Spyro email/Raid

Spyro mail #10 Spyro and Stinkomans worst enemies attack

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Alpha CrabTurtle, Platinum Poorbt, Molten Gaspeau, Stlunko, The Master, Head Jaro, Tampo, Santa Clause, Dragon P. 3.0, Stinkoman, Hunter, Bad Boy, Peachy, Drake, Jaro (different kinds), 1-Up, Brody, Wheels, Voice, Y button, A button, Hamburger

Places: Spyro's Room, Couch, Bronze Castle, Lunar Warehouse, Sticklymans lair, Union Room, Outside, Kitchen, Cave, Factory, Geyser Area, Pryamid room, Strong Bads Mount Rides Place USA

Computer: Dragon P. 3.0

Date: 7 February 2006

Number of Lines: 1,180

Transcript

Part 1: The raid

SPYRO: 3.0! Email! Pie!

{opens email}

subject: Other Characters

Dear Spyro,
Your enemies are going to kill you and Stinkoman today.
Nice knowing you,

A Unknown Bad Guy

SPYRO: Kill Stinkoman and me? On the 10th email? No way. I’m celebrating today. With a party! So yeah, I’m not gonna believe this email until I see it.

{Alpha CT scuttles in the room}

ALPHA CT: Spyro, have you seen my clones?

SPYRO: Hm, I don’t know. Did you check the closet?

ALPHA CT: Yeah.

SPYRO: Did you check the internet?

ALPHA CT: Huh?

SPYRO: Did you check the stairs, bedroom, kitchen, spooky cave, and lion’s mouth?

ALPHA CT: Why would they be in any of those places?

SPYRO: I don’t know. Don’t your clones stick together?

ALPHA CT: Yeah, which is weird. We need to find them. I’m much smarter and cooler than them.

SPYRO: Yeah. But we gotta find them fast or we’ll miss the party. {In a super hero voice} To the Batmobile!

{A superhero transition is done with the Batmobile as the center object. It then cuts to the view of the Batmobile driving through a road descending a cliff. The Batman music is playing. It then zooms out showing that Spyro and Alpha C.T is watching Batman.}

SPYRO: Batman is cool.

{Words appear saying Meanwhile. Then cuts to the Platinum Poorbt’s room in the bronze castle}

PLATINUM POORBT: Today’s the day. The day I will kill Stinkoman and Spyro.

{Molten Metal fall from the ceiling creating a metal Gaspeau}

GASPEAU: Indeed, sir. We’ll do a sneak attack at 3:00. We’ll send out troops to destroy them.

{Cuts to Stlunko talking to Tampo and Brody in the same formation as the Platinum Poorbt and Gaspeau.}

STLUNKO: And then, we get our army to bomb the house, and then, We will kill Stinkoman!

{Cuts to The Master Sticklyman where he’s talking to a cardboard cutout of HarvaxIIIV}

STICKLYMAN: And when Stinkoman is out of the way-

{Cuts to a Union meeting of Jaro’s}

HEAD JARO: We’ll kill Spyro!

{Cuts to all 4 people talking in their own sliced box in the screen}

ALL: And we’ll rule Planet K!

{Starts cutting to everyone individually when they talk}

STICKLYMAN: HAHAHAHA!

TAMPO: HEHEHEHE!

PLATINUM POORBT: HIHIHIHI {Pronounces it Hee-Hee}!

SANTA CLAUS: HOHOHOHO!

HEAD JARO: HUHUHUHU!

{Cuts to Spyro and Alpha CT asking Dragon P. 3.0 }

SPYRO: Dragon P, do you have a tracker?

DRAGON P. 3.0: Yes I do.

SPYRO: Then track down Alphas clones.

DRAGON P. 3.0: Tracking. {Please wait appears on the computer. Then a cluster of green dots appear being chased by a mob of red dots.}

SPYRO: So the green dots are them?

ALPHA CT: Well duh. Who are they being chased by?

DRAGON P. 3.0: Judging by the pace they’re going at, I’ll say Jaros.

SPYRO: Jaros? They’re weak.

DRAGON P. 3.0: Yes but Crabturtles are weaker. {The red dots all of a sudden cover the green ones}

SPYRO: Uh-oh. Where did they go?

ALPHA CT: Wait, I see the bottoms of the green dots on all of the red dots.

SPYRO: The Jaros are riding them horseback?

ALPHA CT: Hey, I see a giant yellow dot. That will slow them down.

SPYRO: {pause} Is that our house?

{Cuts to outside of the house. Spyro and Alpha CT run out the sliding door}

SPYRO: {stops running} Whoa.

{Cuts to the back of Spyros view. A whole mob of Jaro’s ridding Crabturtles endlessly run towards Spyros house.}

SPYRO: Oh crap. A giant challenge.

ALPHA CT: {studering} The-They-They’re riding my clones! They Cloned my clones!

{Stinkoman flip jumps outside}

STINKOMAN: Wah! A Jaro challenge!

{A horn blows. Then cuts to the Head Jaro with brown hair with 2 horn blowers at his side and a Jaro holding a flag with a Jaro on it behind the Head Jaro.}

HEAD JARO: We of the Jaro Union have declared war with you. If you win, we’ll surrender. If you lose, We become grand rulers of Planet K.

{Cuts to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: Correct me wrong but are you asking for a Challeeeeeeeeeenge!

{Cuts to a zoomed out scene of the Jaro Union and Spyro and Stinkoman charging at eachother. After they collide, Cuts to Spyro Punching Jaro’s of the crabturtles, and punching the Jaros quickly without you actually seeing the Jaros. Then cuts to Stinkoman Spyro then zapped by a Jaro. He looks to his left seeing a Electric Jaro. Spyro punts the Jaro.}

SPYRO: {while punching} Electric Jaro? {Gets run over by a Jaro on wheels. He gets up.} Jaro on wheels? They’re-They’re-They’re-Unique Ability Jaros? Wait, {tries to clone, but he can’t} What?

HEAD JARO: {To Spyro} We build in a “No Spyro Cloning” machine in one of the Jaros. Good luck finding them.

