Conshow/4

Summary

Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings.

Transcript

{Cut to Sirhcnoc's Lair On A Hill, the camera zooms in until it zooms into Sirhcnoc's planning room}

GREG: So, did you succeed in your plan, oh mighty master?

SIRHCNOC: No, I didn't.

GREG: That's stupid. What went wrong?

SIRHCNOC: A girl beat me up...

GREG: YOU GOT BEATEN UP BY A GIRL?! HA HA HA HA HA! {falls over, laughing}

SIRHCNOC: I have truly underestimated them... I need to send them on some epic quest where they die... but how?

GREG: Uh? Dude? Could we just kill them in their sleep or something?

SIRHCNOC: WE NEED SLEEP TOO YOU KNOW!

GREG: Fine, we'll go with your plan... but my idea's better.

SIRHCNOC: {pulls down a projector screen, an image is projected onto it} Right, we're going to send out seven Stones of Power and give them to our best men. Also... uh... next slide? {the image changes into a holiday snap} AUGH! CHANGE IT! CHANGE IT! {The image changes to a plan with the words "Them", "Us", "Deathtraps" written in the bottom-left, upper-right and middle, respectively} Ahem... we'll send them on a mission that they'll never complete... NEVER!

GREG: Fine... {walks off} I'll send out the robot masters...

{Intro sequence, when it is finished, cut to Conchris' House}

CONCHRIS: Cieeia! Where are you? I need you to help me with something!

{Cut to Cruroar's room, Conchris kicks the door down}

CONCHRIS: There you are!

CIEEIA: What now?

CONCHRIS: I need you to help us with something. Come down to the living room, like, right now.

{Cut to the living room, Cruroar and Chrionroar are already sitting down on the couch, Conchris walks in with Cieeia}

CONCHRIS: There, I brought your friend. Negh... So anyway... {takes out a white board and places it on the ground, things about the Stones of Power are written on it} This is a Stone of Power, it is a stone that is made of power...

CRUROAR: If it's made of power, then why is it in a solid form?

CONCHRIS: BECAUSE IT CAN OKAY?! I heard on the news that there are six more of them, so if we go on some meaningless quest to collect them, we can use these to power my newest invention! {brings out a toaster}

CIEEIA: That's a toaster.

CONCHRIS: IT'S AN iTOASTER OKAY?!

CIEEIA: Wow... way to break copyright law...

FOREST: You are going to get sued, you idiot.

CONCHRIS: Fine, it's a Toaster that turns into a robot.

CRUROAR: Toasters can't be robots!

CONCHRIS: They sure can! Watch! {presses a button on the toaster, it explodes, leaving Conchris covered in charcoal} Ow...

FOREST: Maybe I could use these Stones of Power to go up against my creator and fail, then the main character comes in and goes all super and destroys me.

CONCHRIS: Where'd you get that plot?

FOREST: Excuse me?

CIEEIA: Quiet! So, anyway, why do you need my help?

CONCHRIS: We need your help because you have training in distracting robots, right?

{Pause, Cieeia slaps Conchris}

CIEEIA: URGH! You!

CONCHRIS: Ouch... {rubs cheek} No, not THOSE distractions, you know. The other kind of distractions, you know, the kind where you draw the attention of someone by doing something stupid?

CIEEIA: Isn't Cruroar or Chrionroar better at doing that?

CHRIONROAR: {is about to eat the TV} What?

CIEEIA: Yeah, that.

FOREST: {gets up} Here's a better idea. {glares at Conchris} You take the loser over there and you go out and get the Stones of Power by yourselves. While you do, I will watch your suffering over the internet.

CONCHRIS: Woah, geez. Fine, I'll do your stupid idea. Negh...

{Cut to outside Conchris' House, Conchris is thrown out of the living room window whilst Cruroar walks out the front door}

CONCHRIS: Remind me to never insult robots again.

