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Summary

TheDenzel explains his ideas on his own comic strip.

Characters (In Order Of Appearance): Narrator, Bubs, TheDenzel,Will The Ball, StrongBad, Homestar, Vert, Homsar (easter egg)

Places: TheDenzel's House, TheDenzel's Secret Skyscraper HQ,

Transcript

{A black screen appears with the words PREVIOUSLY ON THEDENZEL-MAIL!!}

NARRATOR: Previously on TheDenzel-Mail!

{cut to show The Packy 8000 reading the email from Virus}

NARRATOR: An unexpected virus! Who could've done such a thing? But, we all know. It was BADSTAR! {dun dun dun music}

{cut to show a picture of Badstar's userpage openened on the HR Fanstuff Wiki}

NARRATOR: Yes! But TheDenzel would soon handle this!

{shows TheDenzel talking to Bubs at the stick. They can't be heard. Bubs raises his gun and shoots at the unseen Packy 8000. Cuts to show The Packy 8000, destroyed.}

NARRATOR: Now! We return you to TheDenzel-Mail!

{TheDenzel moves in and sits down at the desk}

THEDENZEL: Ahh! Glad that virus is gone! Now we just gotta {shoves the broken Packy of the desk} get this off the desk and replace it with {brings the SuperDen onto the desk} The SuperDen!

{the SuperDen powers up.}

THEDENZEL: Much better! Now let'sa checka some emails!

THEDENZEL: {typing} Sorry, Badstar. The virus is kind of already gone. And you'll never get my email show. EVER! Okay moving on! {brings up new email}

{TheDenzel shouts "the" in between Dear and Denzel. He pronounces shoud as "showd" and Pter as "pitter".}

THEDENZEL: C'mon man! I'm THEDenzel! THE! How would you feel if called you Ter! {typing} Anyway, good idea, Ter! I showd get my own comic! And it wouldn't be one of those cool newspaper comics, like the one the King Of Town had. It would be one of those super cool super hero comics. You know. The ones that really don't have a plot but always have sweet action frames and characters! It would be called...

{A white backround appears. Over it, text in red letters reads: THE ADVENTURES OF THEDENZEL MAN!. The "the" in the title is green, to show that it's there.}

THEDENZEL: {unseen} The Adventures of TheDenzel Man! Of course it would feature me. {a very well drawn muscular version of TheDenzel appears. He is wearing a red cape.} My side kick would be that little green ball named Will! {a well drawn version of Will The Ball appears} And we'd have awesome adventures!

{a comic moves on screen. The first panel shows a comic book style, futuristic tower. A small yellow box in the top left corner reads TheDenzel's Secret Skyscraper HQ}

THEDENZEL: Like, I'd live in my own secret tower in the middle of nowhere. Covered with guards and lasers.

{the comic strips moves to show the second panel. It shows the comic book style TheDenzel and Will rushing toward a phone that is jumping off the reciever.}

THEDENZEL: We'd always be gettin' calls from the governor or president about importanrt missions that we had to take care of! And sometimes it would be Homestar and StrongBad that called us!

{the comic strip reviels the third panel. It has Homestar and StrongBad (in comic book form) talking on the phone. StrongBad's speech bubble reads: We need you to stop the evil Vert from taking over the world!}

THEDENZEL: And we'd always do what they told us to, even if it meant breaking the law!

{the comic strip shoots down to the bottom panel to show a comic book picture of TheDenzel punching Vert in the face. In the backround, police officers can be seen tied up to a chair. Will is hopping up and down happily. The scene cuts back to TheDenzel's house.}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, there ya have it, Ter! My own comic strip! You'll probably be able to find it at any comic book store, or convinient store, or Bubs' Concession stand. As for me, I'm off to the stick. Catchya later! {walks off}

{the paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, you can click on stick to view the following clip:

{Homsar is upside down as he was in his character speech. He is holding a copy of TheDenzel Man. It has the same cover.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaAa! This sure is a lovely potatoe salad and macerooooons!

Fun Facts

  • This is the first appearance of Will The Ball and Vert in any email.
  • This is the first time since the first email that Cabbage has not been mentioned.