SPYRO: Hmm, I wont. I’ll get help!

{A Flying Jaro zooms at Spyro. Spyro just jumps on it. They zoom past Stinkoman and Spyro grabs him. While they’re airborne, Spyro punches the Jaro and Spyro and Stinkoman fall through the ceiling of Spyro’s kitchen where everyone is waiting for Spyro. Spyro and Stinkoman land on their feet.}

SPYRO: Quick! Jaros outside! No cloning zone! Crabturtle Clones captured! Unique Abilities.

HUNTER: {pause} Huh? What?

{Spyro walks up to the window and opens the curtains showing the Jaros. Then cuts to everyone.}

HUNTER: Oh. Why can’t you just kill them?

SPYRO: Too many Jaros. I’ll get killed.

BAD BOY: Wow. Are they trying to mess up your 10th email?

PEACHY: Lets just kill them together. I’m sure 7 people can kill tiny robots.

SPYRO: Yes lets do before things get worse. {goes up to the door}

{Everyone hears stomping. Cuts to the outside of the window. Drake pokes his up slightly so he can see outside. Cuts to his view and he sees Tampo, Brody and Stlunko coming towards them. Cuts to Drake who doesn’t know who they are talking to Spyro}

DRAKE: I see a floating brain, and chicken stomping, and a rolling robot.

SPYRO: What! {runs to the window, looks out and runs back} Shouldn’t they be checking emails?

HUNTER: Yeah, and out to destroy Stinkoman.

SPYRO: Well, I think we’re safe in here.

{A Jaro breaks through the window in the middle of the room}

JARO: Self destruct in 3 {everyone runs out of the room}, 2, 1

{The Jaro explodes. Then cuts to the kitchen door. Spyro opens it and peaks in the smoky room. Cuts to his view showing the room blown up and a tunnel is revealed under the room.}

SPYRO: Whoa! A tunnel!

DRAKE: Should we escape through it?

SPYRO: No. First, we ask Dragon P. 3.0!

{Cuts to everyone at the Dragon P. 3.0}

SPYRO: So, why is there a tunnel under our house?

DRAGON P. 3.0: Well, this house used to be a old house. And that tunnel was a escape tunnel away from something that is unknown.

SPYRO: So what should we do?

DRAGON P. 3.0: Spyro and Stinkoman, you should go in the tunnel because all your enemies are trying to kill you. According to my tracker, there is something at the end of the tunnel that could be powerful enough to get rid of the enemies. Everyone else should guard the house from people trying to get Spyro and Stinkoman. Also carry walkie-talkies so you can communicate.

1-UP: What about me?

DRAGON P. 3.0: Sure you can go. {zooms in} Now, Go!

Part 2: Followed

{Shows the Trio Walking}

TAMPO: Cool. Today we’ll finally kill Stinkoman and that person with a parody as a name.

BRODY: Spyro?

TAMPO: Yeah, him.

BRODY: What I’m not clear is how we’ll kill them, and who is the Jaro Union?

STLUNKO: I can answer the who question. They are Jaros that ran from their master, and decided to go to a Union where the Head Jaro decided that all Jaros should be equal, so he build a machine to make all Jaros individuals and unique. They now want to show their superiority by trying to kill Stinkoman.

TAMPO: {surprised} Wait, say that again.

STLUNKO: That again. Harder questions please.

TAMPO: No, I mean the sentence you said.

STLUNKO: They are Jaro-

TAMPO: {irritated} No! The last part!

STLUNKO: They now want to show their superiority by trying to kill Stinkoman.

TAMPO: You never told me that! We can’t let a Union be grand rulers of Planet K!

BRODY: Yeah, they’re minions of Tampo! {To Tampo} Say, how did they get away?

TAMPO: I don’t know. Punt the Jaro game?

BRODY: And whose side are they on?

TAMPO: I don’t know, jeez, why do you ask so many questions? So, here’s the plan; We bust open the door before the Jaros.

STLUNKO: That is it?

TAMPO: You got any better plans? Thought so.

{Cuts to Spyro, Stinkoman, and 1-Up jumping in the tunnel. They then start walking}

SPYRO: {looking around} Hmm, I wonder the what, the when, the where, how, the why, and the who is about this tunnel.

STINKOMAN: The Who? They were an oldies rock band. Now, what does that have to do with this spooky tunnel?

SPYRO: Never mind. How long is this tunnel?

{Cuts to the back view looking out into the tunnel showing that the tunnel keeps on going into black darkness}

SPYRO: {annoyed} Great.

{Cuts to everyone else back up in the kitchen. Spyro then calls them on the walkie}

SPYRO: {on walkie} Spyro to people, do you read me, under?

DRAKE: {in walkie} Over. Say over. Over. Krzzzzt

SPYRO: Oh. Over.

DRAKE: Krzzzzt! Your have to say Krzzzzt!

SPYRO: Why?

{Cuts to the opening of the hole. Everyone is looking in the other direction (the door direction), when molten metal (the Gaspeau) spills silently and slowly into the hole without everyone noticing because they’re facing the other direction.}

DRAKE: Your walkies don’t have static noise. And you forgot to say over, over. Krzzzzt.

SPYRO: Who cares about the slang? Over?

DRAKE: Everyone should. The WTCI is listening. Over. Krzzzzt.

SPYRO: The Who? Over?

DRAKE: No, not the rock band, the WTCI. Over. Krzzzzt.

SPYRO: {irritated} Who are they? Over.

DRAKE: The Walkie Talkie Communication Center. If you don’t use Walkie Slang, you’ll get arrested. Over.

SPYRO: Yeah right. So, have there been intruders? Over.

{Cuts back to Drake.}

DRAKE: Not yet. Well, except for the flat Jaro that that slipped under the door. He was the same shape as a regular paper, so, {holds up a grey paper airplane and throws it} We had fun with him, if you know what I mean. Over. Krzzzzt.

SPYRO: Ok, well, we haven’t seen anything special. Over.

