Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 10

Summary

TheDenzel shows his viewers his dream destination

Characters: (In order of Appearance) TheDenzel, Homestar, Will The Ball, Strong Bad

Places: TheDenzel's House, TheDenzelton,

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Check! Your email! Check Check! Your Email!

Subject: Travel

TheDenzel,
If you caold travel anywheres in the world, where
would you go?
Your Blahdy blah,
TheBlah

{He pronounces "caold" as cowled}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Anywhere in the world eh, Blahman? Well, that's pretty easy. I would go to the sunny shores of-

{cut to show Homestar in the same room}

HOMESTAR: You wanna know where I would go?

THEDENZEL: No, not reall-

HOMESTAR: I would go to Antarctica!

THEDENZEL: Antarctica?

HOMESTAR: Yah! She makes the greatest cookies and grows the freshest cabbage you could ever-

THEDENZEL: Wait. AUNT Arctica? Who's she?

HOMESTAR: Uh. My aunt!

THEDENZEL: Whatever. {turns to computer. Starts to type} As I was saying, Blahmister, I'd visit my own country of TheDenzelton! {pronounced The-Denzel-Tin}

{A small island appears. Half forest, half beach. A series of large towers are in the center.}

HOMESTAR: {off screen} Why TheDenzelton? I've never heard of it!

{Cut back to real life}

THEDENZEL: Uh. I made it up.

HOMESTAR: Oooooh!

THEDENZEL: Okay then. {calls to left side of screen} C'mon, Will! {Will rolls in} We're going on a trip!

WILL: Where to?

THEDENZEL: TO THE DENZELTON!!!

{Fade to an airplane. Zoom in to show TheDenzel in one window, and Will in the other. Cut to show the plane flying into the TheDenzelon Airport. Cut again to show TheDenzel and Will on the beach. Will is building a sand castle. TheDenzel is lying on a beach towel, in swim trunks and sunglasses.}

THEDENZEL: Ah! This is the life, huh, Will?

WILL: Sure is!

{Strong Bad walks up}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! You sure made a better country than me!

THEDENZEL: That's just 'cause I have a better imagination!

STRONG BAD: {angrilly} Why you little! {charges toward TheDenzel}

{TheDenzel claps his hands and two big bodyguards appear out of nowhere. They pummel Strong Bad and carry him away. A third bodyguard walks in carrying the SuperDen}

GUARD: Your SuperDen, sir.

THEDENZEL: {taking it} Ah! Thank you! {Turns it on}

{Cut to show TheDenzel typing on the SuperDen}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, there ya have it, Mr. Blah. My dream destination! My perfect paradise! My gorgeous getaway! My terrific travel spot! My-

WILL: Okay. I think they get it, boss.

THEDENZEL: Yah. I think they do.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the end you can click on getaway to view a short clip:

{Homestar is skipping through a forest}

HOMESTAR: Oh boy! I can small Aunt Arctica's fresh cookies and cabbage now!