User:JCM/songs

It seems today that all you see
Is postmodern humor of master's degree
But where are those good old fashioned gimmicks
On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make the
Experts cry
Cause he's a family guy!

Hey, Lois, remember that time when JCM wrote all those parodies and stuff:

Parodies

Don't Upload That Pic

Set to the tune of "Don't Download This Song" by Weird Al.

Lyrics

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge
To turn and upload useless communism
Like bringing in images for file-sharing sites
The Wiki User Wiki's already terrorism

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would kill your reputation
'Cause it starts out as a file and it becomes a hotlink
And cracking into sites from every comp in your nation

So don't upload that pic
Photobucket's where you should stick
Don't be a communist 'cause you know that it's wrong
Oh, don't upload that pic

Oh, you don't wanna mess with the whole MGMT
They'll ban you if you reupload that twice
It doesn't matter if you're autistic or a seven year old child
They'll eat you like a giant delicious plate full of brown rice

So don't upload that pic
Don't go around here acting like some hick
Don't be a communist 'cause you know that it's wrong
Oh, don't upload that pic

Don't take away MBs from disk space like it's free
How else can Super Sam afford to keep this great wiki
And the HR and HRF
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is, "Everybody everybody please..."

Don't upload that pic (Don't do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's sick (You can just ask him)
Don't be a communist 'cause you know that it's wrong (It's really wrong)
Oh, don't upload that pic

Don't upload that pic (Oh please, don't you do it)
Or you might wind up banhammered really quick (Remember Jimbo)
Don't be a communist (Ever) 'cause you know that it's wrong (Don't ever do it)
Oh, don't upload that pic

Don't upload that pic (No, no, no, no, no, no)
You'll burn in hell from just a kick (And you'll deserve it)
Don't be a communist (Don't do it) 'cause you know that it's wrong (You stupid troll)
Oh, don't upload that pic

Fat N' Lazy

Set to the tune of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire.

Lyrics

TEMPTERS: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN GIANT! THAT MEANS EAT UP!

They see me chowin'
My garden
I know they're all thinking
I'm so fat n' lazy

Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Can't you see I'm fat n' lazy
Look at me I'm fat n' lazy!
I wanna go with
The hot chicks
But so far they all think
I'm too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
I'm just too fat n' lazy
Really, really fat n' lazy

Last in my class here at kindergarten
No skills, I'm a loser at being retarded
Mr. Bed is my BFF, Daddy Mack
Keep your cold one
I'll just have some Pepsi Throwback
My oven is hot enough to marry
You'll find they are extremely rare-y
All of my delicious meals are scary
Doctors are watching my library
My wiki pages are never touched
I got people running from my own friends spaces
Yo, I've had pie in all it's hundred flavors
Lost most my teeth cause I don't wear braces
I order all sandwiches with/without mayonnaise
I suck at Pinball and any cereal maze
All of my sweets are gonna make me go real crazed
My mouth is movin' so fast, I think I'll talk for days
There's no race that I have run
At last hour, well, I'm number none
Eat mints and cough drops just for fun
I ain't got a lock but a ball of dung
I know every single theme song
No matter how flip short or how flop long
I'll chomp any kind of food that you bring on
I'd beat up Godzilla and King Kong
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on the subway
I know in my heart they think I'm fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Can't you see I'm fat n' lazy
Look at me I'm fat n' lazy
I wanna go with
The hot chicks
Although it's apparent I'm too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
I'm just too fat n' lazy
How'd I get so fat n' lazy?

I've been snoozing, ingestin'
All those comics you know I collect 'em
The bags full of chocolate
I must protect 'em
My big kitchen table never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some sunflower seeds
I look for all my cheesy needs
I sleep for 12 hours a day
I'd rather lose my tongue than go outside and play.
I got a business doing taste tests
When my friends need some food who do they call?
I won't give a bite to any or all
Not even my stupid, whiny dog!
Yo! Got myself a calorie pack
They were having a sale down at Wal-Mart
Spend my nights with some candy hearts
MUNCH MUNCH! Hope no one sees me gettin' sneaky!