DRAKE: Me neither. It’s getting pretty-

{The Molten Metal stops and the Platinum Poorbt jumps down into the hole. This results in a crash stopping Drake, and Drake looks at the hole, and turns back}

DRAKE: Umm, pretty boring. Over. Krzzzzt

SPYRO: Well, at least you don’t have to walk like your walking on a fast conveyor belt. {You hear a tripping noise and then you hear Stinkoman and 1-Up falling over} Ahh! It is a conveyor belt! I can’t talk right now! Alert me when there is intruders! Ahh! Over!

{Cuts to Spyro, Stinkoman and 1-Up running fast to go faster than the belt}

SPYRO: Who would put a Conveyor Belt in a tunnel!

1-UP: Maybe it isn’t a tunnel. But a pudding factory! How do they make the Chocolate pudding brown?

SPYRO: Umm, Coco beans-{short stuttering} A-da-Why are you asking about a pudding factory?

{Cuts to 1-Up at a sign that says “Pudding R Us, the Factory”}

1-UP: Signs on the wall.

STINKOMAN: {off-screen, but can see the sign} Pudding R Us, the Factory? Um, the P, the dding, the Us, the c, and the ory is silent. So it says u R fat. HAHAHA! Now your fat! HAHAHA! So is Pan-Pan!

SPYRO: {off-screen} No, nothing is silent. There is a pudding factory. Or it could be a trick.

{Cuts to a birds eye view of the cave where Spyro is. There is a right turn, and Spyro, Stinkoman, and 1-Up walk through it.}

SPYRO: Glad we got off that conveyor belt.

STINKOMAN: So, what’s up ahead?

SPYRO: Black. {Disappointed} Aw man.

{Cuts to the Kitchen where everyone is sitting in a chair looking bored. Someone knocks on the door. Everyone immediately gets up and hold on the door.}

HUNTER: Who is it?

JARO: Uhh, FedEx.

BAD BOY: Yeah right.

JARO: Umm, UPS?

HUNTER: We don’t get mail.

JARO: Well, what about…The mailman?

PEACHY: We know who you are, and we aren’t opening

JARO: If you still think I’m here, please flip side A over onto side B.

HUNTER: What?

{Cuts to outside, and Hunter opens the door. There is a tape player attached to the door}

HUNTER: It’s a trap!

{Drake flips the tape over and plays it}

JARO: {on tape} Umm, email? The server is down. {Pause} I ran out of mail companies. Now, if your still listening, chances are that we are in the house.

PEACHY: What?

{Everyone looks in the house, and an army jeep with the Jaros in it rams to the door behind them, but everyone else runs to the sides before they were going to be runover. The jeep goes in and runs over the chairs}

HEAD JARO: {Singing to the tune of “Grandma got Runover by a Reindeer”} Spyro’s friend almost got runover by a John Deer.

JARO: Jeep. Not a tractor.

HEAD JARO: {in the hole} I don’t care.

{Everyone else runs back to the door looking in}

PEACHY: {Looking at Drake} Umm call Spyro.

DRAKE: Umm, yeah, about that-

BAD BOY: Don’t tell me that you left it on the chair that the Jeep ran over.

DRAKE: No. Maybe. {Admitting} Ok! Yes I left it on the chair!

BAD BOY: Great, they’ll die without warning. They have good fighting skills right?

HUNTER: I think. They’ll survive. Well Spyro might not.

{Everyone goes in the house and stands in one place}

DRAKE: {pause} What happened to the Brain, the Chicken, and the Robot?

{Pause. Cuts to the field where nothing is there. Then cuts back to everyone with a blank look. After a pause, Brody stomps in front of them. Everyone looks up with a wide-eyed expression. Then cuts to everyone from Brody’s eyes.}

DRAKE: Umm, hi?

{Cuts to everyone’s view of Brody}

BRODY: Hello. Where’s Stinkoman?

DRAKE: Classified.

{Tampo and Stlunko come on screen. Then cuts to a side view of everyone (Including the Trio.)}

TAMPO: You want to get stomped by Brody? Or smushed by Stlunko?

BAD BOY: Well, what are you gonna do?

TAMPO: Something. I could shock you, but I think I lost that power after I obtained an eye.

BAD BOY: So, you’re powerless?

TAMPO: Shut up! I can ram you, but I need to know where Stinkoman is.

DRAKE: Classified.

{Brody’s foot goes over everyone and they start screaming to hold Brody’s foot back. Brody holds it back and puts it down.}

TAMPO: Thought so. Now tell us, or be stomped.

{Cuts to a front close up of Drake, pointing to the visible Tunnel Hole behind him.}

DRAKE: Classif- {realizing what he’s saying} I mean, Stinkoman and Spyro are in that tunnel.

{Cuts to inside of the house. None of the Trio can fit through the door, so Tampo crashes through the door and leaves his body mark on the walls that cross with his body. Stlunko does the same, but Brody stomps through the roof into the kitchen. Tampo realizes he can’t fit through the tunnel.}

TAMPO: Aw man, I can’t fit in it! Can you Stulunko?

STLUNKO: Negative. I have a bigger mass than you, so I can not fit either. That goes the same with Brody.

TAMPO: Crap. We can’t beat Stinkoman or Spyro if we can’t get to them. {to Stulunko} Can’t you lock on their location?

STLUNKO: Negative. It will not work underground.

BAD BOY: So, you’ll be going right?

TAMPO: Either you people or I think of an idea, or all of you will face the wrath of my army. Want that?

DRAKE: Well, not really.

TAMPO: Then think.

{Cuts to a zoomed out picture of the room. Everyone looks like they’re thinking hard.}

ALPHA CT: {Angrily off-screen on the roof} Gah! Finally {everyone else looks up} Someone opened the roof and put in chicken legs! Did anyone even hear me taping on the door?

{Alpha CT falls through open parts of the hole that Brody’s made (but still is there). He falls with a cracking noise after his impact on the ground. He gets up with no sever harm. Then cuts to a close up of Tampo with a Sparking light bulb over his head.}

TAMPO: I got an Idea!

