Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 18

File:Macinsoft px.png

The Macinsoft PX!

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Homestar, Bubs, Ze Veat, Will, Strong Bad

Places: TheDenzel's House, Bubs' Concession Stand, Bubs' Concession Stand Basement

Transcript

THEDENZEL: {singing} Me... you... and email!

ayvhwxr/l cueya

/swE /RGW/SWBwkm'RGUA YA CUEYA WNUK/11111111

THEDENZEL: {typing} What the? Could it be? Wait no-

AHH VIRUS!

The system has been infected with
the Ayvhwxr/1 Cueya virus! UH-OH!
Explosion in --5--

{The system counts down as TheDenzel reads over the words. When it reaches 0 the SuperDen explodes. TheDenzel is flung onto the floor}

THEDENZEL: Ahh! SuperDen! Nooooo!

HOMESTAR: {walking in} Oh hey, TheDenze- WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE WIZ HAPPENED HERE?

THEDENZEL: My computer exploded!

HOMESTAR: What're you gonna do now?

THEDENZEL: {getting up} I guess I have to go get another computer!

HOMESTAR: At least it didn't mess up everything like last time!

THEDENZEL: Yah. I guess so!

HOMESTAR: To Bubs'!

{The screen fades to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is behind the counter. Homestar and TheDenzel walk up}

BUBS: Hey guys. What can I do ya for?

HOMESTAR: Denzy here's computer exploded. We need to find him a new one.

THEDENZEL: Any suggestions?

BUBS: Well. I think I got some computers down in the basement. Come around back and I'll let you in!

{Pan to the back of the stand. TheDenzel and Homestar walk around. Bubs opens the back door. The two walk inside. Cut to the basement. The three walk down the stairs. Around the room, many computers are sitting around, some old some new}

BUBS: Well. Here we are!

HOMESTAR: Coool!

THEDENZEL: I just need something that'll stay for more than twenty emails.

BUBS: Well I just got this one in yesterday. {picks up PDA off the floor}

HOMESTAR: Bubs. He doesn't need a calculator. He needs a computer. Com-pue-ter!

THEDENZEL: I wasn't really looking for a handheld compy, Bubs.

BUBS: Well, how's this? {walks over to a cardboard box}

THEDENZEL: Bubs? You do know that's a box? Don't you?

BUBS: Well, it's not my fault your so picky!

THEDENZEL: Bubs I just need a simple computer that- {looks behind Bubs} What is that thing?

BUBS: Oh. That's just the Macinsoft PX!

{cut to show a big screen computer with the keyboard jutting out of the monitor. It glows}

THEDENZEL: Wow! That is the best computer I've ever seen!

HOMESTAR: Macinsoft PX? That sounds familiar... hmmm...

THEDENZEL: How much for it?

BUBS: Ten thousand dollars.

THEDENZEL: What? I don't have that kind of money! How on earth am I supposed to- nevermind.

HOMESTAR: What?

THEDENZEL: Oh nothing.

BUBS: What were you gonna say?

THEDENZEL: I gotta get home. Bye guys! {walks out}

HOMESTAR: What was that about?

{cut to TheDenzel's house. Ze Veat is standing there}

THEDENZEL: Hey, Ze Veat. I gotta ask you something. There's this one computer that I really want and-

ZE VEAT: I already got eat for you.

THEDENZEL: What?

ZE VEAT: Look!

{pan to show The Macinsoft PX sitting in the same spot where the SuperDen used to be. The desk is gone}

THEDENZEL: What the? How did you- how the-? Oh! I am so glad I chose you as my pet.

{The Macinsoft PX powers up}

Subject:Main Screen

>Welcome, TheDenzel!

THEDENZEL: Wow! It even knows my name already!

{Will rolls in and looks up at the computer}

WILL: What's that?

ZE VEAT: Eat is ZeDenzel's new computer!

WILL: Why? What happened to The SuperDen?

ZE VEAT: Eat exploded!

THEDENZEL: Now let's get to email checkin! {walks over to the keyboard} Okay. Let's go!

Subject:Anti-Pesto virus control

Dear TheDenzel,
I am a member for Anti-Pesto virus control.
How might we be of assistance?
--Homestar tiger

THEDENZEL: {typing} Wow! You're a little... late there, Tiger. I got a new computer. But I will download your virus protecter! {hits enter}

Subject:ANTI-PESTO VIRUS CONTROL DOWNLOAD

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THEDENZEL: Okay. I kinda like this new computer!

{a virtual the paper appears on the screen}

THEDENZEL: Whoa! I got a new The Paper!

STRONG BAD: {popping in from left screen} My new the paper's still better!

THEDENZEL: Whatever, Strong Bad. Whatever.

{Strong Bad frowns and leaves}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on the % sign to view an ASCII butt on the screen.