CRUROAR: Okay, I'll be sure to put it down on my list of things to do before I die.

CONCHRIS: You have a list of things to do before you die?

CRUROAR: Sure! All main characters that play second banana to the funny guy have one.

CONCHRIS: Can I have a list?

CRUROAR: NO! IT'S A UNIQUE CHARACTER DEVICE! IT'S A HUNDRED! {runs off but not before bumping into Aria}

ARIA: OW! Watch where you're going, you jerk!

CRUROAR: Sorry, my bad. But uh... we're just about to get equipped with Leaf Shield, want to come with?

ARIA: Sure! Anything for more screen time!

CONCHRIS: {walks up to Cruroar and whispers to him} Psst... Who is that guy?

CRUROAR: You're an idiot, you know that?

CONCHRIS: No...

{Conchris, Cruroar and Aria walk off, cut back to Conchris' living room}

CIEEIA: Are you sure that sending the two out there is a good idea?

FOREST: Hey, anything to get rid of them for a few days.

CIEEIA: Oh please... You're not about to start a party, are you?

FOREST: Yes, we shall party... about their dying. And their... deaths.

CIEEIA: But I don't wanna party about Cruroar's death!

FOREST: Fine, suit yourself... but we can still party about Conchris' death, right?

CIEEIA: DEATH ISN'T EVEN A GOOD OCCASION TO PARTY ABOUT!

FOREST: Wuss.

{Cut to Wikity Mountain, Conchris is climbing up it}

CONCHRIS: Now, if I'm right... the Robot Master will be right about... {opens an automatic door that appeared out of nowhere} here.

{Greg jumps down from the top and lands}

GREG: So, you're Conchris.

CONCHRIS: Who the heck are you?

GREG: I'm Greg, and I'm also the last thing you'll ever see.

CONCHRIS: Alright, we'll have an epic fight scene that's so cleverly transcribed that not even the sysops themselves will be able to handle the epicness... off-screen.

{Cut to a Wind Farm, Cruroar comes on-screen and opens the automatic door, the farm trembles and a giant hole opens, after the tremble ends, a small robot comes out of the hole}

CRUROAR: Wow. You're overachieving a bit, aren't you?

SMALL ROBOT: I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR SOULS!

CRUROAR: You sure will... So uh... Aren't we supposed to have an epic fight? {zoom out to reveal that the small robot is trying to tear his leg off} Oh... {kicks the robot off, sending it flying into a wall and making it explode} Oh wow. I wonder what cool power I'll get?

{Cruroar's clothes change colour, he then shrinks}

CRUROAR: WHAT KIND OF POWER DID I GET EQUIPPED WITH?!

{The words "Get equipped with Mini Power!" appears beside Cruroar}

CRUROAR: How lovely. Oh... {holds up a Stone of Power} and I also got this. Sweet! Time to sell it on the internet! {runs off but falls short of the door} Darn you, Mini Power!

{Cut to Sirhcnoc's lair, Sirhcnoc is looking at the health bars for each robot master and Greg, all the robot masters slowly get destroyed by Cruroar and Aria}

SIRHCNOC: GAH! I knew my robot idea will never work! Time for Plan Z! {grabs a microphone} Send out Weegee!

FLUFFY CREATURE #13478: But sir... he's a monstrosity. He came from an awful educational Mario game.

SIRHCNOC: So what?! He can covert people into clones of him, right?

{Pan right to reveal a fluffy creature with Weegee's head}

WEEGEE CREATURE: ...

SIRHCNOC: Exactly. Now I'm going to fetch my instant eye-brow grow for the final battle. {walks off} Teach them to mess with me.

{Cut back to the mountains, Conchris and Greg are heavily injured}

GREG: Wow... You're... good... at... fighting...

CONCHRIS: I can't feel my legs...

{An explosion is heard, pan right to reveal Cruroar and Aria}

'CRUROAR: STOP RIGHT THERE!

