RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Meeting

Im a bell meets Pter.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Vegerot, Pter, Kyubii, Bubs, Homestruigi Runnario

Places: Im a bell's computer room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Runnario's Pizzeria

Transcript

IM A BELL:{singing} Luuuuunar E-mail runs amuck! Oo-ee-oo!

Meeting

Dear Bell person,
Hey, I'm Pter.
You have a cool email show.
Wanna meet?
From,

Pter and Kyubii

IM A BELL:{typing} Uh... did you just say my show is cool?!!! Hoorays!!!! Okay, I'll surely meet yous twos!

LIGHTNING GUY: These guys obviously aren't right in the head

NOXIGAR: Not your place to judge.

if they're saying your email show is cool,

NAMINE: He acts as if people aren't trying to be flattering or, at-minimum, not-douchebags.

so I wouldn't advise meeting them.

{stops typing} Wow. Thy honorable Pter & Kyubii.

{Vegerot (Im a bell's Gocheata)

LIGHTNING GUY: That helps so much.

comes on screen}

VEGEROT: Hey, Bellstrom! Can I come, too?

IM A BELL: Huh? Of course you can come, Uncle Grandfather!

VEGEROT: Look, if you reference that show one more time,

LIGHTNING GUY: He's referenced a lot of shows. Too many shows.

NOXIGAR: So did you, so did pretty much everyone on this site at one point or another.

I'll kill you.

LIGHTNING GUY: Please. You'll be doing the world a favor.

IM A BELL: What are you, a very annoying hotdog?

LIGHTNING GUY: I don't understand a thing that's going on here.

VEGEROT: My God, what the freaking crap is wrong with you, man? if you don't stop referencing that show, I'll force you to watch a marathon of Barney the Dinosaur episodes!

{Im a bell's eyes open wide, then he vomits, then he starts crying}

LIGHTNING GUY: This is how I go to sleep at night

NOXIGAR: I'm fairly certain your eyes aren't supposed to open when you're going to sleep at night.

knowing I'll come back the next day.

IM A BELL: NO! PLEASE, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

VERGEROT: That's what I thought! Now, come on, let's get going.

IM A BELL: Okay, okay!

{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, Im a bell, Vegerot, Pter, and Kyubii

LIGHTNING GUY: Moderation.

are there}

IM A BELL: Do we have to eat here?

VEGEROT: Yes we do!

LIGHTNING GUY: WE JUST DO

For you're information, I like eating crap!

PTER: Uh oh, it's closed. Sorry, Vegerot.

VEGEROT: I'm gonna kill whoever said that!

LIGHTNING GUY: Vegerot always kills the messenger.

PTER: Uhhh.... IT WAS KYUBII!

KYUBII: Yea-whaaaa?!!!!!! HEY, WAITAMINUTE! PTER! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

{Vegerot attacks Kyubii}

LIGHTNING GUY: Sexually and emotionally.

NOXIGAR: There are times where I wish Lightning Guy was genuinely funny, and intentionally so.

PTER: This is for you saying my computer is pink!

{Bubs comes up}

BUBS: It is pink, you know.

PTER: Shut up, you.

{cut to a pizzeria. Im a bell, Pter, and Kyubii are all at a table. Vegerot is at a seperate table. Homestar with a fake, Italian mustache

LIGHTNING GUY: Italian, fake mustache

NOXIGAR: Well, of course the moustache is fake!

on comes up}

HOMESTAR: Welcome to Runnario's Pizzaria! What will you have?

IM A BELL: Homestar, didn't this place used to be Marshmallow's Last Stand?

LIGHTNING GUY: You tell me. You make up this crap.

Oh, and I'll have a medium pizza with Pepperoni, Meatballs, and Kalamata Olives.

HOMESTAR: Yes, this used to be that marshmallow place. And, my names not Homestar, it's Homestruigi Runnario!

PTER: Uh, it's a good thing this has not been animated, or voiced by TBC. I'd hate to see Matt [Mike?!]

LIGHTNING GUY: You don't even know.

try to say "Homestruigi Runnario" in Homestar's voice.

LIGHTNING GUY: Because you can't,

NOXIGAR: I think it's because "Homestruigi Runnario" is already ridiculous-sounding; if it was made canon by Matt or Mike, things would get even more absurd.

and therefore, no one else can.

Anyway, I'll have the Meatball Sub, and Kyubii will have a small salad.

KYUBII: Seriously, WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!! ONE, I WANT THE CHEKT

LIGHTNING GUY: Which is really the Cheat in barbecue sauce.

NOXIGAR: Strong Bad didn't specify what sauce the Chekt was made with.

WITH A SIDE OF GNOCCI, AND TWO, NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Since when has this show had any kind of standards?

NOXIGAR: A funny thing to ask, considering how the spacing on these riffs is nonexistent.

VEGEROT: Dude! Chill!

KYUBII:{sarcastically} You're one to talk.

VEGEROT: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Someone bout to get whipped.

IM A BELL: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO!!!! Pter, when our food comes, we're outta here.

PTER: Gotcha.

{cut back to the computer room}

IM A BELL:{typing} All in all, it was a horrible day.

LIGHTNING GUY: Too bad you didn't have a handsome bolt of electricity to warn you against it or anything.

Well, I hope that answers your question. {stops typing} At least, I think it did. "What if you, Vegerot, Pter, and Kyubii went out to eat?" was you're question, right? Wait, who sent me today's email?

LIGHTNING GUY: I wish I was as randomly amnesic

NOXIGAR: I always thought memory loss wasn't specific or necessarily-"predictable."

as you.

Real-World References

• "Uncle Grandfather" and "very annoying hotdog" are both references to this show.