I'm lazy in the extreme and fatter than TV dads seem
I'm not in any school clubs or even the football team!
The first question that was easy for me
Was do I like Kool-Aid or do I like Black tea?
I spend my every weekend
At all-you-can-eat
I own a wagon for all my meat

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so fat n' lazy
Just because I'm fat n' lazy
Just because I'm fat n' lazy
All because I'm fat n' lazy
Holy cow I'm fat n' lazy
I wanna sew with
The hot chicks
But oh well it's obvious I'm fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
Think I'm just too fat n' lazy
I'm just too fat n' lazy
Look at me I'm fat n' lazy!

Well

Set to the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States.

Lyrics

Well's from the Pokemopolis forums
His name is Awesome, and possibly the one
He is really strange, like aluminum sea boats
He knew he'd never be like any other emotes
He's Well, he's Well
He's just a head
He's Well, he's Well, he's Well
Is he on meds?

Well was a small celebrity
He soon came to be a crappy internet meme
He's something awful, that's for sure
The mass madness he causes will never have a cure

He's Well, he's Well
He's kinda round
He's Well, he's Well, he's Well
What have we found?

Smile... smile... smile, smile, now Awesome
Smile... smile... smile in your face now
Smile... smile... smile, smile, now Awesome
Smile... look!

Well's alter egos circulated in tens
He spends most of the day looking for real friends
He never lies or cheats, but he steals
Each time you click him he gets 20 meals

He's Well, he's Well
He's really bright
He's Well, he's Well, he's Well
Is he all right?

Is this Well a hint of red?
I think so
Will this Well never be wed?
I think so
Did this Well gain lots of cred?
I think so
And that's all I'm gonna say about that

Worst Night Ever

Set to the same tune as "Best Day Ever" by SpongeBob SquarePants.

Lyrics

Mr. Moon came out and he laughed at me. Said it's gonna suck tonight, just wait and see!
Crawled out of bed and I tried to hide, feeling so extra dang horrified!

It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)

I'm so sleepy, but heard something new. Spent the last five hours here, I need to poo.
Every hour, every stupid Dan, attempts to pull me out by hand.

It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)

This time scary big things start coming in on me, I'm here upside down, I'm gonna lose my frown, then they throw me out the window without a sound.
Those stars above me just disappear, it's crazy what's happening, and now I can't hear...
Soon Mrs. Sun will be shining gay so the worst night ever will last all day.
No, the worst night ever's gonna last all day now.

It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
It's the worst night ever! (worst night ever)
(worst night ever)

Always Gonna Give You Up

Set to the tune of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

Lyrics

We're no strangers to hate
You screwed the rules just cause you had money
I think it's now time to retaliate
You'll wish that you never messed with Rick, honey

And if you ask me what I'm doing
When will you just understand?

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie to hurt you

We've know each other for too long
Your fart's been leaking
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We've done the game so don't try to play it

And if you ask me what I'm doing
When will you just understand?

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(give you up), (give you up)
Always gonna give, always gonna give (give you up)
Always gonna give, always gonna give (give you up)

We've know each other for too long
Your fart's been leaking
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We've done the game so don't try to play it

I just wanna tell you what I'm doing
Gotta make you understand

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sinny Lane

Set to the tune of "Penny Lane" by The Beatles.

Lyrics

In Sinny Lane there's an assassin showing all his plaques
With every head he's had the pleasure to have sliced,
And the people that have paid the price,
Hops over us twice.

On the corner is a salesman with a purse-suitcase,
The little children laugh at him behind his back.
And the salesman steals all of their Macs
In the pouring rain, they all hang.

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
In Sinny Lane there is a minister with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the scene.
He likes to keep his big figure mean.
He's a mean machine.

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
I lost my fish and finger pies
In summer, meanwhile back
Behind the shelter in the middle of the roundabout
An evil nurse is selling puppies from a tray
And she made sure that all the owners lay
She is really gray.

In Sinny Lane the assassin mounts up another head,
And the salesman rubs his neck as he walks by.
And then the minister sanctifies.
In the pouring rain, we all sang:

Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
> I sit, and meanwhile back.
Sinny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.
There beneath the dark and gloomy skies
Sinny Lane.

Stop Before You Get Too Much

Set to the tune of "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson.

