Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 19

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Homestar, Pom Pom, Ze Veat,Will, Coach Z, Bubs

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Office, Super-Dee-Duper Inc.

Transcript

'THEDENZEL: {singing} Awesome computer means awesome emails!

subject: viruses

Dear ZaDenzel,
I'm sorry I sent that virus to you. I just was typing a message, and I accedently pressed the key to the right of what I was typing. I didn't know it was a secret code for a virus email. /u;n aieet, /ig xeOM /U SUS UR fUB/`'/DEINM /RGW/ARUXJ

{TheDenzel reads "/u;n aieet, /ig xeOM /U SUS UR fUB/`'/DEINM /RGW/ARUXJ" as "Slash-you-colon thing-en space ayeeat- ah just forget it!}

THEDENZEL: Oh! So you sent the virus! Aieet, {pronounced I-yeat} prepare to be sued!

{cut to show Strong Sad standing beside TheDenzel.}

STRONG SAD: I'm on it!

THEDENZEL: Okay! You go do that! {turns to computer} Okay, next email.

Subject: a career

Dear TheDenzel,
You think you should get a real
career? My brother and I have
ours. You know Anti-Pesto?

Zooming off,
Homestar cheetah (HST's bro)

THEDENZEL: {typing} Oh. It's-a one of those Anti-Pesto guys! You guys've been keepin' me virus free for over... one email now. Nice going! So, a real career huh? What? Video game player isn't real enough for you. Well you're wrong! I love that job!

{cut to show Strong Bad standing beside TheDenzel}

STRONG BAD: TheDenzel?

THEDENZEL: Yah, Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD: You're fired.

THEDENZEL: Crap.

STRONG BAD: Bye.

THEDENZEL: {typing} So. Maybe I do need a real career. One where I'm boss and no backstabbing rival will fire me! I'll start my own company! With an office and everything! Nothin' like that boring office down the road.

{cut to the office. Homestar is standing at the water cooler with Strong Bad}

HOMESTAR: And then the cabbage got all moldy and gross.

STRONG BAD: How did I end up talkin' to you in the first place?

HOMESTAR: I dun know.

STRONG BAD: Well. I surely don't wanna get back to work.

POM POM: {walking in} {bubbling noises}

HOMESTAR: Ahh! Pom Pom! I mean. Mr. The Big Cheese! I was just making sure that Strong Bad was getting back to work!

STRONG BAD: Chicka-wah?

HOMESTAR: Yah! You heard me! Get back to work!

STRONG BAD: Why you little-

POM POM: {Angry bubbling noises}

{Homestar and Strong Bad run off. Pom Pom goes off the other way. Suddenly, Ze Veat pops up behind the water cooler.}

ZE VEAT: Oho! Ze coast ease clear!

{Cut to TheDenzel Basement. On a wall, a sign written in red marker reads, "TheDenzel's Basement Inc." TheDenzel is standing beneath it. Ze Veat comes in, carrying the water cooler. He sets it down beside TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: Woah! Nice going, Ze Veat! Now that we have a water cooler, we can finally be a real company!

WILL: {rolling in} Um. Sir. You have a man here waiting to be interviewed.

THEDENZEL: Awesome! Send him to my office!

{Cut to TheDenzel sitting in a cubicle with a desk in the center. Coach Z walks in and sits down. He is wearing a curved tie like Dilbert}

THEDENZEL: Ah! Thanks you for being here today, Coach Z.

COACH Z: Oh yah. I gort fired from my last jorb.

THEDENZEL: Okay. First off, why do you wanna work here?

COACH Z: Well, what do you do here?

THEDENZEL: Excuse me?

COACH Z: What is this company for?

THEDENZEL: Um. {pushes a button on a machine on the desk and holds it down} Will? {takes finger off button}

WILL: {crackly} Yes, sir?

THEDENZEL: {holds down button} What is this company for?

{pauses}

WILL: {crackly} I don't know.

THEDENZEL: How is that possible?

WILL: I don't know! You just started the company a few minutes ago. All we know is that it is in your basement!

THEDENZEL: Oh. {to Coach Z} You wanna be a janitor?

COACH Z: Sure, I guess.

THEDENZEL: Good. You're hired! {Coach Z leaves} I gotta get back to my email. {leaves}

{Cut to The Macinsoft PX. TheDenzel walks up and sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Well, there ya have it, my new career. Now if only I knew what to make the company about. We could be an email checkin' company! Yes! Oh wait, I already did that. But now I'm payed to do it! Yesssss!

{cut to show Will besides TheDenzel}

WILL: But how are you gonna make money?

THEDENZEL: What?

WILL: You don't just get money. You gotta like charge your emailers or something!

THEDENZEL: Well I don't wanna do that!

WILL: Then you won't get any money.

THEDENZEL: Crap.

{The virtual the paper appears on the computer screen}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on Will to view a checklist:

{The title reads: "THINGS NEEDED TO HAVE A BUSINESS:". The first box reads: "A water cooler" and is checked off. The second box reads, "Money". "Crap" is written across it in red marker}