Conshow/6

Summary

Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for his minions. Greg takes advantage of it to go to the beach and plot, but what will go wrong will possibly go wrong.

Transcript

{Fade out to Sirhcnoc's New Lair on a Hill, Sirhcnoc grabs the megaphone}

SIRHCNOC: ATTENTION ALL MINIONS! Today is vacation day! You may take the day off! That's an order. {puts down the megaphone}

{Pan down to reveal a rather large group of furry creatures scuttling away}

FURRY CREATURE #33289: Did you hear that Greg? We get the day off!

{Greg wakes up}

GREG: Huh? Wha?

FURRY CREATURE #33289: We can take the day off, Greg!

GREG: That's great, Bob. But uh... I need to draw a plan for the season finale so...

BOB: {eyes well up} But...

GREG: No buts.

BOB: Can't you just go to the beach and have fun?

GREG: {a lightbulb appears above Greg} Yeah... That's a great idea! Let's go to the beach!

{Bob grabs the lightbulb and eats it}

BOB: Tastes like knowledge!

{Cue Intro Sequence}

{Cut to the beach, Conchris, Cruroar, Cieeia and Chrionroar are sitting around}

CIEEIA: Can this sun be any hotter? I'm not burning yet.

CRUROAR: That's the most stupidest idea I have ever heard.

{Cieeia gets up and slaps Cruroar}

CRUROAR: OW! Why'd... Oh.

CONCHRIS: Silence! I need to charge these fuel cells that somehow recharge when exposed to sunlight to fuel my newest invention!

CIEEIA: It's not another toaster is it?

CONCHRIS: No.

CIEEIA: Then what is it?

CONCHRIS: I need it to improve my laser blade, it runs on solar-powered fuel cells.

CRUROAR: While you're at it, why don't you invent a solar gun?

{Conchris takes out a gun with a small dish on top}

CONCHRIS: Already invented one. {blasts Cruroar with the solar gun, he starts to crisp up}

CRUROAR: Damn! I knew this 60SPF sunblock doesn't work! {holds out a bottle with the words "60SPF" on it, he starts to catch flames} ARGH! FIRE FIRE! {runs off-screen, yelping}

CIEEIA: Don't you think you could shoot me with that solar gun?

CONCHRIS: No. It's too dangerous... to go alone... {hands Cieeia the 60SPF sunblock} Take this...

CHRIONROAR: LOOKEE WHAT I MADE-EE! {eats the round bucket, revealing a small sandcastle, Conchris and Cieeia look confused}

CONCHRIS: I don't even want to know how he did it.

{Chrionroar eats the sandcastle and he looks up with sand in his mouth}

CONCHRIS: Chrionroar, people don't eat sandcastles...

CHRIONROAR: {muffled} They do now!

{Greg walks onto the scene}

GREG: Well well, look what we got here, an idiot, a girl and Master's number 1 enemy!

CONCHRIS: Greg?! What are YOU doing here?

GREG: Vacation. Master said we could take the day off.

CONCHRIS: I don't trust you.

GREG: No need to trust me... I'll be going all the way over there away from your pathetic group.

{Greg walks away with Conchris watching him}

CIEEIA: Why don't you trust that small furry creature?

CONCHRIS: You don't want to know.

{Cruroar walks onto the scene, charred}

CRUROAR: {coughs} I personally blame YOU, Conches.

CONCHRIS: Hey. I am one with the Conch Shells!

{Cut to the rock pool, Conchris is sitting in the sand meditating with Conch Shells sitting around him}

CONCHRIS: The Conch Shells are one.

{Cut back to the beach}

CHRIONROAR: You smell like burning. Can I eat you?

CRUROAR: No.

CHRIONROAR: {putting on a napkin} But you smell so good!

CRUROAR: Get away from me. {pushes Chrionroar, he rolls off-screen}

CIEEIA: I going to go play in the water, anyone want to come with?

CRUROAR: Yeah, sure. Like I need anymore attention...

{Cut to the water several minutes back, some children are playing in the water, they begin to notice Cruroar}

KID #1: Is it a bird?

KID #2: A plane?

KID #3: No, it's...

{Cruroar jumps onto the scene}

KID #4: Flaming Meteorite Man!

{The background changes to a background with stars on it, words on the upper-right read "Flaming Meteorite Man!", after a while, cut back to the beach}

CIEEIA: Whatever, you're still coming with. {drags Cruroar off-screen}

CRUROAR: {whilst being dragged} I don't want them to get the wrong idea...

CONCHRIS: Well, it's just me and the idiot.

{Cut to another part of the beach, Greg is sitting there at a desk with paper on it}

GREG: So, that goes there and that goes here and they'll come through there... {lifts up the paper} Finally, my plan is finished! Soon, they won't know what hits them! {A tidal wave washes over Greg, leaving him and the paper soaked} Or... not... Damn it.

{Timeswipe, Greg lifts up the paper again}

GREG: There. And on waterproof paper too!

SURFER: {off-screen} WATCH OUT DUDE!

{A tidal wave washes over Greg again, only this time, the paper is missing}

GREG: {on the verge of anger} He he he... it's only a piece of paper...

{Timeswipe, Greg is now in a tent, he lifts up the paper and admires it}

GREG: THIS TIME I WILL HAVE MY PLAN SURVIVE THIS TIME!

