Spyro email/Sick?

Overview

Spyro mail #3

Hunter takes over the email show.

Cast: (in order of appearance): Spyro, Computer, Hunter

Places: Spyro's Room

Computer: Dragon P. 2.0

Date: October 13, 2005

Number of Lines: 39

Transcript

{Shows Spyro Drinking chocolate milk and apparently trying to talk at the same time. Then he starts to cough}

SPYRO: {coughs 3 times and the 3rd one is a big one} Man, I really got to practice.

Computer: You got mail.

SPYRO: I got mail? Dragon, open mail.

COMPUTER: Yes Hunter.

SPYRO: Umm, Did you just call me Hunter?

COMPUTER: Affirmative.

SPYRO: {Irritated} Ugh. Got to set that. Just open mail. {Mail opens, and he reads mail}

subject: Sick

Hey spy,
I noticed that you don't see to get sick all the time? How can you stay so darn healthy
Thanks,

Limoman

SPYRO: Man, a Homestar not quite email rip-off. {Typing} Well, famous rock stars name rip-off, I do get sick. As a matter of fact, I am sick. I have walking phenomena. I just couldn't resist checking an email- {Hunter pushes Spyro off}

HUNTER: Out of the way, your sick. Ok, It's time to check an email. Computer! Open another email.

COMPUTER: Yes Hunter. {Opens another email.}

subject: whatever

Hi Hunter,
Why did you steal Spyro's computer?
Thanks,

Purple Dragon

HUNTER: {Reads Email} Wow, this guy already knows I'm Hunter. How quick. {Typing, and you hear Spyro go upstairs} Well Purple Dragon, I decided to take over Spyro's Email show because he was obviously sick. And I like his computer. {You hear Spyro go downstairs} But he's not really sick. He was just sick of people emailing him Homestar rip-off emails. I know that because I can read minds.

{Cuts to the whole room revealing Spyro is on the right of Hunter looking angry}

HUNTER: Ok, folks, until next time, I really hope he says sick again. {Turns to the right} Oh, hehe. Hi, {slowly} I was just setting the security system. Hehe.

SPYRO: {angrily} You knew I wasn't sick.

HUNTER: {Anxiously} Uh, no.

SPYRO: Well then, I guess you won’t be needing {Grabs computer} this!

COMPUTER: {Get's out metal hands with batons in them from the back and starts beating Spyro. Spyro drops the computer and curls up on his side and starts screaming} Minority suspect! Minority suspect! {Get's out a shoe} Danger! He's got a shoe!

HUNTER: {Laughing very evil} Hahahahahaha! Computer, stop! {Computer stops. Spyro gets up looking very angrily} Now then. You can go back to your dumb email. Man I can't believe you got creamed on your 3rd show. {Walks out of the room and goes upstairs}

{Cuts back to the Computer}

SPYRO: {typing} So there you have it Limo, There is sick of emails that have rip-offs, and the Sick-Sick kind. {You hear another computers alarm system, apparently Hunters} I only get sick of rip-offs. Ok until next time, I will get more revenge on Hunter.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This is the first time Hunter is seen in an email.
• This is the first time that there wasn't any real homestar characters in the email.

Remarks

• Spyro must have a Two-Story house.

Real World References

• Hunter name is a reference to the Spyro the Dragon games.
• When the Computer uses the security system is a reference to an episode of Family Guy

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