Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 13

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Homestar, Strong Devon, Strong Bad, Homestar Tiger, Patrick, Iori Yugami, KickCheat, Digimaster, Shwoo, Homsar44withpie, The Joe, Homsardude1, Markie, Burnbox, Bluebry Muffin, Announcer, Bubs

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Interview Room,

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Here we go with another email!

{the SuperDen makes a dinging noise}

13TH EMAIL!

OH NOES!

It's the 13th email!

The Unlucky One!

THEDENZEL: Oh whatever! I'm not superstitious! On with the email!

subject: interviews

Dear ZaDenzel,
I've noticed that you do interviews. How and when did you get the idea to do interviews, and what general format do you use?
Hoping you don't get another virus,
TheStick

{After "ZaDenzel" TheDenzel says, "Yay! It's-a Ze Accent!"}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Oh! TheStick! I didn't no it could send email!

{Homestar walks in}

HOMESTAR: Oh yeah! You'd be surprised what that guy can do!

THEDENZEL: Cool! {typing} So, you wanna know 'bout my interviews, huh. Well okay. I first discovered my love for interviewing in my previous work for The Awesome Times! I decided to interview Strong Devon for one of my pieces!

{cut to show TheDenzel and Strong Devon sitting in the interview room}

STRONG DEVON: Thanks for havin' me, Jay!

THEDENZEL: What?

{cut back to computer}

THEDENZEL: And I realized that doing interviews was a lot of fun. Hence, TheDenzel's Interview Show was born!

{Strong Bad jumps in}

STRONG BAD: Hey! I'm the only interviewer around here! My Strong Bad Type Interview Progrum is way better than your crap show!

THEDENZEL: Oh yeah? We'll see about that! {turns back toward computer} {typing} I've interviewed Homestar Tiger, {throws a picture of TheDenzel and Homestar Tiger onto the screen. Above TheDenzel's head in a speech bubble, it reads: "Brody?". The picture (and all pictures to follow) stick to the screen} Patrick, {This in an image of TheDenzel and Patrick in the interview room with Iori Yugami above peering up from the desk} KickCheat, {KickCheat looks digruntled with TheDenzel} Digimaster, {above Digimaster's head in a speech bubble, it reads: "don't play Mario"} Shwoo, {TheDenzel's speech bubble reads, "Zed?"} Homsar44withpie, {both TheDenzel's and Homsar44withpie's speech bubbles have Coach Z's butt in them} The Joe, {The Joe's speech bubbled reads, "Ham!"} Homsardude1, {Bobobo Bobobo is standing on the table watching the interview between TheDenzel and Homsardude1} Markie&Burnbox, {TheDenzel is interviewing both Markie and Burnbox, who are busy fighting} and Bluebry Muffin! {TheDenzel is sitting in the corner with Bluebry Muffin at the desk} {turns toward Strong Bad} How many people have you interviewed?

STRONG BAD: Who cares, mine are still better!

THEDENZEL: I doubt that!

STRONG BAD:Alright then! I challenge you to an INTERVIEW OFF!

THEDENZEL: You're going down!

{cut to a white screen. Dramatic music plays in the backround. The words, "INTERVIEW OFF" flash onto the screen}

ANNOUNCER: {quietly. Whatever he says appears on screen below the title} Today's interview will be with Bubs from Bubs' Concession Stand. Each contestant must get Bubs to tell the origin of his super powers. Neither of them know the challenge! And.... GO!

{cut to TheDenzel in the interview room with Bubs}

THEDENZEL: Welcome to the show, Bubs.

{cut to Strong Bad in a different interview with Bubs}

STRONG BAD: Alright let's get down to business.

{back to TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: When did you first open up your concession stand?

BUBS: Um... I don't quite remember.

THEDENZEL: That's okay, take your time.

{back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Don't um me! We gotta keep this thing moving!

BUBS: Oh! It was back in my teenage years! I was trying to earn some money to impress the lady types!

{TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: Wow! Did you have a lot of lady friends back then?

{Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Ha! You'll never impress the ladies that way! You have to serinate them!

BUBS: And you need money to pay for it!

{TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: I guess I never thought of it that way! What about that time you grew into a giant monster? What was that like?

BUBS: Oh. It was cool. Everyone else looked like little bugs!

{Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: I would-a fried 'em with a magnifying glass!

BUBS: Hmm. You're right. That would-a been fun.

{TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: Well, that wasn't the only time you've done something incredible. I heard you could fly, with your super powers! How'd you get those?

BUBS: Well, let's just say I ate some bad chicken wings!

{a bell rings. Confetti falls from the ceiling}

ANNOUNCER: THEDENZEL IS OUR WINNER!

THEDENZEL: Horray! I won!

BUBS: Good job. {shakes his hand}

STRONG BAD: {walking in} Aww man! Maybe you are the better interviewer.

THEDENZEL: Betta believe it! {walks out}

{cut to TheDenzel's computer. TheDenzel sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, there you have it, Sticklyman. My interviews. And for the format, I just ask questions. That's it. See all you guys later! I gotta go finish my interview with Homestar. {walks off}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Yah, it's about time you finished that thing! Best not to get baleeted!

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• You can click on "finish" at the end to view a short clip:

{A ladder falls onto the desk. A black cat walks through it. A mirror falls behind the cat and shatters. The computer dings.}

Outta Luck!

Uh-oh! It seems this computer is outta luck!
Don't say we didn't warn you!

Inside References

• All the events on the interview picture are mocks of what really happened, although close to how it actually happened.

Outsie References

• The number 13 is commonly thought to be unlucky, hence the easter egg.