Spyro email/Skating Pursuit

Spyro email #16 – Ductape Blader invites Spyro to go skating, but gets his wallet stolen on the way.

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Drake, Bubs, Hunter, Ductape Blader, Sarah

Places: Spyro's room, SBMRPUSA, Couch, Vans, Fireplace room.

Computer: Dragon P. 3.0

Date: March 28 2006

Number of Lines: 157

Transcript

SPYRO: What happens when you add Me plus Emails? You get an email show.

{Opens email}

Subject:Roller Blading

Dear Spyrox, Can you roller blade?
How well? Do you know any extreme tricks?
If you want to skate with me, meet me at Van's
indoor skate park in Novi.
-I hope to see you there,
Ductape Blader

SPYRO: {types} Spyrox! {suspicious} Hey, how did you figure out my real name?

{Cuts to the whole room with Drake standing next to Spyro. Drake is wearing a purple shirt that says “Purple Dragon”.}

DRAKE: Your real name is Spyrox? {disappointed} Aw man. I already made theses awesome purple shirts and sold it on the internet and the Instanet.

SPYRO: Do I get profits?

DRAKE: Only if your name is Spyro, but I don’t see that name on you.

{Cuts back to the computer}

SPYRO: Ok I’m now ignoring that. So, {typing} Yes I roller skate. It’s Skatastic. I think I’m wearing skates right now!

{Zooms out showing all of Spyro’s body}

SPYRO: Skates mode: On!

{Skating wheels pop out of the soles of his shoes.}

SPYRO: And now, extreme tricks!

{Spyro skates to his right off-screen, following with a continuous crash shaking the screen, then a cows moo, a machine gun, a chickens cluck, a seal’s noise, and a girl shrieking. Then cuts to Spyro with his head burrowed underground next to Bubs concession stand. Bubs (with a black mustache) walks on screen looking at Spyro.}

BUBS: Hey there customer. You look like you need your head out of the ground. Well I, not Bubs will get you out.

SPYRO: {slightly obscured voice} Uhh, yeah. Could you do that right now?

BUBS: {lowering eyebrows} Ten dollars please.

SPYRO: {slightly obscured voice} Uhh, no.

BUBS: Ok then. Have fun getting out.

SPYRO: {slightly obscured voice} Alright. I’ll pay. Reach into my pocket and pull out my wallet.

BUBS: Ok.

{Bubs tiptoes up to Spyro and reaches in his pocket and pulls out his wallet}

BUBS: You know, that was a very stupid thing you just told me to do. See you later sucker!

{Bubs runs to the right with the camera following him. After he runs off-screen, Bubs runs into another Spyro.}

SPYRO: {heroically} Not so fast, Bubs! I’m right here all along!

BUBS: Well I got your wallet anyways.

SPYRO: Actually, It’s right here in my…{feels around in his pocket} Oh wait…It’s not.

BUBS: {pointing to the right} Look! A flying box of a million dollars!

SPYRO: I’m not falling for that trick. That only works on morons who-{a red ball rolls across the screen} Ooh! Shiny red ball! {Chases the ball off-screen}

BUBS: My luck! {runs the other way off-screen}

{Cuts to Spyro chasing the red ball}

SPYRO: Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Ha-Wait. {Spyro’s head turns into a lollypop that says sucker. Spyro unwraps the wrapping and tries to lick his head} Grr, why am I only getting that part where my lips were? I’ll get chapped. {His head turns back to normal} Wait, what was I doing again? {pause} Oh yeah, {immediately after, and shocked} HE’S GOT MY WALLET! {runs off-screen}

{Cuts to Hunter (wearing Drakes purple shirt) sitting on the couch watching TV looking bored}

TV: {singing} You want to be cool, wear shirts that are purple, like this new purple dragon…shirple.

HUNTER: {sarcastically} Wow. That totally makes people want to buy that shirt.

{Spyro pops up behind the couch.}

SPYRO: Hunter!

HUNTER: {startled} What!

SPYRO: Chase down not Bubs with your car! He has my wallet!

