Spyro email/Carnival

Spyro email #11

Cast (in order of appearance): Spyro, Homestar, Shim-Sham Sam, Tampo, Brody, Peachy, Bubs, Strong Bad, Dangeresque, Drake, Bad Boy

Places: Roller Coaster, Shim-Sham Sams computer, Lunar Warehouse, List of HRFWiki Words, Inside Jokes and Commonly Used Themes, Concession Stand, Path, Ferris-Pom-Pom, Platform, TV, Bowels of Trogdor, 20X6 Challenge Park, Squirting Game, Spyro's floating House

Computer: Dragon P. 3.0

Date: February 12 2006

Number of lines: 113

Transcript

{Shows Spyro on a roller-coaster with Dragon P on it.}

SPYRO: Hmm, I really don't like Roller-Coasters that much. I think I have a fear of them. {shocked} Then what the crap am I doing on here?

{Homestar leans out from the right}

HOMESTAR: You said doing again. {pronounces it doyng}

SPYRO: Yes, I did. And you said {mocking Homestar} "You said doyng again."

HOMESTAR: Yeah. I guess I do sound like that. {leans back over the right}

SPYRO: Ok. I'm pretty sure that what he said will become an inside joke.

{Cuts to Shim-Sham Sam at his computer}

SHIM-SHAM SAM: And then Homestar said "Did you just say Doyng?"

{Cuts to Tampo talking to Brody}

TAMPO: Brody, are you doing anything?

HOMESTAR: {leans in} Did you say Doyng?

TAMPO: No. You're not supposed to be in this era anyways.

{Cuts to the List of HRFWiki Words, Inside Jokes and Commonly Used Themes. Homestar leans on screen.}

HOMESTAR: This needs my reference in it.

{Spyro leans in from the left}

SPYRO: And me. {Takes out a marker and writes Doyng in the D section} Now it does.

{Cuts to Spyro in the roller-coaster}

SPYRO: Ok, now I don't really thing that this is the best place to check an email, but you can never lie with a free kart and free ice cream.

{Cuts to a zoomed in angle of Spyro at his computer}

SPYRO: Now, I will check an email. On a roller-coaster. Hope there isn't a loop...oaster. {opens email}.

Carnival

Dear Spyro,
Now that you live in Strong Bads Mount Rides
Place USA, how is it? I want to see it.

Thanks, The real Purple Dragon

SPYRO: Hmm. wondering about this place ehh...Steve?

{Zooms out showing another Coaster track. Peachy comes in riding another kart.}

PEACHY: Well, can I answer that?

SPYRO: Uhh, sure. I could use a second speaker.

{Cuts to Spyro and Peachy walking, but the camera angle is above their wastes.}

PEACHY: Here at Strong Bads Mount rides place USA, we have more rides you or your grandmother could ever have. We have over 40 rides and some of the best concession stand service in the whole free country!

{Cuts to Bubs at his concession stand. The stand looks like it was hauled from a different spot and dropped at the spot he was in.}

BUBS: Come on down to Bubs concession stand. We got every snack known to man, and several known to Coach Z! We also got half prices than people can ever imagine!

{Strong Bad walks up}

STRONG BAD: I'm currently on Health inspector duties, Bubs.

BUBS: Well, get anything you want. We currently have 6 stars in our rating.

STRONG BAD: Well, I would like a chocolate Strong Bad. And anything chocolate.

BUBS: Well, we are out of stock on that. But take a look at other wares, hrmm?

STRONG BAD: I see. You get a 7 star rating.

BUBS: Oh Yeah, I feel like dancin!

STRONG BAD: 7 star, out of 100. {puts a F rating sign on the stand outside. The Strong Bad walks away.}

BUBS: Aw man.

{Cuts back to Peachy and Spyro still above their wastes}

PEACHY: We also have the best service to people right when you walk in.

{Zooms out showing that they are standing on Homestar Dressed as Poppy the Tire.}

SPYRO: {looking at homestar} Wait, I thought I was on Stoppy the Sign.

PEACHY: Yeah, well, it's only for the Staff.

HOMESTAR: When do I get paid for this?

SPYRO: You don't. Ok, now I've been on the rides here.

{Cuts to a ferris wheel that looks like Pom-Pom.}

SPYRO: {off-screen} First, there is the Ferris-Pom-Pom. It's just like any other giant wheel, but only this one, you can get a free Treo Cell Phone if you jump into the giant soft Pom-Pom body-like middle, and stay on there for 5 seconds

PEACHY: {off-screen} Isn't that a little dangerous?

SPYRO: {off-screen} Well, no. Some how, a conveniently placed trampoline appears when you miss.

{Cuts back to Spyro and Peachy now on Homsar dressed up as General Tso's Chicken}

SPYRO: Now, lets review the thrilling rides. {noticing Homsar} Hey, how did we get up on him?