{The light bulb goes on. After 2 seconds, the light bulb falls and hits Tampo, and bounces off and breaks on the ground. Then cuts back to the whole room}

TAMPO: Why should Stlunko, Brody, and I go in, and possibly get hurt? Well, I’m going to choose one of you guys to go in, and kill Stinkoman and Spyro.

DRAKE: And if we refuse?

TAMPO: Must I remind you about getting squished? {Brody’s legs goes up, but no one does anything} What? Your not scared?

PEACHY: Oh, we are scared, it just that you get used to it after the 2nd time.

TAMPO: Oh. Well, give me a moment to think.

ALPHA CT: Jeeze, you’re a giant brain, shouldn’t you already have a plan? I mean, you should be smart, you know?

{Tampo slowly moves his body to Alpha CT}

Part 3: Farther in and out

SPYRO: This is boring. Did anyone bring a DS?

1-UP: I brought pudding! {Takes out a almost empty cup of pudding that is dripping} Oops, it leaked. {throws the pudding behind}

{Spyro turns his head back quickly.}

SPYRO: Why did you bring pudding? {turns his head forward} What is your obsession with pudding all about? Why can’t anyone ever mention Jello? Yeah, jello. Jello is wobbley. Jello has flavor. And it can come in green. Yeah, the color of grass.

1-UP: And Boogers!

SPYRO: Never mind.

{Two lights flash behind everyone. Stinkoman turns his head back.}

STINKOMAN: Hey guys, I see a double light chanllenge! But they won't be enough for my double-

{Cuts back showing the Head Jaro’s Jeep from the front and he’s going a full speed. Then cuts back to Spyro}

SPYRO: {turning back} We're being followed! {Looks down behind}

{Cuts to behind showing that pudding has left a trail leading to Spyro. Then cuts back.}

SPYRO: Ok, I think this is the time where we run away and start playing the chase scene song on the record player. So, run.

{Everyone runs. After 5 seconds, pans way over right showing a pudding factory. Everyone runs onscreen and goes in. The jeep runs out of gas before they go in.}

HEAD JARO: Aw man. {To a Jaro on wheels} Wheels, you got anything with wheels?

WHEELS: Already equipped with everyone, sir.

HEAD JARO: Good. Move out everyone!

{5 other Jaros in the car (with wheels) open the car doors and roll in the Factory. Then cuts to Spyro, Stinkoman and 1-Up running}

SPYRO: You know, in Scooby Doo, everyone would split up at a chase scene. So, you probably know where this is going.

STINKOMAN: We challenge them?

SPYRO: Well, no. According to my rulebook that I write, Rule 1: Never fight things on wheels. Rule 3: Always split up at a chase scene.

STINKOMAN: Whatever. I’m doing this my way.

{Spyro jumps up off-screen. Stinkoman stops and makes some dust fly out from his feet. 1-Up keeps on running. Then pans up to Spyro leaping up onto a narow bridge with rails on the sides. Spyro then runs off-screen and is followed by a Jaro. Spyro looks behind while running and taunts the Jaro by sticking his tongue at the Jaro.}

SPYRO: Hehe. You never get tired of doing that. But when was the last time I did that?

{Laser Beams start shooting at Spyro and missing him. Spyro Jumps in horror and looks behind. Pans left showing that the Jaro has a laser beam. Then cuts back to Spyro. He looks to his left (facing away from the camera) and jumps out of the bridge and grabs a rope and lands safely on the other bridge. The Jaro rolls off-screen and then you hear a crash with the screen shaking simultaneously.}

SPYRO: Yay! 1 for the good guys and zip for the ugly guys! Woo-ho!

{Spyro looks left of the screen and jumps in shock and runs off-screen. Then another Jaro zips fast on and off screen. Then cuts to a platform with a table and conveyor belt (and a the first Jaro crashed into it) with pudding cups on in going in an arranged line. Spyro jumps on the belt and onto a cog next to it filling the cups with pudding with attached jugs getting the pudding from a huge vat of pudding. The Jaro rolls on. Then cuts to a front angle of the Cog with Spyro on one side, and the Jaro on the other. They both have to walk continuously to stay on the top.}

SPYRO: {slightly losing balance} Wooaaah! {regains balance} Phew. Alright Jaro, whatcha got?

{The Jaro gets out hands and starts shaking the cog making Spyro lose balance. Before Spyro falls off, Spyro reaches over to the conveyor belt and takes a full pudding cup and chucks it at the Jaro. The Jaro falls off and hits the edge of the vat and bounces into the vat. Spyro falls but grabs tightly onto one of the cogs ends and gets back on the platform when the cog turns Spyro up. He runs off-screen on the bridge, and the Jaro (melted) is poured into a pudding cup. Then cuts to 1-Up running to a lower conveyor belt and gets on it unaware that a Jaro is chasing him. He starts running to the Vat while being slowed down by the conveyor.}

1-UP: {singing} La-di-da-di-day-da-di-da-di- {spotting the cup with the Jaro} Ooooo, grey pudding! {picks up the cup and can’t open the top} Grrrrrrr, Nnnnnnng, eeeeeeee!

{The Jaro rolls onscreen, and leaps to 1-Up, but the pudding slips out of 1-Up’s grip, and the pudding hits the Jaro hard causing the Jaro to get knocked through the air. Then cuts to a fiery pudding maker where the Jaro flies on-screen in the hot exit. Then the Jaro comes out liquefied and spills in a drain. Then everything freezes and a off-screen voice is heard.}

VOICE: Well, can you keep up with all this explaining? Well Spyrox6 thought it was too much, and hardly any dialogue. Let’s skip Stinkoman’s fight, and assume that the Jaro’s were turned into pudding, and were stuffed in a shipping box. Then the head Jaro runs away for reinforcements. Everyone else walks through the factory and into another tunnel.

{Cuts to a tunnel with Spyro, Stinkoman and 1-Up}

STINKOMAN: That sure was a jammed pack awesome challenge I fought.

SPYRO: What are you talking about? Spyrox6 got lazy and skipped you.

STINKOMAN: Not what I saw. I still remembered challenging.