HUNTER: Well, what have you ever done for me?

SPYRO: {thinking} Uhh…

{Cuts to a flashback of Hunter opening a door. A pie flies out of it, and splats in his face.}

HUNTER: Didn’t see that coming.

{Cuts to a similar scene showing Hunter opening a Laptop (not Dragon P.) and another Pie flies out of it and Splats in his face. Then montages of scenes start, where Hunter always gets a pie in his face whenever he opens something. The scenes are Hunter opening:}

a dresser

a book

a backpack

a box

a toilet

HUNTER: {After being pied during the Toilet scene} Please be a pie.

{Cuts back to Spyro and Hunter}

SPYRO: I...uh…gave you food?

HUNTER: Not enough for me to help you.

SPYRO: Well what if I did something for you.

HUNTER: Very well. {holds up a piece of paper} Sign this.

SPYRO: I don’t know. I watch TV, and this is usually the part where the character messes up by signing it, and gets trapped in a situation because he signed the contract.

HUNTER: Well read it.

SPYRO: {reading} The.

HUNTER: That’s it.

SPYRO: Alright, I’ll sign it. {signs the paper}

HUNTER: Great. Now I’ll help you.

{Cuts to Hunter in the drivers seat in a car. Spyro is sitting in the passengers seat next to him.}

HUNTER: So, why am I driving?

SPYRO: I’m only 13. I don’t have a license.

HUNTER: Well what about your skates?

SPYRO: {thinking} Well…{Inspired} I have an idea!

HUNTER: Does it involve me? Because-

SPYRO: {interrupting} Yes, it does in fact.

{Cuts to Hunter Driving on the sidewalk of SBMRPU. Spyro (wearing skates) is hanging on to a rope attached to the car.}

HUNTER: {sarcastically} Yeah, This really helps the car speed up.

SPYRO: {Alerting Hunter} Look out! Ice cream stand!

{Hunter runs over an unoccupied Ice cream cart. Spyro ollies over it.}

SPYRO: {Still Alerting} Hot dog stand!

{The same thing happened, only Hunter ran over a Hot dog cart.}

SPYRO: {Still Alerting} Cinderblock Stand!

{Hunter instead runs over a cinderblock stand, crashes into it. Spyro, going at full speed, nearly bumps into the crashed car, but jumps on top of the car in time, and grind the side of the car, and lands on the ground safely. Hunter’s airbag deploys after 2 seconds (with Hunter unharmed).}

SPYRO: {after landing} I call that one the “Double Grind” because I grinded the car and my teeth.

HUNTER: {freaked out} My car! I spent a whole years salary on it.

SPYRO: {cheering up} Cheer up; I’m sure you can buy a new one with a whole years worth of celery.

{Bubs runs past Spyro with Spyro watching him.}

SPYRO: There he is!

HUNTER: Well don’t ask me to drive to catch him.

SPYRO: I wont. I’ll fill up the rest of my combo meter.

{Spyro skates off-screen. Then cuts to Spyro in pursuit of Bubs.}

SPYRO: Get back here!

{Spyro ramps up a ramp and up off-screen. Then cuts to Spyro soaring through the air.}

SPYRO: Perfect air!

{Spyro starts flailing his arms and legs while spinning. Then cuts to Bubs.}

BUBS: I think I lost him.

{Spyro then lands in front of Bubs, stopping him.}

SPYRO: Not so fast, again!

BUBS: Aw, no fair. I’m gonna make it fair.

{The grounds starts shaking, and a robotic Bubs Concession stand rises from under the ground carrying bubs on the roof. Then cuts to Ductape Blader waiting at Vans.}

DUCTAPE BLADER: Hmm, Spyrox still isn’t here. There are two logical explanations for this. {Starts Spazzing in mid air while he talks} FAIRY GOD PARENTS! {Stops spazzing} Or, not Bubs stole his wallet. But my 7th sense tells me that it’s the 2nd reason. I must be poor if I’m listening to less than ten cents. Well, to the cannon! {He skates off-screen}

{Cuts to Spyro watching Bubs on top of the Concession Stand}

BUBS: You’ll never catch me now, Spyrox!

