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NOXIGAR: Aagh! What is this image and why will it haunt my dreams tonight?!

And by greatest I mean "most curmedgeonly"

NOXIGAR: Wait so this is promising The World's Greatest to be "The World's Most Sourpussly."

NOXIGAR: 'Cause curmudgeon is the correct spelling, and curmudgeon essentially means bad-tempered, difficult, or cantankerous.

NOXIGAR: I'm going to surmise this is par for the course in regards to Strong Intelligent's mannerisms in regards to me. After all, he was hesitant about me riffing his thing when I suggested it to myself and he doesn't really like a majority of my riffs. I can't blame him, personally, as a few are somewhat mediocre due to the source material being that bad (see: GAME 1 - I'm never going to finish that because GAME 1 is too boring to riff).

THEME SONG: "Oooooh, I'm a snaaake, and I'm here to tell you my secrets!"

NOXIGAR: I'd like to hear those secrets over some tea.
now maybe my mother will love me

THE SHOW

This show is about Quint, a koala bear and his talking helicopter friend called Henry.

NOXIGAR: This is a premise that sounds promising.
However, it is only pronounced
Henry
"HENRAHHHHGH".
Quint
Every episode is simply Quint and Henry's journey from Andorra to Maine, which takes several years.
NOXIGAR: Pray tell, where is Andorra?

EPISODES

NOXIGAR: Uh, shouldn't "A New Hope" be what Episode 4 is called?
NOXIGAR: It doesn't seem that special, to be honest.
NOXIGAR: So... it's like an HD version of your previous system?
NOXIGAR: Despite my positive memories of Friends, I wouldn't want this to be similar to that show in episode quality.
NOXIGAR: I fixed that parentheses which would otherwise be missing. Also, I don't really care that much about the Undertaker and don't find anybody's pecs attractive.
NOXIGAR: I hope the episode's longer than The World's Greatest 2. I don't think I ever got the Turbo expansion.
NOXIGAR: I'm not sure why Episode 22 isn't called "On Water!" since that's what you'd get when you mix ice and enough heat to melt it.
NOXIGAR: As far as I can tell, none of these titles have anything to do with the episodes they correspond with.
NOXIGAR: For StroHersh's sake I'll pretend this wasn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Ooh, I wonder how gritty it'll be?!
NOXIGAR: That's what every episode of The World's Greatest is, though. Especially Episode Nineteen or whatever.
{Short pause}

NOXIGAR: No, fuck this. Fuck this with a rake.
NOXIGAR: Congratulations, Strong Intelligent. Your writing has managed to break me within thirty-seven episodes. After a while, it was like I was speaking a completely different language than what was being given as the script. So I tried riffing it in French for the last few episodes, only to realize that isn't funny either.
NOXIGAR: I am already a defeatist person by nature, and the horribleness of The World's Greatest is already something which is antithetical to the kind of humor I'm used to.
NOXIGAR: Normally, I'd be content with lolrandom. After all, most of Psychedelic Eyeball's Lets Plays and YouTube Poops in general are the stuff pure unadulterated chaos thrives in.

NOXIGAR: Unfortunately this is not anywhere near as funny. And I guess I should be content with ceasing my riffs 'cause I was starting to piss Sirrus off with trying to make fun of this crap and attempting to be able to do it well. I'm about as affable and exciting as watching paint dry, and that's why I piss people off. It's not a matter of if I piss someone off, but a matter of when due to how obnoxious my simple existence is.

nah

nah

NOXIGAR: What's the point of this? To be salty at me? Well, good job. You win. You win at making riffs cease for at least a few good months.