Waldo…the guy in those children books…the guy who you had to look for him in this huge crowd…

{Silence}

DRAKE: The guy who looks like a candy cane.

SPYRO: {Understanding} Ooooh, him. So, I got to search for a guy who looks like a candy cane.

DRAKE: Can I come?

SPYRO: No. You come way too much. I’m going to need other people for this search mission.

DRAKE: But who could replace me? I’m Drake!

SPYRO: Dude, you need a vacation. Here’s a free ticket to E3. {Hands him a ticket.}

DRAKE: Excellent! {Dashes off-screen}

SPYRO: {Wispering to himself} Where was I…{Normal voice} Oh yes, other people.

{Cuts to a blackboard with a badly drawn figure of 1-Up}

SPYRO: We’re going to need 1-Up for this mission. He will be the guy to do simple tasks for me. Basicaly, the sidekick.

{Cuts to a classroom with all of the main characters (excluding Drake) sitting in an individual desk.}

1-UP: {Asking excitedly} I’m the guy!

{Cuts to the front view showing Spyro at the black board with a bunch of doodles of the characters on it.}

SPYRO: No. You’re the sidekick.

1-UP: {Off-screen} But you just said-

SPYRO: No.

{Cuts back to blackboard doodle.}

SPYRO: {Voiceover} As I was saying…1-Up’s the sidekick. {Pans right showing a doodle of Alpha Cheate (or Alpha CT)} Alpha Cheate, you will be the one to scout out those small crevices, caves, and Sphinxes nostrils.

ALPHA CHEATE: {Off-screen} Why would this candy cane guy be in those places.

SPYRO: {Voiceover} Because he’s Waldo. That’s why. Now, {Pans right showing a doodle of Stinkoman} Strechyman, you’re probably the only one who can pilot the Stinkowing, so you will be our transport. And you will search the skies and other places high up. And lastly, {Pans right showing doodles of Peachy, Bad boy, Hunter.} the rest of you guys will search anywhere you like.

{Zooms out showing the camera view showing Spyro next to the board.}

SPYRO: Now, to find him, you’re going to need Waldo finding specs. But since we have only one, you guys are out of luck. Just search. It’ll be fun. Now Go!

{Cuts to Spyro, 1-Up and Stinkoman inside the Stinkoship. Spyro and 1-Up are standing around, while Stinkoman is piloting the ship.}

SPYRO: Now, Where should we go first?

1-UP: Let’s go to the moon!

SPYRO: {Agreeing} That’s an excellent idea! Stinkoman, go to the moon!

STINKOMAN: To the Moon!

{Cuts to a zoomed out shot of the Stinkwing flying slowly. When it get’s to the center of the screen, it quickly stops and launches straight up off-screen.}

SPYRO: {Voice over} Weeeee…is the worst name for the best video game system ever! Buy it now! Buy buy buy buy.

{Cuts to a close shot of the moon viewing down on earth and stars.}

STINKOMAN: {Off-screen} Prepare to land in 5…4-

{The Stinkowing suddenly crashes front first on the moons surface. Spyro, 1-Up and Stinkoman walk out the ships door casually.}

SPYRO: Cool. We’re on the moo-{Losing oxygen} Ack! Ugh…activate…helmets.

{All three of them push their solar plexus’ which activates a button rotating a helmet from behind them placed on their heads.}

SPYRO: {Gasps} Oh man…keep forgetting this isn’t Jimmy Neutron.

1-UP: So now what?

SPYRO: We search for Waldo! Stinkoman will search the skies.

STINKOMAN: Ok!

{Stinkoman goes back into the Stinkowing and strangley enough, the ship actually is functional, and undamaged. Thus, the Stinkowing flies off-screen.}

SPYRO: Now, Let’s spilt up, partner. You go that way {Points left} and I’ll go that way {Points left}. Let’s go! {Runs off-screen}

{Cuts to Spyro walking normally through the moons tundra.}

SPYRO: Hmm…don’t seem to see him here.

