Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 17

File:TeenageTheDenzel.png

TheDenzel as a teenager!

Summary

Characters: (In order of appearence) TheDenzel, Teenage TheDenzel, Teenage Homestar, Teenage Strong Bad, Teenage Marzipan, Teenage Strong Mad, Teenage Strong Sad, Teenage Pom Pom, Younger Poopsmith, Teenage Homsar, Younger Coach Z, Younger Bubs, Younger King of Town,

Places: TheDenzel's House, High School

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Whoa! Email!

Subject:Worst Year

Dear TheDenzel,
Which year was the worst year of your life?
Censored-ly,
Einoo

THEDENZEL: {typing} The worst year of my life? You mean the one that I swore I'd never EVER have a flashback to? Grr. I guess I have to show you know. The worst year of my life so far would have to be my freshman year at Free Country, USA High.

{cut to the hallways of the highschool. Teenage TheDenzel is walking slowly down the hall, carrying a few books. The bottom book is labeled, "The one class". Teenage Homestar is shutting his locker}

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Hey, Homestar.

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Oh hey, Denzy.

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} You see, I was only a freshman. Everyone else that's still around today were either faculty or... sophomores.

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: {walking up} Hey, TheDenzel. Do you know what today is?

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Erm... Sloppy Joe day?

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Well... yes. And it's Freshman Friday!

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Oh... well then. {runs off}

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Aww! What the crap. {to Homestar} What do you want, Stripe-ed pants man?

TEENAGE HOMESTAR: Hey, Strong Bad.

{Cut to TheDenzel running down a hallway. Behind him, Teenage Marzipan, Teenage Strong Mad, Teenage Strong Sad and Teenage Pom Pom can be spotted in the backround}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} You see. I was like... the only freshman. And a lot of people wanted to bully me. Especially Strong Bad!

{Cut to TheDenzel sitting at his desk in present day}

THEDENZEL: Wait a second! That may have contributed to our rivalry! Gah! How could I have missed that? Aw well. Back to the flashback!

{Back to the flashback, TheDenzel runs up to Younger The Poopsmith, who is dressed up as a janitor.}

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Whoa! Can you believe this! First friday of the year, and I'm already being bullied.

YOUNGER POOSMITH: {shrugs}

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: I just hope I don't get shoved in a locker!

{Behind Teenage TheDenzel, a locker burst open. Teenage Homsar is shoved inside}

TEENAGE HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! {continues}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen. With Homsar still "DaAaA"ing} And to make matters even worse, there was gym class!

{cut to the gymnasium. Younger Coach Z is standing under a rope with Teenage TheDenzel trying to climb up it}

YOUNGER COACH Z: C'mon, Denzy! I knows you can do it!

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Can't... do it. Need to... stop!

{Teenage TheDenzel falls off the rope onto teenage Strong Sad who is just walking in}

TEENAGE STRONG SAD: {falling over} Ooomph!

YOUNGER COACH Z: Now look what you did! You fell on top of ol' Strong Sad! Aporlagize!

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: {getting up} I'm sorry, Strong Sad.

TEENAGE STRONG SAD: Oh. It's okay. At least you weren't Strong Ma-

{Teenage Strong Mad jumps in and pummles teenage Strong Sad. Teenage TheDenzel runs off. Cut back to present day at TheDenzel's computer}

THEDENZEL: {typing} And then, came lunch time.

{cut to the cafeteria at the highschool. Teenage TheDenzel is in line for food. He comes up to the register where Younger Bubs is collecting money from Teenage Marzipan}

YOUNGER BUBS: There ya go, Marzipan.

TEENAGE MARZIPAN: Thanks Mr. Bubs!

YOUNGER BUBS: {to Teenage TheDenzel} Having a good Friday, TheDenzel?

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: {handing over money} Not really.

YOUNGER BUBS: Well too bad! You gotta live with it!

{Cut to a table where Teenage Strong Bad, Teenage Strong Mad, and Teenage Pom Pom are sitting}

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: And then I was all like, "Do you know what today is?" And he was like {in a high pitched voice} "Erm... Sloppy Joe day?"

{the rest of the table laughs as Teenage TheDenzel approaches carrying his tray}

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: Well. Look who it is. Mr. Sloppy Joe!

{the table laughs}

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Stop making fun of me or I'll... I'll

TEENAGE STRONG BAD: What? You'll throw that sloppy joe at my- {Teenage TheDenzel chucks his sloppy joe at Teenage Strong Bad's face. It splatters on his head}

YOUNGER KING OF TOWN: Mr. TheDenzel! Did you just throw your sloppy joe at Mr. Bad over here!

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: Principal Of Town! I really didn't mean- I mean that he was picking on- and then I didn't- I mean-

YOUNGER KING OF TOWN: Come with me, TheDenzel!

{Teenage TheDenzel follows Younger King Of Town out of the cafeteria. The table laughs}

THEDENZEL: {offscreen} And thus, I spent most of my freshman year in the principal's office. {cut to present day} {typing} So I guess you can see why I hated that year so much. The following years were much better, though. There's not a Sophomore Friday! Great, now I feel all sad again. Thanks for making me have a flashback to my hated years, Emu. {sighs} Oh well.

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the end you can click on "Flashback" to view a short clip:

{Teenage Homsar and Teenage TheDenzel are smashed into the same locker}

TEENAGE HOMSAR: I guess I'll spend this abode as yours and mine!

TEENAGE THEDENZEL: What?

TEENAGE HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!