RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Bubbles

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BLING: Email...

GRUNDY: Email...

1-UP: Pudding...

LIGHTNING GUY: He does like pudding.

NAMINE: Um, yes? I don't see how that adds to anything.

BLING & GRUNDY: EMAIL!!!!

1-UP:{Simultaneously} PUDDING!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: I regret this already.

Bubbles!

Dear Blingy

Do you like blowing bubbles?
From

The Lucario named Lucas Aura

BLING:{typing} Yeah, I like blowing bubbles! But, I do other things with bubbles!

{Bling blows a bubble in 1-up's eyes}

1-UP: AHH!!! MY EYES!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: That's a bit violent for children's animation.

HOMESTAR: It's like he's nevew had a bubble blown into his face befowe.

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

{cut to a table with a bowl of pudding (a bubble painted brown). 1-up sits down and the bubble pops}

1-UP: AHH!!! MY PUDDING!!!

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, I get it now.

{cut back to the computer room}

GRUNDY: Wow. We're pretty mean to 1-up.

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, when you say it like that...

BLING: I don't know what you're talking about!

{bling throws hot coffee into 1-up}

LIGHTNING GUY: So he forced it down 1-Up's throat? Dang.

1-UP: AHH!!! MY... ME!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: It wasn't his throat Bling put the coffee in through, wasn't it?

NAMINE: was it

HOMESTAR: In which context?

NAMINE: One of those "wasn't"'s could change into a "was" and make the joke actually comprehensible.

BLING & GRUNDY: HAHAHA!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Wow, this is getting pretty edgy.

1-UP: I don't like you!

BLING: So?

1-UP: Grrr... Im a bell!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: When you call to someone in Japan,

{Short pause}
NOXIGAR: Why do they always assume Japan?

they easily hear you.

BLING: ...WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{bling runs away crying}

GRUNDY: ...What the {bleep} is wrong with you?

LIGHTNING GUY: What the {bleep}

NAMINE: I know what's wrong with this already: it's censored.

is wrong with this dialogue?

1-UP: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!

GRUNDY: Well... So what if we {bleep}ing harm your eyes, break your pudding and burn your skin? It's a {bleep}ing joke! WHY IN THE {bleep} WOULD YOU MAKE BLING CRY IF IT WAS A JOKE?!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Whoa, this chick's a pottymouth.

1-UP:{scared} I-I didn't know it was a joke!

GRUNDY:{sarcastic} Oh sure! {serious, very angry} THAT'S IT! NO MORE

LIGHTNING GUY: SOUP

PUDDING FOR YOU!!!!!!!

1-UP: No... PUDDING?!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

{1-up runs away crying}

GRUNDY: Okay, Grundy. Xalm down.

LIGHTNING GUY: For Xhrist's sake.

Ahem. {typing} So anyway, harming 1-up is fun. Wait, what was your question?

{the paper comes down}

NOXIGAR: The jokes were actually passable this time.

NAMINE: I would take that to mean he's improving.
NOXIGAR: A bit.
HOMESTAR: So, what's the deal hewe? I think I'm lost.
NOXIGAR: Lightning Guy's trying to compete with MFT3K, meaning picking on essentially the same target: Bellstrom.
HOMESTAR: Hasn't MFT3K wiffed othews, too?
NOXIGAR: Yeah; however, they like to especially bash Bell's writing, even in those other works.
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
NOXIGAR: I'm loaded with barbs at just about anybody.
NAMINE: So, you plan to actually retire from riffing after we go through all of Lightning Guy's riffs?
NOXIGAR: You've asked this already; my answer is a stalwart affirmative.
NAMINE: I don't see why we have to "retire" if our answer for not riffing any more things after LG's riffs is because there aren't any more works on the WUW to make fun of.
NOXIGAR: I could go through a few "TVTropes recommended" fanfiction. Or, I could try looking into works on Deviantart otherwise.
NAMINE: Are you sure either of those is a good idea?

NOXIGAR: I don't think anyone's going to give a damn if I continue.