GREG: Well, time for my exit. See ya. {teleports out}

CONCHRIS: Where have you two been?

ARIA: We were just beating up robot masters and you were having an epic fight with a small creature?!

CONCHRIS: Yes, you just missed the part where I charged up an energy attack that takes like 5 episodes to charge and blasted him with it.

CRUROAR: Wow, {helps Conchris up} that did sound epic.

CONCHRIS: Yeah.

SIRHCNOC: {off-screen} WA HA HA HA HA!

{Sirhcnoc flies in via a saucer carrying a cage, Sirhcnoc now has bushy eyebrows}

SIRHCNOC: You fools! You have only sealed your doom!

CRUROAR: Did you grow your eyebrows from the last episode?

SIRHCNOC: Yes, but I can wiggle them like this. {wiggles his eyebrows up and down}

CONCHRIS: That's disturbing, what do you want?

SIRHCNOC: Oh, I just came to say goodbye, that's all. {drops the cage} SEE YOU LATER! HA HA HA HA! {flies off, wiggling his eyebrows}

CONCHRIS: DANG HIM AND HIS BUSHY EYEBROWS!

{The cage breaks open to reveal Weegee}

WEEGEE: ...

CONCHRIS: What the heck is that?

{Conchris and Weegee stare for a while and then Conchris gives up}

CONCHRIS: Okay, that's it, I'm outta here. Let's go guys.

{Conchris, Cruroar and Aria walk off, Weegee looks to the left and right before flying off, cut to Conchris' house, Conchris kicks down the front door}

CONCHRIS: We're HOME?!

{Conchris looks around to see the place is a mess}

CONCHRIS: I swear, if I find the person responsible for this...

{Forest pops into view}

FOREST: Hello and... Oh... I thought you two were dead.

CONCHRIS: Well, we're not. Where's Cieeia?

FOREST: In the basement... er... I mean, in the kitchen.

CONCHRIS: {eyes Forest suspiciously} Did you try to start a party about us dying last night?

FOREST: Yes... er... um... No... er... yes... um... no... No... not really.

CRUROAR: I swear if anyone got hurt from this, I will kill you.

FOREST: Nobody was hurt in this party, they all just about left anyway.

{Cieeia kicks open the basement door}

CIEEIA: FOREST! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!

FOREST: Time to run! {runs off}

CRUROAR: Wait a second! {throws Forest back on-screen} Why was Cieeia down in the basement?

CIEEIA: She locked me in the basement! In the dark too! Grr! I'LL KILL YOU! {lunges at Forest, they roll off-screen, fighting noises are heard for the rest of the scene}

CONCHRIS: Right... but what do we do to these? {holds out a bag full of Stones of Power}

CRUROAR: I can do that...

{Cut to Sirhcnoc's lair, Greg is lying on a bed with an ice pack on his head}

GREG: Urgh...

{Sirhcnoc walks in}

SIRHCNOC: Hey, guess what?

GREG: What?

SIRHCNOC: {holds out bag} I just got this Bomb of Power off of eDay!

GREG: YOU IDIOT! You do know what happens when you create a bomb of power?!

SIRHCNOC: What?

GREG: This place will..

{Cut to an outside view of Sirhcnoc's lair, the lair explodes, sending Greg and Sirhcnoc flying}

SIRHCNOC: So, that bomb was just a trap?

GREG: Yes, also it sent us comically flying.

SIRHCNOC: Well, we're going to land in the water right?

{Zoom out to reveal that Sirhcnoc and Greg are headed for the "Sharp and Pointy objects Factory"}

SIRHCNOC: This is going to hurt...

{Credits sequence, cut to a black screen with the word "END" on it}

SIRHCNOC: {off-screen} ARGH! THE PAIN! ARGH! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY!

GREG: {off-screen} URGH! OW! OOF! EEK! OW! STUPID! SPIKES! ARGH!