Lyrics

Hateful is the feelin' now
Fevers, temperatures goin' down
Power (ah power) is the force, the pow
That makes it happen, please ask no questions why (oh)
So get farther (farther now) from my body now
Just hate me 'til you don't know how (oh)

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Touch me and I'll be on fire
Ain't nothin' like a hate desire (oh)
I'm freezing (I'm freezing) like Antarctica
A nation (oh a nation) stupid where we're at (oh)

So let hate take us through the months
I won't be complanin' 'cause this is tasty lunch (oh)

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
(Oh)

Heartbreak does not describe Hell
Eternal (ah eternal) hate shines in my health (oh)
So let hate take us through the months
I won't be complanin' (no no)
'Cause your hate is ok, ok

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Hateful is the feeling now
I won't be complanin' (oh oh)
The force is crazy love

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much
Away from the force now stop
Stop before you get too much

Whiny Crappy People

Set to the tune of "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M..

Lyrics

Whiny crappy people crying
See you in Moscow
People, people
Hope that y'all get wound-ed
Hate you, hate you
Please get out of town
Crappy, crappy
Head into the ground
Where the tree roots grow
Sucking up to time

Whiny crappy people from the land
Whiny crappy people on the sand
Whiny crappy people crying

Everyone around hates them, hates them
Take them off our hands
Take them, take them
There's no time to cry
Crappy, crappy
Do it from your heart
Or they will be mine
And I won't be kind

Whiny crappy people from the sand
Whiny crappy people on the sand
Whiny crappy people crying

Hey, here you go

Whiny crappy people from the sand
Whiny crappy people on the sand
Whiny crappy people crying
Whiny crappy people from the sand
Whiny crappy people on the sand
Whiny crappy people crying
Whiny crappy people from the sand
Whiny crappy people on the sand
Whiny crappy people crying

You're My Rival

Set to the tune of "You're my Best Friend" by Tim McGraw.

Lyrics

I've always had someone...that I could count on.
Never been left down in my life.
I have never been hurtin'...never needed searchin'.
'Til you crawled into my life.
It was a feelin'...I'd never known.
And for the first time...I had to pick a bone.

You're more than a hater.
There could never been one greater...
To make me feel the way you do.
Oh...we are just tight-lipped.
I clench in hate with my fists...everytime I look at you.
Anywhere I'd rather be than with you here with me.
Life with you makes no darn sense.
You're my rival.
You're my rival...oh no.

You're against me...and you never hear me.
Like nobody ever did.
When my world goes crazy...
You're there to laugh at me.
You make me see how much I want.
And I still tremble...when you cough.
And...ugh the look in your eyes when I eat lunch.

You're more than a hater.
There could never been one greater...
To make me feel the way you do.
Oh...we are just tight-lipped.
I clench in hate with my fists...everytime I look at you.
Anywhere I'd rather be than with you here with me.
Life with you makes no darn sense.
You're my rival.
You're my rival...oh no.

You're more than a hater.
There could never been one greater...
To make me feel the way you do.
Oh...we are just losers.
I clench in hate with my fists...everytime I look at you.
Anywhere I'd rather be than with you here with me.
Life with you makes no darn sense.
You're my rival.

You're my rival (my rival)
You're my rival (my rival)

What a Horrible World

Set to the tune of "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong.

Lyrics

I see weeds of green, pink roses, too
And then they grow to annoy you
And I think to myself what a horrible world.

I see skies of black and clouds of gray
The dark cursed day, the dark cursed day
And I think to myself what a horrible world.

The tapping of all the rain so crazy on the roof
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see ladies slapping men asking what can they do
Inside they're saying I hate you.

I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll cry much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself what a horrible world
Yes I think to myself what a horrible world.

I'm So Exhausted

Set to the tune of "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters.

Lyrics

Tonight's the night I'm gonna have it happen
Tonight I'll put all other things aside
Get out this time and just do all the washin
I'm going for the bed pleasures this night
I want to sleep, you fool, you
Gonna have some dreams, you
I want to snooze, you. Screw you
I want to get enough
And time won't go so slow
To bed I'll go!

