RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell/20X6

Im a bell goes anime.

LIGHTNING GUY: This is probably his favorite email, then.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Kenny Blankenship, Watashi Wa Beru, Sugoi Watashi Wa Beru, Sir Belletto.

Places: Im a bell's computer, 20X6, 1936.

Transcript

IM A BELL: Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK! Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK! Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK BWAKA-BWAKA-BWAK bwak-bwak! Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK! Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK! Ba-bwak-bwak-BWAK BWAKA-BWAKA-BWAK bwak-bwak! BWAAAAK! bwak. Stupid Monkey! BOOM! BOOM! SKULL!

LIGHTNING GUY: Mental retardation is no laughing matter.

NOXIGAR: Casual ignorance and ableism is no laughing matter, either.

20X6

Dear Im a bell,
What do you look like in 20X6?
Chimingly Yours,
The Creepy Stalker Outside Your Window

IM A BELL:{typing} "creepy stalker"? What the?

LIGHTNING GUY: Im a bell must have thought he was the only creepy stalker

NOXIGAR: Creepy stalker of whom?

on the site.

{looks out window, sees kenny blankenship}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, wha-

IM A BELL: WAAH! KENNY! I told you not to do that! {typing} anyway, 20X6? That was C0{pronounced "seety"} years ago! Oh, wait. I guess im

LIGHTNING GUY: a bell

back in the year 2007! In that case, let's go to 20X6 to find out what i look like!

{cut to 20X6, Im a bell and a partly golden stinkoman with no mask and 1-up's hat are talking}

20X6 PERSON: Konnichiwa! Watashi wa Watashi Wa Beru! <'translation: Hello! I am I Am Bell!'>

LIGHTNING GUY: This is This Is Confusing.

IM A BELL: So, your my 20X6 form?

LIGHTNING GUY: Is it your 20X6 form or my 20X6 form?

{im a bell pulls something out of his pocket}

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, so he wasn't just happy to see me.

NOXIGAR: I think I stopped being happy to see you after you made your exposure speech on how you've been pranking us as a persona for a long while, and then afterwards became even more of a douche somehow.

WATASHI WA BERU: Hai! Sore wa nan desu ka? Zanpakuto?!!! <'translation: Yes! What is that? A Zanpakuto?!!!'>

IM A BELL: ZANGETSU!

{Im a bell stabs Watashi Wa Beru with Zangetsu}

LIGHTNING GUY: If I had any idea what was going on,

NOXIGAR: Watashi Wa Beru gets stabbed with a giant-ass sword by Im a bell. That's easy enough to process.

my heaves wouldn't be so dry.

WATASHI WA BERU: OW! That hurt! What? I'm not speaking Japanese Anymore?!!! NOOOO!!

{Watashi Wa Beru gains muscles, claws, and a Bell-shaped helmet}

WATASHI WA BERU: Sugoi Watashi Wa Beru <'Super I am bell'> Mode!

IM A BELL: Woah.

SUGOI WATASHI WA BERU: GOLDEN CHIME DEUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!

{golden energy blasts out of Sugoi Watashi Wa Beru's fist

LIGHTNING GUY: This is the only guy

NOXIGAR: Stinkoman also deuces from his fist.

I know who deuces from his fist.

and into Im a bell. A gong can be heard in the background}

IM A BELL: BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SUGOI WATASHI WA BERU: DOUBLE CHURCHBELL DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

IM A BELL: AW CRAP!

LIGHTNING GUY: You mean deuce.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

{Im a bell teleports out of 20X6, he ends up in 1936}

IM A BELL: Oops! Went too far back.

{a Sir Strong Bad with The Homestar Runner's hat, a bell-shaped bowler hat, "BELLETTO" engraved on his teeth, and no hair or mustache appears}

LIGHTNING GUY: I refuse to waste my time trying to imagine that monstrosity.

NOXIGAR: I refuse to waste my time trying to imagine you imagining anything.

OLD-TIMEY PERSON: Who in the Great Depression are you, you technicolor carpetbagger?

IM A BELL: I am Im a bell,

LIGHTNING GUY: You are Youre still confusing me.

who are you?

OLD-TIMEY PERSON: I am Sir Belletto!

IM A BELL: Oh. Nice to meet you, skinflint!

SIR BELLETTO: Who are you calling a skinflint, you Junk Codger?!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Duck Dodgers.

IM A BELL: Whuh-oh! Voip!

{Im a bell teleports back to his computer room}

IM A BELL:{typing} Okay that's it! Sayonara, You Junk Codgers!

{paper comes down}

Real-World References

• The Intro Im a bell sings is the end tune to Robot Chicken.
• Kenny Blankenship is a character in the show, MXC.

Im a bells Throughout Time

• Sirbelletto.PNG

  Sir Belletto

• Imabell.PNG

  belstrnnmmvnmn

• Stinkobell.PNG

  Watashi Wa Beru

• Suprstinkobell.PNG

  Sugoi Watashi Wa Beru