Conshow/39

Summary

Stuff happens and such

Outline for this episode

Transcript

{Open to the "Spac-Chip's" bridge, Conchris and Cruroar are there}

CRUROAR: Conches, Cieeia is pretty ticked about not having a line last episode whilst alive. So, I think you should go hide... like right now... before she gets to you.

CONCHRIS: What are you talking about? {camera pans left to reveal Cieeia with an angry expression weilding a chainsaw} She's a girl! She wouldn't dare hurt any of u- {camera cuts to Cruroar, whom stares in horror} AAAAHHH! OH GOD! ARGGGGHHH! MY SPLEEN! {falls to the floor}

CRUROAR: Err... you feeling okay there?

{Zoom out, Cieeia breathes heavily on Cruroar before suddenly changing to a happy expression}

CIEEIA: Yep!

CRUROAR: O...kay?

{Cue introduction}

{Open to space, the "Spac-Chip" slowly sails along as a jingle plays in the background}

{Cut to the inside of the ship - Bridge, Conchris is at a desk typing something in}

CONCHRIS: {whilst typing} And that is why the phrase 9000 is banned in Wikity. Also, I would like to state that people like random acts of violence and despite the media's cries to play more friendly vidja games like Mario is Missing, that didn't work out at all. Also, why am I even writing an article in the first place?

CRUROAR: Because you have too much time on your hands?

{Conchris falls off of his chair in surprise as the camera pans to the right to reveal Cruroar standing behind him, Conchris gets up}

CONCHRIS: I so don't have enough time on my hands! I'll prove it to you!

{Conchris pulls out a piece of paper with writing at the beginning}

CRUROAR: Uh... you started writing that an hour ago. You never finished it.

CONCHRIS: I WAS PROCRASTINATING!

CRUROAR: Sure, whatever. Don't bother me about that. It better not be a me x Cieeia fan fic.

{Conchris is writing on the piece of paper with the words "Cruroar loves Cieeia Full Stop" on the top}

CONCHRIS: No.

CRUROAR: Good. Because then it will end up in space. Forever floating until it burns up in the sun.

CONCHRIS: With goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes?

CRUROAR: You just had to make that reference, didn't you?

CONCHRIS: It was necessary! Besides, you can't go into space without referencing other space-like shows. Like Limozeen: But They're in Space!

CRUROAR: This is the longest we've ever had a conversation without one of us dying.

CONCHRIS: Funny that.

{Pause, Cieeia walks in}

CIEEIA: What are you two talking about?

CRUROAR: Nothing very interesting.

CONCHRIS: No, we were talking about how to destroy the world with a toothpick, the idiot here says that it isn't possible.

CRUROAR: No we weren't! And besides, a toothpick cannot destroy a world!

CONCHRIS: It worked for Zorc.

CRUROAR: But it's a very stupid idea!

CIEEIA: Uhh... can I have my say in this?

CONCHRIS: No!

CIEEIA: Why are you two arguing?

CONCHRIS: Because the idiot has a fetish for arguing.

CRUROAR: No, I don't. Besides, you're an idiot.

CONCHRIS: HEY! Who said you can call me an idiot?

CIEEIA: WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND?!

{Pause}

CIEEIA: Thank you. Conches, I have a question for you.

CONCHRIS: What is it?

CIEEIA: How could this ship fly if it was destroyed in the last episode?

CONCHRIS: Continuity flaws. The writer's block decided to eat the continuity.

{Cut to a white void, a stick figure labelled "Continuity" is being eaten by the Writer's Block}

CONTINUITY: OH DEAR GOD WHY?!

'{Cut back to the ship}

CONCHRIS: But to solve any plot holes, I have {pulls out a million leaf clover} a 1 million leaf clover!

{Pause}

CRUROAR: I thought those clovers were unlucky.

CONCHRIS: Your mom's unlucky! OH SNAP!

CIEEIA: Crury's right, Conches. That million leaf clover will be the death of us!

CRUROAR: Would you stop using that pet name in front of Conches?

CIEEIA: Sorry, no.

CONCHRIS: Despite the stupid name, no. It won't because Chrionroar is the embodiment of pure randomness and idiocy! Besides, I'm the embodiment of... human... man... bear... pig... thing.

CIEEIA: That last sentence didn't make any sense whatsoever.

CONCHRIS: You know what? You don't make any sense. You girls and your... unpredictable... patterns. I can't even beat the final boss of that one game without dying!

CIEEIA: Would stop not making any sense?

CONCHRIS: Like I said, no sense.

CIEEIA: URGH! Give me that clover, right now!

CRUROAR: You'd better do what she says.

CONCHRIS: Who are you to side with a girl, you pansy!

CIEEIA: Give it!

CONCHRIS: {looks at the clover and then back at Cieeia and then sighs} Fine.

{Conchris hands the clover over to Cieeia, it glows as she goes to throw it down the garbage chute}

CIEEIA: There, we won't be punished by the gods now.

{An alarm sound is heard and Nydara bursts in}

NYDARA: SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE G-DIFFUSER!

CRUROAR: OH SNAP!

{Cut to the surface of an earth-like planet, the "Spac-Chip" crashes and explodes, sending Conchris, Cruroar, Cieeia, Nydara and a deactivated Forest hurtling into a city, Conchris is the first to get up}

CONCHRIS: Oww... that thing was bad for you! {looks around} Where am I?

{Cut to Conchris' view, he looks around to see a base, the front door opens and a giant robot walks out of it}

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP! A GIANT ROBOT!

GIANT ROBOT: OH CRAP! A HUMAN!