I'm so exhausted and you just can't watch it
I'm going to lose control and you'll know I lost it
I'm so exhausted and you just can't watch it
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want to

I will have to think about tomorrow
The memories will last for not so long
I'll have a good time, baby
Don't you worry
And if I'm still snorin around boy
That's just fine
I get exhausted, ooh
You just can't watch it, no, no, no
I'm going to lose control and you'll know I lost it

I'm so exhausted and you just can't watch it, no, no
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want to, I want to

Oh boy, I'm gonna hate you
Fooled you. Gonna have some dreams, you
I want to snooze, you. Screw you
No, I want to get enough
And time won't go so slow
To bed I'll go!

I'm so exhausted, oooh-weee
You just can't watch it
Oooh, I'm going to lose control
And you'll know I lost it, oh, yeah
I'm so exhausted
And you just can't watch it, no, no, no, no, no
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want to
Want to

Look what you did to me
I'm right here sweating up
Oh
Why don't you work for me
You've got to give it up
Oh
Baby, I'm so exhausted
(What you did to me)
You just can't watch it
(I'm right here sweating up)
I'm going to lose control
And you'll know I lost it, yeah
I'm so exhausted
(Why don't you work for me)
I can't deny, no, no
(You've got to give it up) I know, I know, I know, I know I want to.
I'm so exhausted
(What you did to me)
You just can't watch it
(I'm right here sweating up)
I'm going to lose control
And you'll know I lost it, yeah
I'm so exhausted
(Why don't you work for me)
I can't deny, no, no
(You've got to give it up) I know, I know, I know, I know I want to.
I'm so exhausted
(What you did to me)
You just can't watch it
(I'm right here sweating up)
I'm going to lose control
And you'll know I lost it, yeah
I'm so exhausted
(Why don't you work for me)
I can't deny, no, no
(You've got to give it up) I know, I know, I know, I know I want to.

Twitter

Set to the tune of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.

Lyrics

You've tweeted all night and then followed a bunch of question marks
It is a website that you have been on every day since March
You have to scream when you get to the hundred forty limit
And every scene of your life has gone down unrestricted
You're addicted

'Cause this is Twitter, Twitter Lite
And no one's gonna save you from the thing we all dislike
You know it's Twitter, Twitter Lite
You'll never have a life thanks to this fitter Twitter tonight

You have a MySpace, a Facebook, don't forget your LinkedIn
You are a nutcase in the eyes of your family and friends
You will get fired if you don't get your face out of your cell phone
And you will cry and end up tweeting it on the way home
Future unknown

'Cause this is Twitter, Twitter Lite
You're caught into a trance and it is one you cannot fight, no
Twitter, Twitter Lite
You'll never have a life thanks to this fitter Twitter tonight

When you are eating, you detail every aspect of your meal
When you watch TV, not one spoiler will be concealed
(It's all revealed)
This obsession is surreal

You see a whale fail; you F5 quicker than a speeding car
On a Twitter scale, your amount of usage is just bizarre
Now is the time for you to get a lot of therapy, now
Although the trial won't get you close enough to being free
You have to see

That this is Twitter, Twitter Lite
You know you'll tweet this the second that I am out of sight
Twitter, Twitter Lite
Forget all that is right and share a
Fitter Twitter, whatever here tonight

'Cause this is Twitter, Twitter Lite
You know you'll tweet this the second that I am out of sight
Twitter, Twitter Lite
Forget all that is right and share a fitter Twitter, ow!

Average Day

Set to the tune of "Toes" by Zac Brown Band.

Lyrics

My cup of joe's on the table, paper in hand
Though I'm not really reading, don't it make me look grand?
Just an average day. Just an average day.
Well, I had to leave for work at 8 o'clock
Made sure to kiss my wife goodbye
So she wouldn't suspect that I left her
For someone better on the eyes
My office job's so boring I could sob like the spoiled brat I am
Though I'm not a recaller
I could have been a lawyer
If I had an attention span

My computer's on the table, mouse in my hand
The boss logs everything, so I'm under his command
Just an average day. Just an average day.

Hola usted zapatos grandes
I say "welcome from Spain"
But the Spanish-fluent workers and all the random lurkers
Give me a real dirty face
Hola usted zapatos grandes
When I get out of here
Gonna take myself a nap and forget all the crap
That ever happened this year

The hours flew by like a drunk bald eagle, meaning that it was pretty fast
I'm at the door, as my time is no more
At the car, I step on the gas
But it doesn't start because it's not on
"Not again," I say with the key
And the cars next to me laugh before taking off and now I've put it in, I guarantee

Cellular phone's in my shoulder, wheel in my hand
In a few more miles I will be in the promised land
Just an average day. Just an average day.