SPYRO: Well, I saw life freeze and heard a summarizing what happened in the end. I think I’m hearing stuff.

{The tunnel shakes}

SPYRO: And feeling stuff.

{The tunnel shakes again}

SPYRO: {realizing} Wait, I’m not.

STINKOMAN: Yeah, I hear funny stuff too.

{A giant geyser shoots all of them up out of the tunnel, and then cuts to a dry ground area with trees around. The geyser shoots up while carrying everyone else. Then it fades into the ground landing everyone safely.}

1-UP: WOW! The middle ages! I always wanted to go into a year where there isn’t a X in the name!

SPYRO: Middle ages? What? No. We’re still in 20X6. But, I never seen a area like this.

STINKOMAN: It looks like a challenge arena.

SPYRO: Wait, what did Dragon P tell us to do?

{A thought bubble produces over Spyro’s head with Dragon P in it.}

DRAGON P 3.0: Always remember to sniff a lamp before letting a seal in the house.

SPYRO: No, wait, not that.

DRAGON P 3.0: Find an item that will send all your bad guys to Moe’s Tavern.

SPYRO: Uhhh, something like that. {To the thought bubble} Thanks Dragon P.

DRAGON P 3.0: No problem.

1-UP: {off-screen} Hey! It’s Dragon P! Hi Computer!

{The thought bubble pops}

SPYRO: {to 1-Up} Don’t refer him to that. No one calls him that anymore since email 6.

{Cuts to Stinkoman eating dirt out of a hole}

STINKOMAN: Aw man. I ate so much clumps of dirt. I hope the next one will be better. {reaches in the hole and hitting something hard.} Wah-wa? Whaaat is this some sort of challenge buried in the ground?

{Zooms out showing Spyro next to him}

SPYRO: No, your hitting that pipe over there.

STINKOMAN: What pipe?

SPYRO: {Pointing behind him} That pipe.

{Cuts to a pipe protruding out of the ground and leading to the left of the screen. Everyone walks on screen.}

SPYRO: Hmm, that pipe must of been used for the factory,

1-UP: It might have pudding in it! {head-butts the pipe softly}

{silence}

SPYRO: {sarcastically} Wow.

{The pipe cracks and starts leaking rushing pudding out at Spyro and Stinkoman pushing them off-screen. 1-Up looks at the rushing pudding and then turns back to the pipe.}

1-UP: Yay! More pudding!

{Jumps in the pipe somehow. Then the pipe stops flowing. Spyro and Stinkoman craw on-screen soaked in pudding. They then get up.}

SPYRO: Ow. That was painful in a unusual way. {looks at the pipe} Should we save 1-Up?

STINKOMAN: No way, he's just a kid. Maybe when he's older

SPYRO: Did that really make sense?

STINKOMAN: Uhhh, I don't know if that question was the question to my answer.

SPYRO: Ok, I'm going in. Hopefully this will lead to the item.

{Spyro jumps in the pipe. Then cuts to underground showing the pipeline, and it's going in a wavy up and down direction instead of straight. You hear Spyro saying "woah" continuously. Then cuts to a egyptian room that looks like a shrine in a pyramid. There is a Chest at the end of the room on a podium. 1-Up and Spyro crash through the walls creating smoke.}

SPYRO: {coughing, then stops} Where are we? {smoke clears up} Woah! I think we found our destination.

1-UP: A pudding ray?

SPYRO: Well, maybe. {walks up to the podium} I wonder what it is? Maybe a powerful Sapphire jewel that gives unlimited power! Or a robot!

1-UP: Wait!

SPYRO: {questioning} What? {noticing} Oh.

{Cuts to a tile on the floor that says in black writing "Step on me". Then cuts back to Spyro looking down.}

SPYRO: Step around the tile. How did you know 1-Up?

1-UP: What? I was just saying that there is a guy behind that thing.

SPYRO: Huh?

{Cuts to a column. Nothing happens, so it cuts back to Spyro.}

SPYRO: Nothing is there. Your just seeing stuff.

{Cuts a close up of the Chest}

SPYRO: {off-screen} Ok, here we go. This box might have the answer to saving the day.

1-UP: {off-screen} Yay! Open it! It's like a present! Only more dramatic!

{Cuts to behind the chest showing Spyro and 1-Up about to open it}

SPYRO: On the count to three, we open it. 1, 2...

{Cuts to Stinkoman sleeping on the protruding pipeline. Then a silver goo leaks out (the Gaspeau) and turns in to the Gaspeau. Then the Platinum Poorbt breaks open the pipe from the inside (and gets stuck) causing Stinkoman to wake up in shock.}

STINKOMAN: WAAAH! {Noticing the Gaspeau} Who are you?

GASPEAU: I'm the Molten Gaspeau.

STINKOMAN: That name sounds dumb it sounds like it's really dumb.

PLATINUM POORBT: How dare you! Molten Gaspeau, get him.

MOLTEN GASPEAU: Yes sir.

{The Molten Gaspeau splits in half, and repeats this 3 times creating 8 Gaspeaus.}

STINKOMAN: WAAAAH! {runs off screen with the Gaspeaus following}

{Cuts to the factory with the Head Jaro waiting. 3 jeeps drive on screen}

HEAD JARO: {to jeep 1} Wheels, do we have reinforcements?

WHEELS: Affirmative.

HEAD JARO: Excellent. {maniacally} HUHUHUHU-

WHEEL: Sir, you really need to laugh normally.

{Cuts to Spyro's house with the Trio watching Dragon P's tracker}

BRODY: What's it say? I see dots.

TAMPO: It says that Alpha has not come upon anyone yet.

STULUNKO: Well, we know where Stinkoman and Spyro is at least.

TAMPO: {talking on walkie talkie} Alpha, where are you?

ALPHA: {on walkie} I am in a cave. I been walking for a while. But I know when I get to my destination, I will Kill Stinkoman and Spyro.

TAMPO: Great, that's great. {laughing} HEHEHEHE!