{The two stare at each other before the giant robot picks Conchris up}

CONCHRIS: Who are you?

GIANT ROBOT: We're the Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces! This base is clearly a marker of rebelling in our city!

CONCHRIS: And why?

GIANT ROBOT: This planet is the main base of operations for us Yffulf! Almost all of us work for that demon, Sirhcnoc!

CONCHRIS: Well, he doesn't look like a demon... or a guy of deity descent. So that doesn't make sense.

GIANT ROBOT: {sighs} Look. Are you one of that devil's forces or not?

CONCHRIS: We came crashing in peace!

{The giant robot chokes Conchris}

GIANT ROBOT: WRONG ANSWER!

VOICE: John! What are you doing out there?

JOHN: {inside robot} What is it now, Kylera?

KYLERA: {voice} Are there intruders out there?

JOHN: {inside robot} Yes. I'm going to exterminate them.

{Nydara gets up}

NYDARA: Exterminate us?! But we just got here!

KYLERA: {voice} Wait... I know that voice! Nydara, was that you?

NYDARA: Kylera!

KYLERA: {voice} John, they're not intruders, let them in.

JOHN: {inside robot} FINE! Even though I was looking forward to smashing something to pieces!

{The base door opens and the robot carries Conchris inside with Nydara dragging Cruroar, Cieeia and the deactivated Forest in, it then closes}

{Cut to the inside of the base, the giant robot stops and throws Conchris into a wall, John hops out of the giant robot as soon as Nydara drags Cruroar, Cieeia and Forest on screen, Kylera walks in}

KYLERA: Welcome to our base!

CONCHRIS: {inside of wall} Base?

KYLERA: Yes, human. Base. We need to get you visitors your rooms. Follow me.

{The scene shifts to a corridor, a door is open}

KYLERA: I know it's not much to you humans but it works.

CIEEIA: Why are there blood stains in mine and Cruroar's room?

KYLERA: That room used to be a medical ward before we moved it to the lab.

CIEEIA: Oh.

NYDARA: Any other rebels here or are you two the only ones left?

KYLERA: Well, the other nine are out on a skirmish to take the city's control point.

{Cut to the middle of the city, nine rebels start firing at the army of suitéd up Yffulf, one of the rebels gets shot in the shoulder by a sniper}

REBEL: MEDIC!

{The medic rebel runs up to the rebel with a medkit}

MEDIC REBEL: Where'd it hurt?

REBEL: The shoulder! Quick! Heal me!

{Cut back to the base corridor}

KYLERA: I'll let you guys settle in and meet me down in the briefing hall.

CONCHRIS: This is my one line of dialogue for this scene!

{Cut to a barren planet, Chrionroar, Aria, Mr. Person and Old Man are searching for clues with Chrionroar holding a giant magnifying glass}

MR. PERSON: Any luck?

ARIA: No luck here...

{Chrionroar hits the entrance to a small cave with his head, he recoils off and hits the ground}

CHRIONROAR: I find it.

{The four look into the cave entrance}

CHRIONROAR: What you think?

ARIA: I dunno... what if there were alien creatures that want to eat us?

{Timeswipe to inside the cave, Chrionroar, Mr. Person and Aria are in a boiling pot with Old Man impaled on a stick}

MR. PERSON: Well, this sucks.

ARIA: I know! We're going to die!

CHRIONROAR: I know of plan!

{Chrionroar picks up a rock and throws it at the bug people surrounding the pot, they huddle over to it and Chrionroar literally throws his head at one of them, making it explode. The other bug people turns around to see that the three have escaped}

BUG PERSON: {cricket sounds} (Damn it! They escaped!)

BUG PERSON #2: {buzzing sounds} (AFTER THEM!)

{The bug people starts chasing after the trio, they start firing arrows at the trio but only Aria remains unharmed}

ARROW BUG PERSON: {cricket sounds} (It didn't work!)

BUG CHIEF: {no sounds} RELEASE THE BOULDER!

{The bug people move the sticks out of the boulder's way to get it to fall down and chase after the trio, it ends up squashing a big army of them before hitting a low entrance}

BUG PERSON: {cricket sounds} (Crap...)

BUG PERSON #2: {buzzing sounds} We still have guards at the entrance right?

{Cut to a clearing, the exit is at the opposite side of the room, Aria and Mr. Person are kneeling down to catch their breath}

CHRIONROAR: Things are fine?

ARIA: Uh... yeah?

MR. PERSON: Oh crap! We haven't out run them all!

{Cut to the exit, a group of guards stand with their weapons drawn}

ARIA: CRAP!

{Mr. Person pulls out a bat and runs towards the group of guards, he bats away a few of them and gets grab by the shoulders. Chrionroar casually dances towards the separate group and trips over, crushing them. Aria pulls out a wrench and starts to widly swing it in the direction of the guards, they somehow explode. The exit is now clear as the trio run out into the light}

{Cut to the outside of the caves, the trio stop to catch their breath}

MR. PERSON: Right... We're never... letting... you search... again... Chrionroar.

CHRIONROAR: I are smart! {winks}

{Cut to the base on the earth-like planet - Briefing room, Conchris walks in with Cruroar and Cieeia in tow}

CONCHRIS: Man, this episode was one wild and wacky ride here.

CRUROAR: Who knew that this planet was also headed for Earth?

CIEEIA: Well, it will take another 10 episodes to get there...

{Pause}

CONCHRIS: We need something to break the silence.

CRUROAR: Like what?

{Conchris pulls out a cream pie and throws it at Cruroar, Cieeia is heard giggling}

CONCHRIS: That. That's your face on- {Cruroar punches Conchris to the ground}

{Cue credits}