Conshow/40

Summary

Forest kills everyone. The End

Outline for this Episode

Transcript

{Open to the base on the mobile planet - Lobby, Cruroar and Conchris are standing there}

CONCHRIS: We've reached fourty episodes! Who knows what the next ten will bring?

CRUROAR: Er... bloodshed?

CONCHRIS: Ha ha ha! Don't be so silly! Besides, I die too much as it is! Imagine this episode being the one with bloodshed?

CRUROAR: Yes. Yes I do.

{Cue intro}

{Open to the base - Lobby, Cruroar and Conchris are watching TV}

CRUROAR: You know, why do we have cold openings that have no real sense?

CONCHRIS: Because it's your mom's cold opening. Yeah! She wrote it herself!

CRUROAR: I thought it was the writer that wrote them!

CONCHRIS: {with a cheeky grin} Oh no! He hires slaves to write the story and your mom's one of them!

CRUROAR: What?! How much does he pay them?

CONCHRIS: Only a breadcrumb!

CRUROAR: A breadcrumb?

CONCHRIS: Yes and the best worker gets to have a bigger breadcrumb.

CRUROAR: They will die from thirst, right?

CONCHRIS: No.

CRUROAR: But, you're kidding me, right?

CONCHRIS: Yeah, I'm just screwing with your head.

{Cieeia walks in}

CIEEIA: There you two are! I was getting lost in the base...

CONCHRIS: What do you want?

CIEEIA: I'm kind of worried about Forest.

CONCHRIS: Yeah, so? What about her? {Cieeia opens her mouth to talk but is interrupted by Conchris} Forest is locked in a storage closet whilst deactivated, she won't be able to be activated anywhere.

CIEEIA: Oh good! I thought we were going to have a robot on the loose.

CONCHRIS: Knowing her, she would abuse all the weaponry I given her to kill any and everything.

CRUROAR: Doesn't she do that already?

CONCHRIS: Yeah, but she will be indiscriminate.

CRUROAR: Thank goodness that'll never happen, right?

{Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start laughing}

CONCHRIS: Sure it won't!

{Cut to a corridor in the base, a Yffulf is cleaning up the corridor with a broom and notices a glowing door, he goes over to investigate the glow and gets blasted away by a laser, Forest breaks out of the door in anger}

FOREST: I shall kill all who stands in my way!

{Cut to the entrance to the lobby, Forest pokes her head around the corner to see a sentry sitting in the middle. It turns to face Forest and its LED glows red. Forest quickly dives back into cover}

FOREST: Wait a minute, I'm a robot equipped to the brim with advanced weaponry! I should be running in guns blazing!

{Forest quickly runs in, charging up the laser, and blasts the sentry to pieces. Cruroar runs in}

CRUROAR: What the hell was that?

FOREST: I am the alpha! And the Omega! DESTROY! {fires a laser at Cruroar, obliterating him}

{Cut to the control room, alarms start sounding}

JOHN: THE ROBOT IS ATTACKING!

CIEEIA: What are we going to do?

CONCHRIS: We can't. She cannot be destroyed easily.

CIEEIA: Weren't you the one who invented her?

CONCHRIS: Oh yeah! But I have to go out there and face her, also, she killed Cruroar. I should know, I heard screaming.

CIEEIA: THAT... ARGH! {runs out in a huff}

CONCHRIS: Maybe I shouldn't say that.

JOHN: Maybe you shouldn't.

{Cut to the corridor outside the control room, Forest is at the other end of the corridor with Cieeia on one side. Cieeia tears out a pipe out of the ceiling and sparks fly. Forest's hands clench together as she grinds her teeth in rage}

FOREST: Stay back, I have no intention of killing you.

CIEEIA: You killed Cruroar! I have an intention of killing you!

FOREST: Pathetic. Conchris sends out a girl to do the dirty work, huh? Ever think of that?

CIEEIA: You're just a psycho robot on the loose!

FOREST: If you insist.

{Forest charges at Cieeia with full force, Cieeia sidesteps and Forest crashes into a nearby wall. Cieeia grabs her by the arms and tosses her up into the air. Forest dodges Cieeia's swing of the pipe and punches her into the ceiling. She falls down, unconscious}

FOREST: Now onto the end boss...

{Cut to the control room, Conchris has his laser blade out as Forest enters the room}

CONCHRIS: I've been waiting for you.

FOREST: Shut up! I am here to kill you for revenge!

{Forest tries to punch Conchris but he quickly dodges out of the way, Conchris jumps off a wall and tries to slice at Forest, only to receive a kick to the crotch. Conchris tumbles to the ground and gets up, after Forest tries to air shot him with her arm cannon. Forest jumps up and tries to punch Conchris, only for it to be parried by him}

FOREST: Your fighting skills improved.

CONCHRIS: I would say something here but you'll kill me whilst I explain.

{Forest ducks as Conchris throws the laser blade at her, getting it stuck in the door. The door sparks and starts to malfunction. Conchris jumps onto Forest's back and starts pounding her but she grabs him and tosses him to the floor. Conchris quickly staggers back as he realises that all hiding spots are gone until he hits a corner. Forest aims her arm cannon at him}

CONCHRIS: Kill me, and you will receive the power you've dreamed of, or spare me, or you won't get the best ending. I was about to implement a jetpack that can fly in any direction, you know!

{Forest pushes the arm cannon closer towards Conchris, Conchris prepares for impact but then soon realises that Forest isn't firing. He opens his eyes to see Forest's arms shaking}

FOREST: What am I doing? I. I can't... bring myself to kill him...

CONCHRIS: Wha?

FOREST: I had no trouble in the past but... what is wrong with me? Why am I attempting to kill... my only family out of spite? Why?

JOHN: What the hell? I thought you was gonna die!

CONCHRIS: I thought so too.

FOREST: {sighs} I just don't know what to do anymore! I just can't bring myself to kill you...

CONCHRIS: Aww... It's alright, Forest. Really.

FOREST: I... {a gun shot is heard and Forest falls over to reveal John holding a gun}

JOHN: Her emoness is distracting me.

CONCHRIS: You'd better be glad that she is a robot or else.

JOHN: HA HA HA! No. Now get out of here.

{Cut to the laboratory, Forest is on a table, deactivated}

NYDARA: So, what happened?

CONCHRIS: Forest got shot in the head by John. She's still functional.

NYDARA: EEK!

CONCHRIS: But she can't speak or use her weaponry.

NYDARA: Why?

CONCHRIS: Apparently, the bullet somehow broke the voice box. However, I have accidentally placed a music player voicebox inside. So that means she can only speak with music.

NYDARA: Cripes. How will we understand her?

CONCHRIS: We will and we can. Besides, we don't need to learn how to speak The Cheat or Pom Pom to even know what they're saying, right?

NYDARA: Right.

CONCHRIS: Let's end this episode before the writer gets another writer's block.

NYDARA: Argee-

{Cue credits}

WRITER: {voice} Man, this episode was short. Space really isn't my place of expertise...