*nine car horn honks*
Says the car behind me
I think it was important since the man flipped me off when I said I was busy
*nine car horn honks*
He sounds really annoyed
I probably should speed her and take the call later
The road's so hard to enjoy

Hola usted zapatos grandes
Thank God that I'm back home
Oh no, the children are back from school with my wife, how cruel
Now the whole family's here
Hola usted zapatos grandes
I sure can't wait for work

I'm just gonna drink my cup of joe
And put my head in the paper
Wait for my wife
And think about what I did to deserve this looping life
Just an average day. Just an average day.

D.M.C.A.

Set to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by Village People.

Lyrics

Young man, why the frown on your face?
I said, young man, looking like a disgrace
I said, young man, you are in a new place
So don't be so rotten sappy

Young man, the internet's for all
I said, young man, when you can't afford Brawl
Just download it, and keep downloading more
'Till your eyes fall on the floor

We're violating the D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
There are mp3s, e-books, and videos
Pirate copies of Vegas Pro

We're violating the D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
You can do what you want, get whatever you please
Shareware patches or even keys

Young man, you'll find this stuff online
I said, young man, and you won't (probably) pay a fine
I said, young man, what are you waiting for?
You've got a big land to explore

You can come right out that shell
I said, young man, don't contemplate your cell
If you breach it, yeah the D.M.C.A.
You'll be dumbfound by the array

We're violating the D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
There are mp3s, e-books, and videos
Pirate copies of Vegas Pro

We're violating the D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
You can do what you want, get whatever you please
Shareware patches or even keys

I once was a sissy like you
I said, I once feared the law like its Jew
I thought nothing could to be worth it to break
That it would all be a mistake

Someone finally understood
And said, young man, come back down to the 'hood
There's a law here called the D.M.C.A.
It will show you what to "obey"

We're violating the D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
There are mp3s, e-books, and videos
Pirate copies of Vegas Pro

D.M.C.A.
We're violating the D.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, get that frown off your face
Young man, young man, you are not a disgrace

D.M.C.A.
Violating the D.M.C.A.
Young man, young man, a sissy don't be you
Young man, young man, you are not the law's Jew
D.M.C.A.

Rabies

Set to the tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber.

Lyrics

A hog just bit me
It really hurts
I'm going to have
To stay alert
It could be small
It could be big
And I could really maybe turn into a pig

You say that's silly
That I am just fine
How do you know
I won't be a swine?
Please face the facts
You cannot avoid it
Before you know I'll be eating my own...yeah

I tell you, it's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

You tell me
That it isn't so, up straight
Don't have to go on eHamony for a sow-mate
Don't treat me like I'm well
I'll write the note myself
It's worth a week of school
Or forty weeks of school

And I'm going mad
Rabies does that
Don't be surprised if my pink eyes begin to scat
I'm gonna squeal, squeal
Squeal
Squeal
It's coming soon, I promise, this I can really feel

It's the
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Yeah
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Got
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
It's
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

BLACK DUDE
When I was like three, I had my first cold
There was no disease that ever made me sneeze
Or make anything I'm saying understandable
It had me goin' crazy
Oh, I was effed up
It woke me up daily
What's two girls one cup?
Oh right, this rap thing
I drank orange juice and that disgusting red goop and
There wasn't any drink
That could stop the flow of my nose's poopin'
I had an immune system,
That did the work of six men,
But I haven't been cured yet
So it's like rabies I guess...

Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Like
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
He said
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Dang
Rabies, rabies, rabies, no
Them
Rabies, rabies, rabies, oh
Please, doc, tell me it ain't so (so)

Where did you go?
Far away, far away
Where did you go?
Far away, far away
Where did you go?
Far away, far away
Where did you go?
Away, away, away
You're gone

I Feel Shitty

Set to the tune of "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story.

Lyrics

I feel shitty
Oh, so shitty
I feel shitty and gritty and grey
And I pity
Myself more than anyone else could today

I feel bloated
Oh, so bloated
Unfortunate how bloated I feel
And so shitty
That I wish nothing around me were real

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