SPYRO: Well, I could if only I had a grapple hook. But I don’t, so how will I get up there?

DUCTAPE BLADER: {off-screen} I’m coming!

BUBS: {look off-screen} What is that? It’s a bird!

SPYRO: It’s a plane!

{Cuts to Drake looking at a wall}

DRAKE: It’s an egg salad sandwich!

{Cuts to DUCTAPE BLADER flying through the air (holding a sandwich).}

DUCTAPE BLADER: Well, the sandwich part was right, but that’s not the point!

{Cuts to Ductape Blader landing on the Concession stand and stopping.}

DUCTAPE BLADER: Now I got you sir.

BUBS: Well I still got one more trick up my sleeve! {Holds out his sleeve and a piece of Trix cereal falls out in Bubs hand.}

DUCTAPE BLADER: {gasps} You’re not a Rabbit are you?

BUBS: No.

DUCTAPE BLADER: Ok, go ahead.

{Bubs eats the Trix.}

DUCTAPE BLADER: Ok, now you’re under arrest now.

BUBS: Aw man, this is the 5th time- {realizing} I mean, aw shucks.

DUCTAPE BLADER: {suspicious} Wait a minute; only Bubs would say Shucks. You’re not “not Bubs”!

{Spyro jumps on the roof}

SPYRO: Yeah! Hey, I could off jumps on the roof!

{Spyro rips the mustache off Bubs face revealing Bubs.}

SPYRO: {Shocked} Bubs! The guy from the concession stand!

BUBS: {angrily} Yeah! And I would of gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

SPYRO: {mocking Scooby-Doo} Good one, Shaggy.

BUBS: You can’t arrest me; I have a store to run.

SPYRO: Oh, we covered that. We know someone who likes jobs.

{Cuts to Bubs real Concession stand with Sarah standing in place of Bubs.}

SARAH: Come on down to Sarah’s concession stand! We got re-stocked on supplies, you’ll demand bigger. That’s called Supply and Demand!

{Cuts back to the roof with Bubs gone (arrested).}

SPYRO: And now, lets go to Vans.

{Cuts to a indoor skate park with Spyro on top of a half pipe. Ductape Blader ramps up and lands next to Spyro.}

SPYRO: You know, is there such thing as a full pipe?

DUCTAPE BLADER: Yeah, there was, but people couldn’t get off and spun round and round until they caught on fire somehow.

SPYRO: Oh.

DRAKE: {Voice over} In the end, Spyro and Ductape Blader became skating buddies. My T-shirts got big, and Spyro got big cash for doing Ductape Blader’s missions. But Hunter shortly stole Spyro’s money, and he bought a new car. Spyro also became a slave to Hunter for a month because of microscopic writing on the contract Spyro signed.

{Cuts to Drake smoking a pipe, and sitting in a soft new chair across from a fireplace. He is also wearing his purple shirt under a purple robe}

DRAKE: The moral here is, “He who smelt it, Dealt it.” Goodnight.

{Fades to black and the paper comes down.}

Fun facts

Remarks

• Purple is one of the few words that Hardly rhymes with anything.

Inside References

• Drake uses the moral “He who smelt it, Dealt it.” Is a reference to Experiment.
• Bowels of Trogdor is Referenced when Ductape talks about the Fullpipe

Real World References

• When Ductape Spazzes in mid air while yelling "FAIRY GOD PARENTS" Is a reference to Fairly Odd parrents where Mr. Crocker always spazzes whenever he says Fairy God Parents
• "Ooh! Shiny red ball!" Is a quote from Family Guy.
• ”It’s an egg salad sandwhich” is a quote from the 1st Captain Underpants book.
• ”And I would of gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” is the quote that all the bad guys say after they’re captured in Scooby-Doo.
  • Although when Spyro said “Good one, Shaggy” would reference Waynes world where Wayne said the same thing.

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