Conshow/2

Summary

Chrionroar suddenly has the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?

Transcript

{Fade out to the street which Conchris' house resides on}

ARIA: So, uh... I was ignored in my childhood and uh... I felt kind of lonely.

OLD MAN: Back in my day, I was lonely... WITH STICKS!

ARIA: Why am I even talking to you?

{Cruroar walks on-screen and keeps on walking past}

CRUROAR: Hey Old Man.

{Cruroar walks off-screen, Aria looks annoyed}

ARIA: SEE?!

OLD MAN: Hmm... I see your problem, I guess I can solve it... WITH STICKS! {throws a tree at Aria, which crushes her}

{Intro sequence, after it ends, Cut to Conchris' basement, Conchris is wearing some goggles on his head holding a watch}

CONCHRIS: Alright! I have finished my newest and tastiest invention! With this, I can finally rule over time and go on wacky adventures with sidekicks and regenerate like eight to nine times and continuously lose my sidekicks in epic episodes. I am Doctor Chris, time lord.

{Cut to a splash page, Conchris is wearing a detective's jacket with the words Doctor Chris above him, it holds for a few seconds before it cuts back, Chrionroar flops in}

CHRIONROAR: Is this my snack?!

CONCHRIS: NO!

{Chrionroar grabs the watch and is about to eat it}

CONCHRIS: {angry} IF YOU EAT IT, I SWEAR I WILL MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE A LIVING PAIN!

CHRIONROAR: What is it?

CONCHRIS: IT'S A WATCH!

CHRIONROAR: Then why are you stopping my from eating it? {opens mouth gaping wide}

CONCHRIS: It's a time watch! It can stop time, rewind time and uh... fast forward time.

CHRIONROAR: That's the... most original idea I ever heard! Can I have it?

CONCHRIS: Uh... yeah... you can be like that boy with the watch that can stop time. Now get out of my... {zoom out to reveal that Chrionroar is gone} face... oh... What have I done?

{Cut to the Conchris' Living room, Cruroar is sitting on the couch, watching TV. Chrionroar pokes his head up from behind the couch}

TV: BUY OUR CRAP NOW!

CRUROAR: These ads are getting more stupider nowadays... Chrionroar, I know you're behind me, so tell me what you want.

CHRIONROAR: {holds out a hand in front of Cruroar} I can has bedrooom key?

CRUROAR: Why? You're not about to raid the drawers are you?

CHRIONROAR: {grins} No.

CRUROAR: Whatever, I won't give you the key.

CHRIONROAR: FINE! {clicks on watch and pickpockets Cruroar, he brings out a key} I found a key! DA DA DA DAAAAA! {runs off}

{Cut to the hallway, Chrionroar walks up to Cruroar's door and starts fiddling with the lock, Forest walks in}

FOREST: Oh. What stupid shenanigans are you getting yourself into now?

CHRIONROAR: {stops fiddling with the lock to look confusedly at Forest} Wait a minute, I thought you were also frozen to square!

FOREST: I am a robot. I am immune to your time meddling.

CHRIONROAR: Well, let's see what happens when I do... {fiddles with time watch} THIS?!

{The scene suddenly has fuzzy lines on-screen for a few seconds before disappearing}

FOREST: You idiot, I am immune to your time travels. So you might as well give up.

CHRIONROAR: Fine! {bashes Cruroar's bedroom door open}

FOREST: I've always wondered what he kept locked in there, even though you are the most annoying idiot, can I join you on this epic quest?

CHRIONROAR: Sure!

{Cut to a time card which reads "One minute later", after a few seconds pass, cut to the streets}

ARIA: {weakly} Somebody get this tree off of me...

{Chrionroar and Forest stop}

CHRIONROAR: Did you hear something?

FOREST: Yes. I heard a cry for help, which is what you're going to ignore anyway, you jerk.

CHRIONROAR: How did you know?!

ARIA: {weakly} Why doesn't anyone pay attention to me?

{Cut to the city square, the city is on fire, Chrionroar is holding a torch, grinning}

FOREST: This is still the stupidest idea ever.

CHRIONROAR: Whatever! When I start time again, all the fireworks in the city will go off. It will be the best fireworks display ever! {Chrionroar pushes a button and time starts again, cut to Conchris' living room, where Cruroar is watching the news, Conchris comes in through the door}

CONCHRIS: Hey, did you hear that?

CRUROAR: No. But look at this...

TV: In a sudden flash of light, several fireworks went off, leaving most of the city in blazes, we have Mr. TV on the scene.

