RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell

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LIGHTNING GUY: Fortunately, I'm still alive after going through that last episode. Unfortunately, I'm probably going to need all the strength I can get for what's to come. Bellfics have a reputation among the MFT3K crew,

NOXIGAR: "Because he was specifically picked on a steadfast majority of the time. Him, or Lucian."

and I feel I'll need to make up for the disappointment that came from my last attempt at riffing one.

NAMINE: Hey, Nox. Y'know the part where you thought Briar invented the Bell Curse?

NOXIGAR: Yeah?
NAMINE: Keith invented that Curse, actually.
{Short pause.}

NOXIGAR: The Bell Curse is still bullshit, no matter who wrote it.

With all that said,

NOXIGAR: The want to leave and find something better to do is strong. It is a shame, however, that there isn't anything better to do on the WUW.
NAMINE: You worry me.

here's the first part of the Im a bell email two-part craptacular!

Welcome to..... BELLMAIL!!!! the best part about this is,

LIGHTNING GUY: None of the sentences are capitalized.

the release date of emails are random. i could release an email two days in a row! maybe once a month. Maybe even 2 in one day!

LIGHTNING GUY: Or never. That could work, too.

NEWS

• The next 5-10 emails will be done by Bling. Email him here

LIGHTNING GUY: Even if that wasn't a dead link, I wouldn't have clicked it.

• • IMPRATANT POLL! Bellmail is on hiatus until 1/7/08 (when the poll is over)!POLL OVER!

Emails

Season 2:The Rise of Bling

Bellmail.exe

15.InterceptionNEW/UNFINISHED!

Blingmail.exe

14.Bubbles
13.Cute
12.Restaurant

11.Eating

Season 1:The New Show

Newbellmail.exe

10.Visiting
9.Alpha Cram & Tamabellis
8.Life
7.Aminal

Listobell.exe

6.Virus
5.Meeting
4.Family
3.Jorbs
2.20X6

1.The HIA

LIGHTNING GUY: My eyes. They won't stop bleeding.

Click Here to E-mail Im a bell

Pre-Mail

NOXIGAR: Skippin' those, since Lightning Guy didn't riff either page.
NAMINE: I don't think anyone can riff extremely short pages.

Not-So-Bellmails

• 14.5; Bling's Origins

Rock Opera

long wait On changes for leet. stay over Jam! Hellooooooooo, chicken. WAIT! Katamari didn't

LIGHTNING GUY: anticipate the Murder that would come from His work

NOXIGAR: Everyone basically capitalizing "His," as though Bell is somehow the devil for even trying to write, sickens me.

NAMINE: You're becoming unfunnier than MFT3K. By that, I just mean you're bashing a lot of the time. Are you sure you don't want to skip this?

NOXIGAR: I am absolutely certain.

Computer(s)

Chimer 1337

The Chimer 1337 is the first seen computer in Bellmail.exe. That's all I have to say.

Crappy 486

The Crappy 486 is Im a bell's first computer. Although, it's not in any of the official emails, it is in the pre-mails. It looks like any normal Lappy 486, except it is grayscale (besides the subject bar) and has "Crappy 486" on it instead of "Lappy 486"

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, I see. It's a pun.

Chimer 20X6

The Chimer 20X6 is the 20X6 edition of The Chimer.

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, I get it now.

The thing on the screen is Alpha Cram. He is a glitched version of Alpha Stan.

LIGHTNING GUY: I don't know what either of those are.

Im a bell always tries to delete it. Recently, thanks to the help of Tyson Wolf, he was able to rip it out of the Chimer 20X6. Although, it created a personified Alpha Cram that turns everything into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

Bling's Computer(s)

Gongy 42

Bling's first computer. Not much to say.