PEACHY: I'm related. {pause} What? Ever noticed how my name is something that he said?

SPYRO: Ok, people are gonna forget that.

{Cuts to a platform with Bad Boy attached to a wire. Bad Boy is wearing sunglasses. He then jumps off, and lands safely on the ground.}

SPYRO: {off-screen} Ok, now this is an original. One of my favorites. It's called the "Dangeresque stunt double jump. They attach you to a wire, and then you jump off, landing safely on the ground. Best of all, they film you and get to see you as a jumping stunt double.

{Cuts to a TV showing Dangeresque about to jump.}

DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm a gonna have to jump!

{He changes to Bad Boy, and Bad Boy jumps off, and then changes to Strong Sad with the Dangeresque mask over his head and landing on his back in a kiddie pool. Then Cuts back to Spyro and Peachy where they are now on Coach Z}

SPYRO: Now for the roller-coaster revie-

{Drake rockets on-screen all burned up and hits Coach Z, knocking him down. Spyro and Peachy jump off.}

PEACHY: Woah. What happened?

DRAKE: I went on the Bowels of Trogdor.

SPYRO: Ouch. Tell us about it.

DRAKE: Well...

{Cuts the Bowels of Trogdor ride with the KoT as the only passenger. He is whining to get off}

DRAKE: {off-screen}...It is a completely round ride where you go on and on forever, until the rumor about catching on fire is true. {the KoT catches on fire} Now, there really isn't a way to stop, so they eject you and you go flying, and hit your choice of mascots. Most of the time, you miss and hit Strong Sad a lot when he's not being decked by Strong Mad repeatedly at the Spook fest.

{Cuts to Strong Sad walking and is immediately hit by the KoT. Then cuts back to Spyro.}

SPYRO: Well, now we should go to the new addition.

{Cuts to the outside of a grass park with a sign that says "20X6 challenge park".}

SPYRO: {off-screen} This is the new addition we added. Stinkoman wanted it because considering that we used to live in 20X6, we needed something 20X6 related. Behold the Challenge park.

{Cuts to inside showing Stinkoman fighting holograms of enemies}

SPYRO: {off-screen} This place is a virtual park with holograms that actually feel and look like enemies. See, it's pretty much like a fight to the finish. And everyone else is a target. {Stinkoman gets kicked by 1-Up who walks on-screen}

PEACHY: {off-screen} Hmm, pretty good. I think I'll check it out. Now, what about the games and prizes?

SPYRO: {off-screen} Oh, yes, my favorite.

{Cuts to Bubs at a squirting the target game}

BUBS: Come on down to squirt the target game! Play one game for the price of 1, and play a 2nd for the price of 6!

{Bad Boy comes up and squirts the targets against Strong Bad and The Cheat. Bad Boy wins.}

BAD BOY: Woot! What do I win?

BUBS: This Bubs doll with a Albert Einstein head! {hands him a normal looking bubs doll}

BAD BOY: Uhh, this is you with a normal head.

BUBS: Uh...No it isn't!

SPYRO: {off-screen} Well, they were kind of my favorite.

STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs, how much do people pay for this?

BUBS: Well, you have to pay 20 dollars each game.

STRONG BAD: Which is why you get a F. {hands Bubs a F sign} Go clean the bathrooms. At least I don't have to give you an F there. {walks off-screen}

{Cuts back to Spyro}

SPYRO: Well, last is where I live. It's a cool place to go and with a sound proof wall to block out the night sound. Observe.

{Cuts to the roller coaster with Dragon P. on it. Spyro sits in it and presses a invisible button launching the kart in the air and landing on a floating piece of the ground with a house on it.}

SPYRO: I don't know how this is possible, but I like it.

{cuts to the computer}

SPYRO: {typing} So you see Eh Steve, This is how my new environment is like. Wait, Eh Steve? Shouldn't you be working at Sweet Cuppin Cakes land? Well, you should know what this place is like. Now, preow.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "place" to see cleaning the walls of the bathroom.

BUBS: Doot doot doo doot {Strong Bad walks in} Oh, hey health inspector.

STRONG BAD: Oh hey Bubs. I'm gonna take a leak.

BUBS: Woah woah, before you go in, you must pay a toll. 50 bucks.

STRONG BAD: {shaking head} Ugh. I can not believe this. {stops shaking} You actually get an F. {hands Bubs a F sign}

Fun Facts

Inside References

• Peachy says that he's related to Homsar, probably because of Homsars quote "Was the Pride of the Peaches"
• The Challenge park is a reference to Stinkomans quotes from "Stinkoman Reloaded"
• Most of the events are from the Strong Bad email "Theme Park"
• "Conveniently Placed Trampoline" is referenced
• The List of HRFWiki Words, Inside Jokes and Commonly Used Themes is a page on the Fanstuff that lets you put inside jokes there so people can understand

Rating

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