CONCHRIS: Hey... those guys... I remember them... CHRIONROAR?! FOREST?! What are they doing there?

FOREST: {on TV} I sure hope you guys capture the monstrosity to the human race, me? I'm out of here. {runs off}

CONCHRIS: Chrionroar must be stopped before he can do anymore damage!

{Cut to the streets, Cruroar and Conchris runs in and stops when they hear Aria}

ARIA: {weakly} Nobody pays attention to you, Weegee.

CRUROAR: Gee, that voice sounds like someone's gone insane. Should we help it?

CONCHRIS: Nah, that's the sound of an ignored secondary character. Let's keep running.

{Cruroar and Conchris runs off-screen and comes back on-screen when the scene switches to the city square, Chrionroar is teleporting about}

CONCHRIS: So what's the problem, officer?

OFFICER GENERIC: Some insane guy keeps on screwing around with this city. We have been unable to capture him!

CONCHRIS: Did you catch your mom?

OFFICER GENERIC: No... but uh... why did you ask?

CONCHRIS: Well-

CRUROAR: {places his hand on Conchris' head to get him to shut up} We need to find out where this insane guy is going next.

OFFICER GENERIC: Well, he'll be headed for the mayor's office, I heard him and someone talk about how the mayor totally sucks and must be depantsed.

CONCHRIS: GASP! We must stop him! {pulls out another watch} WITH THIS!

CRUROAR: What? You have two of those?

CONCHRIS: WHO SAYS I CAN'T HAVE TWO OF EACH INVENTION?! DUMB LIARS THAT'S WHO!

CRUROAR: Whatever, let's just go before the mayor's reputation becomes nought.

{Conchris and Cruroar runs off to the Mayor's office, Chrionroar is already there with the watch at the ready}

CONCHRIS: STOP! You must stop this at once!

CHRIONROAR: NO! {clicks watch}

{Conchris puts on an annoyed expression and clicks his watch, they start to fight over the time stoppage by continuously clicking, whilst Cruroar converses with the mayor}

CRUROAR: So, you see... I want a house of my own. Yes, of my own. Also, I'm sure you're respectable enough to exile Chrionroar from this city?

MAYOR: No can do!

CRUROAR: Why not?!

MAYOR: I'm just here for the money and free beer!

CRUROAR: So, WHO DO I TALK TO?!

MAYOR: Your mom. {grins}

CRUROAR: I hate you so much right now... {a small explosion occurs} Ah, the watches have exploded, am I {voice slowly changes pitch} riiigggGGHHHT?!

{Pan over to where Conchris and Chrionroar was standing, they are still there but they are now staring at the strange creature in the middle}

CONCHRIS: Should we stop screwing with time?

CHRIONROAR: Agreed.

CONCHRIS: Good... {pause} My hand hurts...

STRANGE CREATURE: AFSHJSFHAUFISJKHKAfdsfhdajkfsahuds.

CONCHRIS: Please stop speaking in a langauge that is not English... Also, go back to the realm of forgotten characters. {pulls out a remote and zaps the strange creature, he starts to disappear}

STRANGE CREATURE: ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEeeennnddd.... {disappears}

{Cut back to Conchris' house, Conchris, Cruroar and Chrionroar walk in}

CONCHRIS: Okay, another wacky adventure has concluded. Also, tarts.

CRUROAR: Why?

{Conchris holds up a cream pie and throws it at Cruroar}

CONCHRIS: That.

{Credit sequence, after the credits have ended, cut to the streets, Cieeia and Forest are standing near the tree}

ARIA: {weakly} Help... me...

CIEEIA: I never got a line in this episode, I feel accomplished.

FOREST: Hey, at least you're not the one who had to put up with the idiotic antics of that loud-mouth.

CIEEIA: You're right... {pulls out a chainsaw and cuts the tree in half, Aria gets up}

ARIA: Thanks! It's about time someone saved me!

CIEEIA: Well, I can't leave anyone hanging.

FOREST: Wait a second, Cieeia, aren't you supposed to be hanging around your best friend?!

CIEEIA: Err....

FOREST: Here. I'll help you. {picks up Cieeia and throws her off-screen, a crashing sound is heard}

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!

FOREST: Ha ha. She is going to get in trouble.

ARIA: Ugh... I'm out of here... {walks off}

FOREST: Wait up, you stupid moron! I need to talk to you about your stupid friend, Weegee. {walks off after Aria}

{Cut to a black screen with the words "END" written on it}