{He gets out his goggles, puts them on, and looks around frantically.}

SPYRO: Uhh…{Something starts beeping fastly} What the…Am I near? {Stops} Did I find him? {The beeping decreasingly slows down} No wait! {Begging} Come back! {The beeping stops} Aw man. {looks up}

{Cuts to the Stinkowing already in the distance to earth. Cuts back to Spyro apparently looking confused (As noted by only one of his eyebrows showing.}

SPYRO: Um…{Produces a walkie} Spyro to Stinkoman, can you read me, over, krrtzz.

STINKOMAN: {through the walkie} Yes. I can over, krrtzz.

SPYRO: Is anyone else on the ship, over, krrtzz?

STINKOMAN: {Through the walkie} Uhh…ye-uh…no. Over, krtzz.

SPYRO: Oh. Over krrtzz. {Pushes a button on the walkie} Spyro to Cheatea, over, krrtzz.

CHEATEA: {Through the Walkie} Yeah, over krrtzz.

SPYRO: Where are you, over, krrtzz.

{Cuts to Cheatea with walkie and a feather in his hands, and standing right on top of the Sphinx’s nose.}

CHEATEA: I’m in Egypt, looking for Waldo, over krrtzz.

SPYRO: {Through walkie} Have you found him yet, over, krrtzz?

CHEATEA: No, but I might in a minute.

{Cheatea climbs into the Sphinx’s right nostril. Zooms out showing all of the Sphinx’s head. All of a sudden, the sculpture comes to life and sneezes out Cheatea, shooting him down flat.}

SPHINX: {Looks around suspiciously} You never saw anything. {Petrifies back into a sculpture.}

{Cuts back to Spyro}

SPYRO: Hmm…{To walkie} Spyro to BB and Peachy, can you read me, over, krrtzz.

BAD BOY: {Through walkie} Yeah?

SPYRO: Have you found him yet, over, krrtzz?

BAD BOY: No. We’re searching a zoo. Then we’ll search the sea. Then we’ll search the north pole.

SPYRO: {To walkie} Cool. Over, krrtzz. {To himself} Ok, now to search for this Waldo

{Cuts to a crater on the moon.}

SPYRO: {Walking on-screen} Ok, let’s look for this Waldo. {Walks over to the crater} Waldo! Waldo? Waldo?!?

{Cuts to an occupied (by Bubs himself with a helmet.) Bubs concession stand continently sitting on the moons surface.}

SPYRO: {Walking on-screen} Woah, didn’t expect you here, Bubs.

BUBS: Me neither. I was just taking a nap while having a D letter on sale, when all of a sudden, I was on the moon. I think it had to have some relation with Strong bad and the Cheat on soy sauce.

{Scrolls up showing Strong Bad in an old pilot leather helmet (and a breathing helmet)}

STRONG BAD: {Drunk} WoOoOooOo HooOoOoO! You see that? I blasted this thing off to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Where’d The Cheat go?!? He didn’t hold on?!?!

{Scrolls back down}

SPYRO: So…could you announce to the whole surface about looking for a Waldo?

BUBS: Certainly customer. {Produces a megaphone from under the counter} Now, {Talking in the mega phone making his voice loud and echoing} Attention Moon! Lost! A guy named Waldo! Season 1 on DvD! Also, looking for a person named Waldo.

{Silence}

SPYRO: Uh…

BUBS: {Interrupting} Quiet, I’m getting something in my earpiece.

SPYRO: {Getting impatient} ...Yeah?

BUBS: {Listening} Something…Green…and not liked…

SPYRO: {Increasingly getting angrier} Yeah?

BUBS: Something…Alien.

1-UP: {Through the walkie} Hey Spyro! I found Waldo being captured by Nebulon!

BUBS: That’s it! Waldo is captured by Nebulon!

SPYRO: Oh. Uh…I gotta go. {Runs off-screen}

{Cuts to 1-Up chasing Nebulon (with Waldo tapped to his back) through the moons crater field.}

1-UP: Get back here, ugly!

SPYRO: {Catching up with 1-Up} Hey, so you found Waldo?

1-UP: Yeah! This dork that I beat up last year kidnapped Waldo!

{Nebulon makes the sad noise that he always makes.}

SPYRO: What did he say?

1-UP: He said he wants to get waldo to tell him the seceret of his candy cane style.

SPYRO: Nebulon with a good sense of style? Wonder what the world would be like then.

