RiffText/JCM-MOVIES

NAMINE: Noxigar, why are we doing this again?

NOXIGAR: If I am to make RiffText do RiffTracks some justice I have to riff something good for once.
NAMINE: Then why am I riffing it?
NOXIGAR: Just to piss Lightning Guy off. He mentioned not liking you. So I figured, "Why not have Lightning Guy get some nice crackback for riffing Everything You Know Is Wrong?
NAMINE: But I thought you liked it when Lightning Guy riffed EYKIW?
NOXIGAR: I did. Come on, MFT3K sucks and I need to riff something else.

NAMINE: Alright, then. :L

NAMINE: Well, at least I'll be expecting a lot from this.

JCMovies may contain references to disabilities, rape, cancer, murder, suicide, necrophilia, pedophilia, sexual deviancy, sexually transmitted diseases, self-harm, nihilism, violence, and none of the above.

Yeah, it's over. But don't worry, there are plenty of better shows to kill time with. I heard MFT3k is back. ~

NAMINE: But this is better than MFT3K!

Well, we're not complete failures.

Episodes

Pet Peeves

Exterminated

Band Ho!

Revenge is a Harsh Mistress

Party at Chwoka's

Picture Day

Hunting for Treasure

But He's In Space!

JCM Email

Purge

Don't Eat Too Much

School Student Whatever

Electrifying Election

Who Framed JCM Rabbit?

Fightsize

Twas the Night Before Decemberween Break

About Last Night...

SubstiT

Genius of the Lamp

Characters

Main

JCM: JCM is an underestimated 13-year-old boy.

NAMINE: Okay, so he's the typical male action protagonist in something related to school?

He wears a red cap all the time. His name is pronounced "Jicem".

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  "I love life for who it is. Or he, or whatever."

Major

The Wiki Users: These are all the users at the HRFWiki, only they are at a school called the Homestar Runner Fanstuff School, founded by principals JoeyDay and (formerly)Lunar Jesters. The assistant principals include It's dot com, DorianGray, and Heimstern Läufer. Trolls are bullies. Instead of getting blocked, they get suspended. And getting blocked indefinitely is being expelled. There is also a similar school that became the main one in Season Two, the School Student School, that is a school version of the Wiki User Wiki. JCM goes to both.

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  "We love and hate life for no particular reason!"

Minor

Lightning Guy: Lightning Guy is, well, a lightning bolt. He lives in the sky with his friend, Mr. Cloud.

NAMINE: And also directly responsible for me doing this instead of Noxigar.

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  "I hate life because it's unfair."

Mr. Cloud: Mr. Cloud is Lightning Guy's friend that lives in the sky with him. Even though Lightning Guy doesn't want him to, he goes to earth to sell stuff.

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  "I love life because I'm rich!"

JCM's Parents: These are, well, JCM's parents. Duh. So far, their faces haven't been seen yet, though it can be assumed that they are blue dudes, too.

NAMINE: But I wanted to meet "Jicem"'s parents!

Theme Song

The theme song of JCMovies is "I'm Blue" by Eifel 65. See the visuals that occur in the opening and closing end credits.

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