{Pans left showing everyone else strapped to a large board}

BAD BOY: Hey man, could you please find a better place we can be strapped to? This is very uncomfortable. Like you. You seem soft.

TAMPO: Shut up. I know where to strap people when I don't want interference.

{Silence}

DRAKE: I have to pee.

{Everyone looks at him. Then cuts to Spyro about to open the chest.}

SPYRO: 3! {Opens it and looks inside with shock}

Part 4: 2 to beat

{Cut to the back view of Spyro and 1-Up, and The Master Sticklyman comes out from the chest.}

SPYRO: Who are you?

STICKLYMAN: What! Are you serious? Most people should know me.

SPYRO: Well, I'm only on my 10th email, so I probably wouldn't know you.

STICKLYMAN: {deeper tone} I'm your worst enemy.

SPYRO: No, my worst enemy, would always be that evil monkey in my closet.

{Cuts to Spyro in armor and holding a baseball bat. He is opening a closet slowly and closes his eyes. He opens one eye, looks in relived.}

SPYRO: Phew. There isn't a monkey in my closet.

{A hairy green monster leans out of the closet}

MONSTER: Yes, but there is a Hairy Monster in here.

SPYRO: Well who cares? What are you gonna do? Eat a banana? {laughing} Hahehihohu.

{The Evil Monkey pounces Spyro from behind taking him down.}

SPYRO: {off-screen} Ahh! Stop! Don't...do...that,...that's...gross...ow!

{Cuts back to Spyro}

1-UP: Hey, I know you. Your the guy who Stinkoman challenged and lost to.

STICKLYMAN: Correct. I-{hesitating} Where's Stinkoman? I need him here too.

SPYRO: {nervously} Umm...He's...at...{The words "My house", "Your moms house", and "Your Dads house" appears next to Spyro. He looks at them deciding which one to chose}

STICKLYMAN: Well?

SPYRO: Umm {the words dissapear}, He went shopping. No, wait, fishing. No wait, is invisible and is already here anyways. {starts sweating}

STICKLYMAN: Do you know at all?

1-UP: He's up at the pipe.

SPYRO: {angry} Shut up!

STICKLYMAN: Thank you 1-Up. Normaly, I would fight people after meeting them. But since you said that, I'll let you go.

SPYRO: And we stay alive? Being alive is good.

{Sticklyman jumps upon the ceiling and opens a trapdoor with his head still sticking out the trapdoor.}

STICKLYMAN: Who said anything about you living? {A waterfall rushes from the trapdoor and slowly begins to flood the room} I decided to drown you to death. But hey, it's better than being beat up to death.

SPYRO: Wait, where's the secret item?

STICKLYMAN: I hid it. I knew you guys would come here, thanks to my genius plan.

SPYRO: You had 3 other evil forces?

STICKLYMAN: {suprised} What? I didn't...Wait. Tampo. Right?

SPYRO: Uhh, yes. And others you don't know.

STICKLYMAN: {to himeself} There will be some serious subtracting demerit points. {to Spyro} Once again thanks. I'll just tell you that the item is in another room. Good luck getting there. {maniacly laughing} Muhahaha! {goes up the trapdoor}

{Cuts to a close up of Spyro and 1-Up. The water is at their thighs.}

SPYRO: Alright. This isn't good. We must find that other room fast.

{Spyro runs around the room pushing on all the walls bricks. 1-Up just stands there.}

SPYRO: {still pushing on the walls} No, no, no, no, ARGABLE! I got to find that passage!

1-UP: Tropical Laser passage? Double Load of Passage? Passage, Passage, Passage, Passage, JLAMY!

SPYRO: What?

1-UP: Nothing.

{Cuts to Stinkoman running away from the Gaspeaus}

STINKOMAN: Why am I running when I could be challenging these pathetic things that I remember in the Lava Zone. Correct me wrong but is this some crazy way of asking for some challeeeeeeeengee?!

{Stinkoman stops and double dueces one of the Gaspeaus, but his punch goes through the Gaspeau without damaging it.}

STINKOMAN: Wha-what?

{The Gaspeau turns his hand into a sledge hammer and whacks Stinkoman 50 feet in the air. Then cuts to Stinkoman while airborne.}

STINKOMAN: Waaaaah! I'm pretty sure that I'll lose about 4 hitpoint from this height! Wait what did Spyro tell me not in this episode?

{Cuts to a flashback of Spyro and Stinkoman sitting at the couch.}

SPYRO: I met a fairy today, and she told me to press X to hover. Or Y, I can't remember. She said that I already knew how to glide. I didn't know what she was talking about.

STINKOMAN: Your conversations with me are getting borrrrrring.

SPYRO: Hey, one day, my information will save you. Like when your falling out of the sky, and you'll remember this. It will save you.

{Cuts back to Stinkoman still falling}

STINKOMAN: Ok. But which button do I press?

{Cuts to the Gaspeaus watching Stinkoman from the ground}

GASPEAU 1: I think our work here is done.

GASPEAU 2: Are you sure that he won't survive the fall?

GASPEAU 3: Who does? Only someone who can hover can survive the fall.

GASPEAU 4: Wait, what if he lands on that conveniently placed trampoline.

{Pans way right showing a trampoline in the middle of the field.}

GASPEAU 1: {off-screen} What! Where did that come from?

GASPEAU 2: {off-screen} I'm beginning to not like G-Haver references.

GASPEAU 3: {off-screen} Well, we just hope that he won't land on it.

{Cuts to Stinkoman still falling}

STINKOMAN: Uhhh, how will I press any buttons?

{Pans left showing a Gamecube Y button with stick legs and feet and a mouth}

STINKOMAN: Aha! {goes up and presses the button}

Y BUTTON: I'm the Y button for the classic Atari games. Which does nothing.

STINKOMAN: {confused} What the challenge is Atari? How come I'm not hovering?

Y BUTTON: Dude, remember level 2.2?

STINKOMAN: Oh yeah. I yawned in the air while standing.

Y BUTTON: Yeah, what changed? Your just gonna land safely. So no need for remembering Spyros boring conversations.

STINKOMAN: Your right! But how do you know all of this?