1-UP: I’ll tell you. Woosh.

{Fades to white, with a fwhooshing sound occurring. Cuts to a shot of Planet K with the city on fire. Fades back to Spyro and 1-Up.}

SPYRO: You know, I can’t actually watch your thoughts.

1-UP: Oh. Well I saw something Pyre involved

SPYRO: Ok. Well, stop him before the world is on fire!

1-UP: You got it! {Runs off-screen}

{Cuts to the same area as the Stinkomans games level 5 boss Battle against Nebulon. 1-Up jumps on the elevating platforms, and leaps out to Nebulons eye, but everything pauses.}

SPYROX6: {Voiceover} No, wait, let’s just skip that part.

{The entire battle sequence fast forwards, until both of Nebulons eyes are beaten up.}

1-UP: Nebulon, no one likes your style, and you’ll never have a better style.

SPYRO: {Walking on-screen} Ok, you’ve defeated Nebulon. Now to free-

{The stiff like Waldo on Nebulons back head springs out revealing that the Waldo was a decoy.}

1-UP: Egads! His head popped off!

SPYRO: {Suspisious} Wait, that’s not Waldo, that’s a copy. We’ve been pranked!

1-UP: So, did Nebulon win?

SPYRO: I don’t know. {Walks up to Nebulon and pokes him. Nebulon twitches his body.} Nope. We’ve all been pranked. Nebulon got the wrong one too. What a waste. Let’s go home.

{Cuts to Spyro and 1-Up walking casually through the moon.}

SPYRO: {After 5 seconds, stops along with 1-Up} Wait a second, how do we get back

STINKOMAN: {Through the Walkie} Hey Spyro, you were right. Waldo was in the Stinkoship. So you can stop searching now. Over, krrtzz.

SPYRO: {To the Walkie} Cool. Now come back to the moon and escort us back. Over krrtzz.

STINKOMAN: {Through the Walkie} Yeah…about that….I uh…crashed the ship…and repairs will end…never. Over krrtz.

SPYRO: {To the Walkie} Wait, so how are we going to get back, over krrtzz? {Pause} Stinkoman? {Pushes a button on the Walkie} Spyro to Peachy, over, krrtzz?

PEACHY: {Through walkie} Yes?

SPYRO: {Through walkie} Could you get a rocket and blast off to the moon, over krrtzz?

PEACHY: {Through walkie} No. We’re in jail for not using proper walkie talking lingo. Heck, we’re expanding our jail time by talking through this walkie.

SPYRO: {To Walkie} Ok, see yah, over krrtzz. {To 1-Up} 1-Up, how’d did you get here when you battled Nebulon?

1-UP: Well, I was looking for Pan-Pan, and Stinkoman wouldn’t look with me. So I was all alone. So walked out the house…

{1-Up leads the way in one direction leading up to one side being the moon, and the other being planet K.}

1-UP: {Continuing}…Then I walked through this border.

SPYRO: {Walking to the Planet K side} Woah, this is amazing

1-UP: It sure is.

SPYRO: This is another discovery by me. Spyro, N00b hunter. Thank you for watching.

1-UP: But wait, what about Waldo?

SPYRO: Ah, Stinkoman knows what to do. So…Preow!

{The paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

{Shows Director and Stinkoman eating Candy Canes inside Stinkomans house.}

STINKOMAN: These are goooood Candy Canes.

Fun Facts

• Waldo is a character in a series of kids books where the readers have to look for Waldo in a huge crowd of people.
• Strong Bad Eating Soy sauce and his famous quote "We're blasting off to the Mooooooooooon!" is from the Sbemail Personal Favorites.
• When 1-Up tries to show Spyro's thoughts with a Fwooshing sound is from the Space Tree episode "The Crown", where Mee Marone shows Allon what "The Reginalds" should of been like,
  • Spyro's response saying that he can't see in 1-Up's thoughts is the following line after the flashback in the same episode.
• Spyro forgetting that he can't breath in space like in Jimmy Neutron refers to the fact that in the same show, everyone doesn't need space helmets to breath oxygen in space.
• E3 was 7 months away when this email was written. Thus, Spyro just wanted to distract Drake while he searched for Waldo.

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