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These are just random, minor thatkidsam.muffin-exclusive characters that didn't see much screentime. Some of them have lines, some of them don't.

2005 Minor Characters

The Pong Movie Cast

These characters are obviously the cast in Pong: The Movie.

Ping

  • Ping is the white-dressed main character of Pong: The Movie. He is the main underdog in this generic underdog story, and his girlfriend apparently has no name. he was replaced by a bad voice actor in the final scene.

Ping's Girlfriend

  • Ping's Girlfriend is the stereotypical girlfriend of Ping. She doesn't want to lose Ping on that horrible Space Tennis game.

Pong

  • Pong is the apparent black-dressed villan and an expert Space Tennis player. He is slightly evil, but he was replaced by another (bad) actor in the second half of the final Space Tennis game.

Thatkidsam Stunt Double

He is the stunt double for Thatkidsam in the movie Get Me a Drink. He looks exactly like the original-styled, Chad-ripping-off, Thatkidsam. People call him Fatkidsam.

Icreature Waiter

This classy Icreature is a waiter at Club Igooddinners in the food court at the Fashionmore mall in Free Country, USA. He wears a cobalt tuxedo and a monocle, and his laser is electric green instead of most Icreatures' light blue.

Hotel Owner

This guy is only seen in an easter egg, and his entire body is never shown. It just shows his torso behind a counter, and the camera is too low to show his face. Icreature ate his computer.

Presidential Bodyguards #1 & #2

These two bodyguards for the President don't do a very good job. They act like a generic TV cop, always talking about the new donuts, those new experimental corn chips, and how lazy they are. The only sign of intelligence they show is when one of them completes a puzzle to activate a switch.

Generic Cool Guys

Possibly the most generic cool people in the known universe. The two always hang out together in skate parks, despite not knowing a thing about skateboarding, revealed when they start worshipping Thatkidsam for being able to do an Ollie 90 (Which is a jump with a very small twist). The second one is not known to say much except for "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude".

Dr. Annoyed Grunt

If read in a The Simpsons script, his name would be "Dr. D'oh!". He is Thatkidsam's dentist, apparently evil. He has large red horns sprouting from his head, and he also, if Thatkidsam is telling the truth, has fangs. He wants to see him on May 4th, 2005.

Dr. Besick

Dr. Besick is Brent's horrible, power-hungry doctor. The Masdiktahts seem to have a lot of bad luck with doctors, and this one will do anything to get his hands on Brent's viewtiful neck brace and turn into Director Besick and rule the world.

Cody

Cody is Thatkidsam's pet fish. It is a Betta fish, which Thatkidsam does not believe to be an actual fish, just an almost-fish. In fact, it is almost-psychic, it can copy Thatkidsam's Pwnage skill just by looking at him. He destroyed the evil cat in Petstupid.

Italian Stereotype Army

The Italian Stereotype Army is an army of, well, Italian stereotypes. They use weapons such as pizza boxes, noodles, and "Nice-a Cannon-a"'s to do Nocturne's and Homestar's bidding.

1976 Characters

Disco Sam

Disco Sam is the 1976 version of Thatkidsam. He has dreadlocks, a beard, a tie-die shirt, and a peace necklace. He is a psychadelic rocker whose concerts mainly center in Potamia and Unknown Lands. His songs mostly consist of 30-second solos seperated by one word each. For some reason, both fans and Republican disco-haters come to his concerts. Thatkidsam is ashamed of his creation, and he even makes fun of himself in the email behind the scenes.

HippIcreature

HippIcreature is the 1976 version of Icreature. He has a beard and an afro between his two top horns, and is always seen floating around Disco Sam. He is the father of Icreature, but some argue he is actually Icreature.

The Hippies

The Hippies are 8 generic hippies. They are all a fan of Disco Sam's psychadelic rock, and they are all dressed exactly the same (Afros, blue shades, open shirts, goatees). They are always the first to cheer for Disco Sam's odd music. They are unemployed.

1976 Bubs

1976 Bubs is obviously the 1976 counterpart of Bubs. He is less fat, he can fly, and he has thick, curly brown hair.

1976 Coach Z

1976 Coach Z is almost exactly like his 2005 counterpart, but he is a schoolteacher instead of the awesome coach he is today. He doesn't have his hat, but he does have a huge afro, a mustache, and he is a lot younger.

1976 Lawrence

Lawrence is a Republican party crasher that always comes to Disco Sam's concerts just to say "BOO!!" and throw tomatoes, eggs, folding chairs, chickens, bats, and pianos at the stars. He hates Bubs as much as he hates Disco Sam. He is dressed almost exactly the same, but has a tuxedo on and a top hat.

Spacewarrior Minor Characters

Time Rippers

The Time Rippers are aliens that The Federation and Cul are fighting against on their current battlefield, Planet Cul. They resemble bloated grapefruits with black cloaks on, and their secret weapon is a spoon they bang against themselves to shoot acidic juice in people's eyes. They are led by the Time Ripper Lord, who is much bigger and carries a black staff, and she commands her alien soldiers around. They can also use time machines to repeat something over and over, like pain caused to the enemy.

Emperess Regibliss

Emperess Regibliss is the 7838 form of Mrs. Regibliss. She teaches, or at least thinks she teaches, ThatkidSamus. She uses low-quality history textbooks to teach, one of them including some chapters on thatkidsam.muffin.

Tour Guide

The Tour Guide is a lacking-in-vocabulary robot hired to tell people about the wonders of life before Earth was converted into the Museum Planet. If anything goes wrong, even when it involves no talking, he is programmed to scream "What you say!?"

Random Aliens

The Random Aliens are just that, random aliens. They appear a few times, but have either very minor or no speaking role.

Quiewtiful Brent Minor Characters

Director Besick

Director Besick is the viewtiful form of Dr. Besick. He can use every VFX power ever, including CUT and KILL OFF, very powerful ones. He tends to abuse his power beyond the limits and might even start directing the world!

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