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Summary

The Packy 8000 gets a virus, and it's up to TheDenzel to solve the riddle and stop it!

Characters: TheDenzel, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Mad, Strong Bad

Places: TheDenzel's House, The Stick

Date: February 27, 2007

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Mmmm. Nothin' beats the smell of a new email!

THEDENZEL: {typing} WHAT? No way, man! You're not takin' this computer down!

{the scenes zooms out to show that Bubs is in the room. He is holding a shot gun.}

BUBS: I'm way ahead of you! {aims gun}

THEDENZEL: Wait! No! Stop that! YOU are not taking the computer down either!

BUBS: Aww man. {walks off}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Silly, Virus Sender. You can't mess up my grand computer! The Packy 8000 comes standard with a premium virus blocker! And-

{A pop-up appears on the computer screen. It reads, THE PREMIUM VIRUS BLOCKER HAS BEEN DISABLED. (I'd find out who sent it if I were you)}

THEDENZEL: What?? That's impossible!

{as he speaks, his head begins to stretch out}

THEDENZEL: AHH! The virus has already begin its attack! No! Maybe I should figure out that riddle. What was it again?

{He clicks and pulls it up on screen. The words are tilted and offset on the screen, partly going off.}

THEDENZEL: {reading} Capatilize. fight. Strong Mad wants to play the game? {stops reading} That's it! If I play with Strong Mad, the virus will dissapear! {runs off}

{he appears outside. The hills in the backround are slowly rotating and Homestar's head is shrunken down and placed on top of the stick.}

THEDENZEL: AHH! Homestar's severed shrunken head!

HOMESTAR: Oh hey, Denny!

THEDENZEL: Oh, you're alive... Listen, Homestar. Have you seen Strong Mad?

HOMESTAR: {his voice becomes robotic sounding} Cabbage. Cabbage. Cabbage.

THEDENZEL: Oh! You're no help at all!

{he runs off to Strong Bad's house. Strong Mad is standing outside. His eyes are slowly moving downward}

STRONG MAD: VIRUS! VIRUS!

THEDENZEL: Listen, Strong Mad! I need to play with you!

STRONG MAD: NO PLAY! NO PLAY! {raises fist}

THEDENZEL: WAIT! NO!

{Strong Mad grunts and punches TheDenzel. He flings offscreen and hits a wall. Shows him stuck in Bubs' Concession Stand}

THEDENZEL: Oooh! My head! My poor aching.... hey! Wait a minute! CAPITALIZE! FIGHT! STRONG MAD WANTS TO PLAY THE GAME! THAT'S IT!

{Strong Bad walks in}

STRONG BAD: What's it? {His arms begin to drift away}

THEDENZEL:I know who sent the virus! BADSTAR! {Looks up toward the sky!} You hear that Badstar? I know it was you! Now turn off the virus!

{Strong Bad looks up too. Nothing happens. Bubs' Concession Stand begins to fade away.}

THEDENZEL: Umm. Badstar? Can you turn it off now?

{The paper comes down reading: TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!}