RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Eating

It's Bling's time to shinecheck email!

LIGHTNING GUY: haha get it

Summary

Cast (in order of appearance): Bling, Homestar, 1-up, Grundy, Stinkoman, Blinggit, Homestruigi Runnario (Homestar)

Places: Im a bell's computer room, The Field, Runnario's Pizzaria

Transcript

BLING: Imma checkin' mah email, Imma deletin' mah email, SHOOP-DA-

LIGHTNING GUY: KILL ME

BLING!

Eating

Dear Bling!

Do you like to eat?

LIGHTNING GUY: No, I prefer starving to death.

From,

Cow Puncher

{Bling pronounces "Dear Bling!" as "DEAR BLING!!!!! Oh God! Y-you scared me!"}

LIGHTNING GUY: Your voice scares all of us.

BLING:{typing} Of course I like to eat!

LIGHTNING GUY: There, question answered. End ema-

Wait, do you mean "What do I like to eat"?

LIGHTNING GUY: No, he meant what he said! He meant what he said!

In that case Bull Kicker, I like {Homestar voice} MAWSHMELLOWS!

LIGHTNING GUY: Grooooooooooan.

{normal} What the? I didn't say that! But I DO like marshmallows! Wait, who DID say that? I scared!

LIGHTNING GUY: We all scared.

HOMESTAR: Oh, that's just me. Give me all your-

1-UP: PUDDING!

HOMESTAR:{simultaneously}

LIGHTNING GUY: On-and-off speech impediments.

HOMESTAR: Quick question: how can a speech impediment be on-and-off?

Mawshmellows!

BLING:...Guys, I don't need your random cameos. I can avoid breaking 1.6 myself.

HOMESTAR: Sure!

LIGHTNING GUY: It's not like you need Homestar characters

NAMINE: He does, but I think this is supposed to be a subtle jab at the rules. It's pretty much needed so Homsar44withpie won't just randomly report the Email for "breaking" 1.6

to follow 1.6, anyway.

{Homestar walks off}

1-UP: Can I stay with you?

LIGHTNING GUY: Please say no. Please say

BLING: Okay... But only if Grundy can.

{Grundy breaks though the wall}

GRUNDY: YEAYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: CRACRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-UP: WHOA! CALM DOWN!!!!

BLING:{angry} ...You're paying for that. Anyways, Let's go eat somewheres!

LIGHTNING GUY: I don't have a taste for somewheres, really.

GRUNDY: How about...

1-UP: RUNNARIO'S PIZZERIA!!!!

BLING: Hey, Im a bell went there once! He said it was grood!

LIGHTNING GUY: But to be fair, they

NAMINE: Don't

call this show grood, too.

...{sad} Why'd I have to go and mention Im a bell? {cries}

1-UP: {gasp} Calm down. It's okay.

GRUNDY: Here,' Have some chicken.

LIGHTNING GUY: Apostrophe prefers beef, thank you.

{Grundy rips off a leg, which instantly grows back, and hands it to Bling}

BLING: Thanks. {eats chicken leg} Ahem. {stops crying} Okay, let's go.

{Cut to the field. Stinkoman is fighting a gold Cheatball (Blinggit)}

LIGHTNING GUY: Got Blinggit, Bobby!

STINKOMAN: Hut! Hwah! Chiggidibuh!

BLINGGIT: JIBNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, it's ruined.

NOXIGAR: Jibney wasn't really good to begin with. It was just something contextually favourable to use throughout various fanstuffs because one of the HRFWiki Sysops coined it.

{Blinggit transforms into a Blinggit/Stinkoman/Visor Robot hybrid (Super Blinggit)}

SUPER BLINGGIT: Random Jibney

LIGHTNING GUY: Ruined.

Death! Attack of the Running Gags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Millions of Cows with boxing gloves appear and beat up Stinkoman.

LIGHTNING GUY: Hey, wait a minute...

Bling, Grundy, and 1-up walk in}

SUPER BLINGGIT: Hahaha!!! {notices Bling, Grundy, and 1-up} Huh? Oh, hey!

{Super Blinggit transforms back into Blinggit}

BLINGGIT: JIBNEY! Jib-Jibney?

LIGHTNING GUY: RUINED! Ru-Ruined!

{"BLING! How's your first day of email?"}

BLING: It's great!

BLINGGIT: Jibney! {"Hooray!" notices Grundy}

LIGHTNING GUY: "Hooray!"? Is that a new character?

JIB!!!! Jib-Jibney JIBNEY! {"AHHH!!!! A giant CHICKEN!"}

BLING: Calm down! This is Grundy. He's from LV2!

BLINGGIT: Jib. {"Oh." notices 1-up}

LIGHTNING GUY: Now there's this "Oh." guy.

JIB! Jib Jib-Jibney! {"AHHH! An armless guy!"}

BLING: That's 1-up. He's obsessed with pudding!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, really? I never noticed that aspect of his character.

1-UP: HEY! {sigh} You're right.

BLINGGIT: Jibne-ey! Jib Jib Jibney? {"I see! Where 'ya goin'?"}

BLING: Runnario's Pizzeria!

BLINGGIT: Jib-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! {"Hoo-raaaaaaaaay!!!"}

LIGHTNING GUY: He does know he hasn't been invited yet, right?

{cut to a pizzeria. Homestar walks up to the table Bling, 1-up, Grundy, and Blinggit

LIGHTNING GUY: I guess he took the liberty of coming, anyway.

are sitting at}

HOMESTAR: Hi! I'm Homestruigi Runnario,

LIGHTNING GUY: An Italian? Quick, hide the pets

NAMINE: I can't tell if this is Lightning Guy using the wrong stereotype or not.

before he decapitates them!

and what will you be having?

BLING: I'll have the chocolate pizza.

BLINGGIT: Jibney. {"The same"}

1-UP: The meatball sub

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, for a second I thought

with pudding sauce, please.

LIGHTNING GUY: Never mind.

GRUNDY: I'll have the Chicken Parmesan.

{everyone looks at Grundy astonished}

GRUNDY: What?

LIGHTNING GUY: He obviously already has mad chicken disease,

NAMINE: What?

so it won't affect him.

{cut back to the computer room}

BLING:{typing} And that's why you should never have lunch with Grundy. Wait, what was your question?

LIGHTNING GUY: If you have a good joke,

NOXIGAR: Jibney
NAMINE: Don't, you'll just make Lightning Guy yell "Ruined" behind you.

make sure to re-use it

NAMINE: We're jumping through a forest.

as much as

NOXIGAR: Wait, are there any other things he's re-used hypocritically?
NAMINE: Probably not many actual jokes, no.

possible!

{the paper comes down}