Conshow/36

Summary

-FST- GET EQUIPPED WITH FOREST ARMOUR

Transcript

{Open to the outskirts of the castle, the same jingle from before plays (Mega Man 2 - Wily's Castle intro). Conchris climbs out of the hole to face the entrance}

CONCHRIS: I hope I stocked up on Item-1s because this is going to be a bumpy ride!

{Cue introduction}

{Open up to the dark, dusty planet, Cruroar, Cieeia and Nydara are searching for Conchris}

CRUROAR: Conches! Conches! Where the hell are you?

{Cruroar looks under a rock to see a scorpion}

CRUROAR: Conches?

{The scorpion stings Cruroar, making him yelp in pain, he then runs towards Nydara}

CRUROAR: Nydara! You're the scientist! Do you have a cure?

NYDARA: What do I look like to you, a doctor?!

CRUROAR: Too late! {falls over}

{Pause}

CIEEIA: Is he dead?

NYDARA: No, space scorpions on this planet can only stun. They are complete wusses though, preferring to do the cowards way out.

SCORPION: (Hey! I heard that!)

{Cut back to the castle, Conchris is running through the castle shooting as exploding noises are heard}

CONCHRIS: YEAH! WHOO! ALRIGHT! AWESOME! YEAH! {the exploding noises stop} That was awesome...

{Zoom out to reveal that Conchris was playing an arcade game}

CONCHRIS: Yeah, if I was actually running through the castle. Speaking of which, the end of the moving platform will be right about now...

{The moving platform stops at the entrance to the tunnel, Conchris walks through it}

CONCHRIS: It's go time!

{Cue Wily's Castle (Stage 1) (Megaman 2) (Audio Aid)}

{Cut to the corridor, several robots run about doing stuff as Conchris bursts the door down, the robots turn to look at Conchris as he runs at them. He then jumps and shoots the robots on the steps, he slides down the small hole leading to the other side, knocking out another robot in the process. He then keeps running, only stopping to blast the robots. After he finishes destroying all the robots in the vicinity, he goes through the door to see a spike pit}

CONCHRIS: Did I bring the other item?

{Conchris' colour palette swaps to the following colours: dark-pink and light-pink, blue and cyan, red and orange, red and white, blue and white, red and pink and then red and white, again.}

CONCHRIS: Of course I did! But how did Forest get those other weapons?

{Conchris places a hoverboard in front of him and he jets off the screen, cut back to the dark, dusty planet surface, Cieeia and Nydara are huddling near a camp fire}

NYDARA: So, you're saying that not all humans are bad?

CIEEIA: Yeah, and the meaning of life is most certainly...

{An explosion is heard and a giant hydra-like creature bursts out of the explosion}

CIEEIA: OH CRAP!

NYDARA: Uh oh... RUN!

{Cieeia picks up Cruroar and runs off with Nydara following, the creature roars and Cieeia hits a forcefield}

CIEEIA: OW! My nose!

NYDARA: CRAP! I forgot that the monster is capable of preventing any survivors...

{The hydra-like creature roars again}

CIEEIA: Well, we're going to die, right?

{An energy bar appears on the top-right of the screen}

NYDARA: Correct.

{The hydra-like creature starts to breathe fire on the three, cut to the castle again, Conchris is standing outside a door}

CONCHRIS: Now, let me see... I've collected just enough E-Tanks that this armour can stay charged... I hope. Let's go!

{Conchris opens the door and finds himself in a big warehouse}

CONCHRIS: Umm... wasn't there supposed to be a giant robot headed my way?

WRITER: {voice} Oh! Sorry!

{A giant pencil comes onto the screen and draws a giant robot shaped like Gutsman's...}

CONCHRIS: NO! NO! NO NO NO! NO! NO WAY!

WRITER: {voice} Okay fine! Cry baby...

{The pencil erases the robot and replaces it with a hydra-like robot}

CONCHRIS: Much better!

{Two energy bars pop up in the top-right corner}

CONCHRIS: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

{The hydra-like robot snarls at Conchris and breathes a fireball at him, he is blown back by the force of it}

FOREST: {monotone} Damage at 10%...

CONCHRIS: Well, that didn't hurt muc-

{The hydra-like robot bites off Conchris' left arm, sparks fly out of the armour}

FOREST: {monotone} Damage at 65%...

CONCHRIS: AHHHH! MY ARM!

{Cut back to the dark, dusty planet, Cieeia dodges the fire thrown by the hydra-like creature and ducks into a hole, she looks out of the hole to see a castle}

CIEEIA: That's funny, why is there a castle here?

NYDARA: GANG WAY!

{Nydara runs at the hydra-like creature with a pistol, she fires off a few shots but they all bounce off the creature, making it look at her in confusion}

NYDARA: Funny, I was hoping that would work...

