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{the Gremlin (car) runs into Homestar making a screeching noise}

THEDENZEL: Ahh! Homestar, are you okay?

HOMESTAR: Oh hey. Just a few broken bones. {stands up} I think I broke my butt-twise-i-mo!

THEDENZEL: That's weird. No one's driving the gremlin but it ran into you somehow.

{The front of the gremlin forms a mouth and the windshield forms angry eyes}

THE GREMLIN: Gah! I am The Gremlin! I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!

HOMESTAR: Wah! The Gremlin's alive! Looks like a job for... {spins around in a circle. When he stops, he is wearing Dangeresque Too glasses} DANGERESQUE TOO!

THEDENZEL: Homestar, I don't think those glasses will do any-

DANGERESQUE TOO: No. I am not Homestar anymore, TheDenzel. My name is Dangeresque Too! And it looks like I'm gonna have to jump! {jumps over The Gremlin}

THEDENZEL: Wait! Stop! I just saw you put on glasses! You are Home-

{suddenly, the gremlin drives off after Dangeresque Too leaving a cload of dust covering TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: ...star. Well, let's-a go see what else we can do. {walks off}

{cut to The Macinsoft PX. TheDenzel walks up and sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Now, I don't think Homestar did that good a job with my question. All he did was fight a car. I should probably get some more help. But from whom?