Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 12

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Will, A Cave Monster, CHASIO, TheStick, Pom Pom, Sterrence88, Patrick, Homeschool Winner (Easter egg)

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Field, The Free Country, USA Caves

Transcript

THEDENZEL: {at his desk} {singing} E to the mail. The to the Denzel. TheDenzel Email!

Subject: Caves

Dear Denzel,
Have you ever made a cave?
If so, what diging tools did you use?
I used a spoon,
ThatPieMan

{When TheDenzel reads, "Dear Denzel" he sighs and says: C'mon people! Can't anyone get it right? He pronounces "diging" as die-jing}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, Piemen. As many people know, I am the person who discovered The Free Country, USA Caves. It was actually, quite easy!

{cut to show TheDenzel, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Will standing in the field talking. TheDenzel's voice is heard over top of them}

THEDENZEL: {off screen} It all started one day when me and my buddies were hanging out at the stick!

WILL: -And that's when I said, "I don't want anything to do with this dang DNA evidence ever again!"

{the rest laugh}

THEDENZEL: {checking his watch} Well, it's gettin' pretty late. I better get home and check some email.

STRONG BAD: Hold on a second, Denzy. It's The Cheat's CheatDay! We still need to play mining games!

HOMESTAR: I'll get the shovels and mining hats! {runs off} {returns after a brief second. Carrying enough shovels and mining helmets for everyone} Okay, I'm back.

THEDENZEL: {grabbing the shovel} Gimme that shovel! {starts to dig}

{suddenly, the small patch of ground around TheDenzel's feet collapses and he falls into the pit.}

THEDENZEL: {echoey. Inside the pit} Ahhhh! {pfft} Ow! Whoa! Cool! There's a whole cave down here! This probably extends all across Free Country, USA! I think I'll call this room... The Main Chamber!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Yah, Is there seriously a cave down there?

THEDENZEL: I'm not kidding! Come see for yourself!

{They move forward and look in}

THEDENZEL: {off screen} And thus began the age of The Free Country, USA Caves. Soon after, things really starting looking up for the caves.

{cut to show Strong Bad, The Cheat and TheDenzel standing in the caves, an old door is in the cave wall}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Mysteries were found!

STRONG BAD: Whoa! It's a door! {he pokes at the door with his shovel}

{cut to show TheDenzel, Chasio, The Stick, Pom Pom and The Cheat being thrown around my a big monster in a dark chamber}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Monsters were fought!

EVERYONE: Ahhhhh!

{cut to show TheDenzel, Patrick and Sterrence88 being sucked into a vortex in a cave chamber.}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} Even other worlds were visited! {offscreen}

{cut back to TheDenzel at his computer}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Who knows what might happen next! {the screen shakes and a rumble is heard.} Uh-oh. That can't be good. Homeschool must be makin' problems again. I got work to do. {slides on miners helmet} See you guys later! {runs off}

{the paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• You can click on "Piemen" at the beggining to view a picture of Pacman made into a pie.
• You can click on "Homeschool" at the end to view a short clip:

{Homeschool Winner pops onto screen from the bottom, covered in dirt and wearing a mining helmet}

HOMESCHOOL: Haha! I guess I'm not rejected anymore! The caves shall be mine! {jumps back down off screen}

{end}

Inside References

• All the scenarios shown are actual occurances from Free Country, USA Caves.