Y BUTTON: Because I'm not really a Y button. {removes a mask revealing he's the A button on the keyboard.}

A BUTTON: I'm the A button to your game.

STINKOMAN: Wow! You really-

{Cuts to the bottom showing that Stinkoman landed safely next to the trampoline and the A button bounced off the trampoline and went back in the air.}

A BUTTON: {voice fading} Thank goodness for that conveniently placed trampoline.

STINKOMAN: Yeah! I lived! Thank you Hamburger!

{Cuts to the Gaspeaus}

GASPEAU 1: No! He lived! Darn you Hamburger!

{Cuts to a Hamburger with a face}

HAMBURGER: Why do I get the feeling I'm always being thanked and darned?

{Cuts back to the Gaspeaus}

GASPEAU 1: Ok, we can't sit around, we must take action.

{Cuts back to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: I shall celebrate my survival by eating pudding with a spooooooooon! {pause} I guess I should carry some pudding.

GASPEAU 1: {off-screen} Hey! Stinkoman! We're coming for yah!

STINKOMAN: {looking to the left} Hey, it's those things! Waaaaaah! But wait, what if I try again Double Duecing the things.

{Zooms out showing Stinkoman and the Gaspeaus in the same screen. The Gaspeaus are coming in near Stinkoman. Stinkoman is just about to do a double duece.}

STINKOMAN: Double Duuu-

{Suddenly, a giant geyser rockets up below the Gaspeaus causing them to rocket up with the geyser. After 10 seconds, the geyser fades and the Gaspeaus fall down as frozen Magma.}

STINKOMAN: ...uuce-Whaaa? Whaaaat happened?

VOICE: {off-screen} You see, when heated metal is rapidly doused with water, it will freeze the metal into frozen magma.

STINKOMAN: {looking around} Who said that? Are you a ghost?

VOICE: I'm a heard but not seen thing. So don't wonder about me. I'm in a bathroom stall mysteriously not seen.

STINKOMAN: Whatever.

{Cuts to Spyro and 1-Up in the underground room. The water is still flowing and is up to their waste, and Spyro is swiming as fast as he can around the room looking for an exit. 1-Up is just standing there.}

SPYRO: {panicking} 1-Up, you gotta help, or we'll die!

1-UP: That sounds fun! Can I do it?

SPYRO: You don't want to do that. I don't know what happens, but it's probably not good. Or it is. You go to heaven for the happy afterlife. I'm not exactly sure though, but it's probably good. But you want to make the most out of your life you know.

1-UP: {noticing the open chest} Hey, a chest!

{Cuts to a close up of Spyro}

SPYRO: What? That's open.

{Cuts to 1-Up where the chest is flipped up showing a secret passage. The water starts flowing down the open passage.}'

1-UP: Now it is.

{The water pulls down 1-Up into the passage. Then Spyro gets pulled down. Then cuts to a cave with water flowing into it. 1-Up and Spyro fall in the cave landing safely.}

SPYRO: {excited} 1-Up, You did it! You found the secret passage!

1-UP: Thanks, but I couldn't of done it without Americas next Top model during the Super Bowl.

SPYRO: What?

1-UP: Nothing.

SPYRO: Well, I'm sure that we will have no more enemies attacking us. We got rid of Sticklyman, he's gonna yell at Tampo for interfering while he's trying to kill us, and we defeated the Jaro Union in a action packed adventure.

{Suddenly, something breaks through the walls, and smoke produces covering the air. Then it clears up showing the Jaro Unions Jeep halfway through the wall. Then the head Jaro jumps out with an electric Jaro, a red Jaro, a giant Jaro, and a half Jaro-half crocodile.}

HEAD JARO: You didn't think we would give up so easily did you?

SPYRO: 1-Up, Run.

{Cuts to a side view of the cave showing Spyro and 1-Up running away, followed by the Jaros. The Jaro's stop in the middle of the cave, and jump up, and their Possessed Crabturtles scuttle under them when the Jaro's land. Then they resume walking. It then cuts to Spyro's house where Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko are watching Dragon P's tracker.}

TAMPO: Hey I see 2 red dots and a lot of yellow dots.

DRAGON P. 3.0: {sighs} Yes, You found Spyro and 1-Up. And a lot of other people.

BRODY: Who are they?

DRAGON P. 3.0: I'm, not sure. I think the water is blocking my tacker.

TAMPO: {to Stlunko} Stlunko, can you track what it is?

STLUNKO: Sorry, my tracker is similar to Dragon P.'s.

TAMPO: {angrily} Dooooh. Let's just assume they're enemies. If they destroy Spyro and 1-Up, Alpha will destroy them. {to walkie} Alpha do you read me, over?

ALPHA CT: {on walkie} Affirmative Tampo, over.

TAMPO: Do you see something attacking Spyro?

ALPHA CT: {on walkie} Yes I do. They're the Jaro Union ridding Crabturtles horseback. They look pretty strong, over.

TAMPO: Ok, well, don't show yourself. Wait until someone is destroyed, over.

ALPHA CT: {on walkie} Will do, over.

Part 5: 2 down, still 2 to go

{Cuts to Spyro and 1-Up running through the cave.}

SPYRO: Ok, so they weren't destroyed for good. We're gonna have to use our brains to win.

1-UP: What's a brain?

SPYRO: {irritated} Correction, I'll have to use {empathizing} MY brain to win.

1-UP: I wanna help!

SPYRO: Then think.

1-UP: Ok. Even though it's something I haven't done in a long time.

{Zooms into 1-Up's head showing his brain. A hit points meter drops down from the top of the screen. The brain expands a little bit, simultaneously removing part of the hit points meter, and then 1-Up saying "Ow". This repeats 3 times where the meter is almost used up. Then zooms out to 1-Up and Spyro.}

1-UP: I got it! The freeze ray!

SPYRO: Huh, now that you mention it, I think I carry it now. So thats what that bulge in my pants was. {get out the freeze ray in his pants} Here it is! Now I'll just-

{A green laser fires knocking the freeze ray out of Spyros hand and farther in the cave}

SPYRO: Oh crap.