{The creature breathes fire on Nydara, charring her}

NYDARA: {coughs} Now I know what it feels like to be cooked... ugh... {collapses onto the floor}

{The creature lets out a roar and starts to slowly walk towards Cieeia, Cieeia jumps out of the hole and starts to quickly scramble towards the edge of the field}

CIEEIA: No! Nonononononono! {The creature shows its teeth} AHH! HELP!

{The creature opens its mouth and goes to bite Cieeia but is stopped by a solar bullet in the face, burning its nose. The camera quickly pans over to Cruroar, half-awake, with his solar gun out}

CRUROAR: You mess with her... and you're messing with me!

CIEEIA: Cruroar! Thank god!

{The creature turns around to face Cruroar, whacking Cieeia with its tail, sending her into the hole again}

CRUROAR: Okay... that does it! {charges up the solar gun} Today's the day I die!

{The creature stops moving towards Cruroar and looks at him with a confused look}

CRUROAR: Today's the day you die! Today's the day you die!

HYDRA-LIKE CREATURE: Much better!

{Cruroar looks fazed by the talking creature but continues charging anyway. Cut to the castle, Conchris is being batted around by the robot, with two less arms and one less leg}

CONCHRIS: Can we... OOF! Settle this like... ARGH! Gentlemen? ARAGH-ooh...

FOREST: {monotone} Damage at critical levels, engaging E-Tank recovery...

{A flash of light hits Conchris, enveloping him in a bright light that covers him. It lasts for a few seconds before the light fades away and Conchris' body parts are back together}

CONCHRIS: Okay, I had enough playing with your games! {pulls out laser blade} Time to put you to rest!

{Conchris charges at the robot with almost fast speed, he slices at the robot and jumps up to meet its head. Cut to the dark, dusty planet, Cruroar fires off the solar shot, piercing the creature's head and making it explode somehow. The forcefield slowly disappears as Cieeia slowly climbs out of the hole and runs up to Cruroar}

CIEEIA: Cruroar! {jumps onto Cruroar with a hug} Oh thanks for saving my life!

CRUROAR: He he. Don't even mention it...

{Cieeia kisses Cruroar on the cheek, making him blush. Nydara suddenly appears behind them}

NYDARA: Interesting...

CRUROAR: GAH! You were... but you.... how did you... aww hell... I'm not going to ask how it happened.

{Cut back to the castle, Conchris is suspended in mid-air with the blade raised}

CONCHRIS: So... can I kill it now?

WRITER: {voice} Yes...

{Conchris goes to drop the blade into the robot's head until a beeping noise is heard}

FOREST: {monotone} Disengaging armour... out of power... teleporting out to recharge...

{A flash of light comes from Conchris and he is now wearing his original clothing again}

CONCHRIS: Oh crap. {starts to fall} AHHHHH!

{Conchris falls to the bottom of the warehouse and the robot steps on him, Conchris gets up, beaten}

CONCHRIS: It's okay. I can do this. I can-

{Conchris is stomped on by the robot again}

CONCHRIS: {weaker} No seriously, I can-

{Conchris is again stomped by the robot}

CONCHRIS: {weaker} Just... freaking...d-

{The robot punches Conchris and explodes, the boss defeated jingle from Megaman 2 plays}

CONCHRIS: {weak} I won?

{Explosion sounds are heard, Conchris suddenly recovers}

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

{Conchris runs towards the door and notices a note that reads "Nice try, dodongo. lol."}

CONCHRIS: I'm going to die, aren't I?

{A piece of ceiling falls on Conchris, crushing him. Cut to the White Space, Conchris voips in along with Cruroar}

CONCHRIS: Well I died.

CRUROAR: Yeah, with me along with it!

CONCHRIS: How did that happen?

CRUROAR: I was going to ask the castle where you went, until it exploded. {gets down on his knees} WHY MUST THINGS EXPLODE WHEN I ASK THEM?!

CONCHRIS: Because you suck.

CRUROAR: Your mom sucks. OH ICE COLD! {pulls out an icethrower and freezes Conchris to square}

{Cut to the dark, dusty planet, Nydara and Cieeia are still huddled around the fire}

NYDARA: This hydra is the tastiest I've ever eaten! {holds out a drumstick for Cieeia} Want one?

CIEEIA: Err... I'll pass... I'm not into eating other creatures raw.

NYDARA: Oh... {puts drumstick in fire to heat it up} How about now?

CIEEIA: Err... No.

NYDARA: Fine, be that way! {pauses to think} Shouldn't you be worried if your friend died?

CIEEIA: Nah, he'll come back next episode anyway.

{Cut to the White Space, Conchris is standing there with ice melting below his waist, a mangled Cruroar lies right beside him}

CONCHRIS: Pfff... credits please.

{Cue credits}