{A stampede of horses trample Greg and his tent, several people chasing after them trample Greg even further into the sand, the tent is ripped open and the paper flies away}

GREG: Oooh... My head...

{A man comes on screen}

MAN: I'M A MEDIC!

{Greg gets up and looks at the man oddly}

GREG: You sure are.

MAN: I'M A MEDIC!

GREG: I know you are, stop lording it on me.

MAN: I'M A ME- {shot}

{The man falls over, Greg is holding a laser gun}

GREG: Fine! If my plan cannot survive for the season finale, nothing will!

{Cut back to the place on the beach where Conchris and co are camped, Conchris is having an argument with Mr. Person}

CONCHRIS: THIS IS MY SPOT!

MR. PERSON: I didn't see your name on it!

{Conchris grabs a stick and writes his name in the sand}

CONCHRIS: THERE. SEE?!

GREG: OGA FDAH! {jumps onto the scene firing his laser gun}

CONCHRIS: OH NO! GREG IS ATTACKING US!

CHRIONROAR: {heroic voice} I'll save you! {tries to punch Greg but misses by a mile}

GREG: Uh... down here...

CHRIONROAR: Oh... OOF!

{Greg swipes at Chrionroar to make him fall down, Conchris shoves the fuel cells in a frantic rush to make the laser blade work}

CONCHRIS: Come on... work!

{A laser blast hits Conchris' hand, making it left go of the laser blade, the laser blade falls onto the sand, activated}

CONCHRIS: YOU LITTLE...

GREG: YOU SHALL DIE!

CONCHRIS: Oh gee, I wonder why everyone wants to kill us all of a sudden.

{Conchris runs towards the laser blade but is stopped by Greg snatching it up and holding it. Conchris tries to kick Greg but Greg parries all but one, which happens to send him flying into a watercloset, making him drop the laser blade. Conchris picks up the laser blade and readies it as Greg climbs out the watercloset with a bit of trouble}

GREG: Humph, I see you're still a fighter.

CONCHRIS: Bring it!

GREG: He he he. So I shall! {A suit comes out of the ground and picks up Greg, it puts Greg inside and closes the hatch} Bring it!

CONCHRIS: I don't need no speed to beat you! HAVE AT YOU!

{Conchris charges at Greg and lunges at him, he is then countered by Greg's punch which sends him flying across the sand. Conchris leaps up and prepares to strike his laser blade into the suit but Greg commands the hands to block it, sending them both into a deadlock. Conchris kicks the suit in the middle of the deadlock and slashes at one of its arms, destroying a part of it. Greg, now angry, commands the suit to punch Conchris, sending him flying into the water, Conchris gets up out of the water, injured.}

CONCHRIS: Urgh... I'll never go down! Not when we come back to life next episode!

{Conchris jumps on the parasol that was perched in his spot and then on top of the ice cream van. Greg punches the ice cream van as Conchris jumps off of it, jamming the fist inside the van. In a frantic attempt to get it out, Greg tries desperately to re-attach the other arm via magnetic powers. The arm flies up to the suit and re-attaches. Conchris leaps at Greg again but is thwacked by a stop sign that the suit happened to be carrying, sending him flying into a watercloset}

GREG: Greg, hole-in-one.

CONCHRIS: {whilst struggling to get out} Ugh! It's not over yet!

GREG: Oh, but it is!

{Greg comes closer to Conchris and is about to whack him until Cieeia jumps onto the scene with Cruroar, brandishing a pipe. Cieeia whacks at the hatch for a few moments before she is thrown off. Cruroar catches her in mid-air and snatches up the solar gun that Conchris had.}

CRUROAR: I don't know what use this is, but if it works...

{Cruroar sets Cieeia down before charging at Greg, the suit Greg is wearing tries to turn around but is met with a fist to the chest, causing it to lose its balance. Cruroar jumps back and charges up the Solar Gun in the sunlight, Cieeia jumps onto the suit again in another vain attempt to break open the hatch. Before Cieeia is thrown off, Cruroar fires the charged shot at the suit, it starts to malfunction, throwing Cieeia off again but she breaks her own fall}

GREG: NO! I CAN'T LOSE!

CIEEIA: Oh yes you can!

{The suit explodes, sending Greg into the sky}

GREG: Team Greg's blasting off again! {disappears into the sky}

{Conchris leaps out of the watercloset}

CONCHRIS: Wow, thanks guys.

CIEEIA: Don't mention it.

CRUROAR: Yeah.

CONCHRIS: I still wonder what Greg was doing here th- {A wet piece of paper slaps him in the face} Ow. {takes the piece of paper off of his face} Wait a minute... from the soaked writing, I could tell that he was planning something!

CIEEIA: Does it say anything important?

CONCHRIS: Unfortunately, no. But it does say one thing.

CRUROAR: What?

CONCHRIS: Rosebud.

{Several horses stampede over Conchris}

CONCHRIS: {weakly} Ow... That hurt...

CIEEIA: Should we leave him lying there?

CRUROAR: Nah.

CONCHRIS: Cue... credits...

{Cue credit sequence, after it ends, cut to Conchris' spot on the beach, Mr. Person and Chrionroar is in awe}

MR. PERSON: Did you just see what I see?

CHRIONROAR: Yep!

MR. PERSON: That was the most awesome fight ever!

CHRIONROAR: {comes out of the sand covered in sprinkles} I'M A TASTY TREAT COVERED IN SPRINKLES NOW!

{Cut to a black screen reading "END"}