{Cuts to the Jaro's ridding the Crabturtles. The Red Jaro is shooting green lasers out of his visor.}

HEAD JARO: Hahaha. Let's see if you survive this?

{Cuts back to Spyro and 1-Up. Lasers are still shooting.}

SPYRO: {freaking out} AH! We got to run 1-Up!

1-UP: For the pudding!

{Cuts to a dead end at the cave with a ladder. Spyro and 1-Up are about to go on it, when a laser shoots at them really close, causing Spyro and 1-Up to turn around. Then cuts to a front view of the Jaros closing up to the dead end.}

HEAD JARO: Now, We'll let you go, and your kids will be happy that your still alive. But if you don't, then we'll get rid of you, and still rule Planet K.

SPYRO: {off-screen} Why can't you conquer a easier planet like planet Q. That place is deserted.

1-UP: {off-screen} Mmmmm...deserts.

SPYRO: {off-screen quietly} Shut up.

HEAD JARO: So what will it be?

{Cuts to Spyro sweating, and then he looks down. Cuts to the Freeze ray lying on the ground. Then cuts back to Spyro looking back up. Then cuts to Tampo watching Dragon P.}

TAMPO: Ohohoho. This could end up good.

{Cuts back to a close up of the Head Jaro.}

HEAD JARO: Well, what will it-

{The Head Jaro is knocked down by something. Zooms out showing that Alpha CT is flailing punches at the Head Jaro while he's on the ground. The other Jaros are watching. Then cuts back to Spyro. Spyro reaches down and picks up the Freeze ray without anyone noticing. Cuts to Spyros view showing the Electric Jaro, and then pans downward at the water (at ankle level). Then cuts to Spyro aiming his Freeze ray, and instead, hurls it at the Electric Jaro. Cuts to a close up at the Electric Jaro, and he gets angry and produces electric lines around him. This causes all the Jaros to get electrocuted. Then cuts to Spyro and 1-Up.}

SPYRO: 1-Up, climb.

{Spyro and 1-Up climb up the ladder. After they're up, a mass explosion occurs. Then cuts to Tampo looking at the tracker in Dragon P. Connection lost appears on the screen. Then zooms out showing Spyro and 1-Up coming out of a secret passage in the floor.}'

SPYRO: Boo-yah! Take that Jaros! {He looks at the Trio and looks back forward} I do not see this ending well.

{Tampo turns around}

TAMPO: Aha! We finally got you! Now you will pay.

1-UP: But Stinkoman isn't here.

{Pans left showing Stinkoman standing in the door.}

STINKOMAN: What are you talking about? I'm right here!

{Pans back to Spyro, 1-Up and the Trio}

TAMPO: Ok then, even better. I-

{Sticklyman runs on-screen to Tampo}

STICKLYMAN: Not so fast.

BRODY: The Master? You usually let us go on our business.

STICKLYMAN: Yes, but I told you not to do anything today.

TAMPO: No you didn't.

STICKLYMAN: I voiced mail a message on your computer. How could you not get it?

TAMPO: Oh wait, I remember that email. And it wasn't one of the current 41s.

{Cuts to a flashback showing Tampo watching Sticklyman talk on the computer. Brody is playing music loudly in the background blocking out some stuff the Sticklyman said.}

STICKLYMAN: {on computer} Hello Tampo. Tomorrow, {music blocks out voice}...attack Stinkoman, or you will {music bloacks out voice}...get more merit points. I repeat, {music blocks out voice}.

TAMPO: {Turning to Brody} Look, I know it's your day off, but you gotta play that music in another room.

STICKLYMAN: {on computer} Good bye. {message stops}

{The flashback stops. Cuts back to Tampo}

TAMPO: So, it's not my fault.

STICKLYMAN: {angrily} You could of repeated it!

TAMPO: It went in the trash forever.

{Spyro and 1-Up slowly get out and walk away with Stinkoman. Pans left showing Spyro undoing the ropes to everyone on the board. They all slowly walk away. Then cuts back to Tampo and Sticklyman arguing.}

STICKLYMAN: Well that still isn't my fault. It's called a virus. You need anti-virus protection software.

TAMPO: Well, it's Brody's fault anyways and-{noticing that everyone is gone}Uh-oh. They're gone.

{silence}

BRODY: I just remembered something. Didn't we put a bomb in this house?

{4 bombs start beeping. Everyone looks down, and then back up.}

TAMPO: Oh...Crap.

{A enormous explosion occurs. Cuts to the Trio and Sticklyman soaring in the air spinning.}

EVERYONE: Looks like team rockets blasting off again!

BRODY: {fading} WOBUFFET!

TAMPO: {fading} Shut up.

{They are no longer in sight, and a star flashes where they disappeared. Then cuts to the destroyed house. The house has no full walls, wooden planks everywhere, debris covering most of the ground, and some parts are singed with embers. Everyone walks back on-screen.}

SPYRO: Great. Our house is destroyed.

DRAKE: I still have to pee.

BAD BOY: And...Did Alpha die?

{Silence}

SPYRO: Well, he died a hero.

HUNTER: Poor guy. Never lasted a whole email.

ALPHA CT: {inside the passage hole} Ha. That's what you think!

{All 15 Crabturtles spring out of the hole}

SPYRO: {shocked} Holy Crap! Your alive!

ALPHA CT: Yep. Explosions don't kill me! I'm invincible to them! And Tampo never did anything to me. I was pretending to be under control.

DRAKE: {content} Yay, my experiment wasn't useless!

SPYRO: And no one important died. {pause} So where are we gonna live?

{Cuts to outside of Strong Bads Mount Rides Place USA}

DRAKE: {off-screen} We live in the carnival/Labratory.

SPYRO: {off-screen} What? How do we sleep?

DRAKE: {off-screen} That I can not answer. So...The End!

{Credits appear with Spyrox6 as all of the names. The paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Wait after the credits to show the Platinum Poorbt still stuck in the pipe.

Fun Facts

(coming soon)

Rating

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