Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 4

Summary

Who would win in a fight? Homestar or Strong Sad?

Characters (In Order Of Appearance): TheDenzel, Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, Homsar (Easter Egg), Strong Bad (Easter Egg)

Places: TheDenzel's house, The Arena

Date: February 11, 2007

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Ahh, another email. Why couldn't it be a "Wii" mail? That'd be nice.

dear the denzel,

who do you think would win in a fight?
homestar or strong sad?
sincerley,
badstar.

p.s. will you be my freind?

{TheDenzel pronounces "freind" as freend.}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Your freend? What's a freend? Is that like some sort of creature that doesn't know how to use caps lock? I mean really, man, don't use all undercase. Anyway, to answer your question, Badstar, it's pretty obvious who would win in a fight. But just to be sure, it's time for wrestling match! To the arena!

{TheDenzel runs off and the scene cuts to outside the arena, then inside. On the center platform, Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z and TheDenzel are standing. The platform is surrounded by screaming fans, which are only black figures. TheDenzel walks to the center microphone suspended from the ceiling.}

THEDENZEL: In this corner, weighing at aproximately 85 pounds, HOMESTAR RUNNER! {cheers from the crowd} In this corner, weighing in at a total weight of an astonishing 307 pounds, STRONG SAD! {boos from the crowd} Coach Z, would you do the honors?

{Coach Z walks over to the mic.}

COACH Z: LORT'S GET RORDY TO RORMBLE! {cheers from the crowd}

{a bell sounds}

HOMESTAR: You're going down, grey man!

STRONG SAD: What am I even doing here?

{Homestar speeds toward Strong Sad and leaps in the air. Strong Sad steps aside and Homestar crashes to the floor. He stands up}

HOMESTAR: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?

{Homestar kicks Strong Sad in the side several times. Strong Sad makes small "in pain" noises. The scene cuts to Strong Mad sitting next to Bubs.}

BUBS: I'm puttin' my money on Homestar!

STRONG MAD: I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!

BUBS: What?

STRONG MAD: I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!

BUBS: Oh, right.

{Cuts back to the match}

STRONG SAD: Stop kicking me! {Homestar keeps kicking} Don't make me... {kick} use my... {kick} secret weapon!

HOMESTAR: Just face it, you'll never beat me!

{Strong sad pulls out a cup of coffee from behind him. He quickly drinks it. The scene cuts to Coach Z and TheDenzel sitting at a table.}

COACH Z: Oh my gorsh!

THEDENZEL: It appears that Strong Sad has just given himself loads of caffeine! I don't see this ending well.

COACH Z: Me either!

{back to the match. Strong Sad's face begins to twitch, and eventually turns crazy. He begins to slap Homestar.}

STRONG SAD: Oh, who's the wimp now huh? Huh? HUH? HUH? HUH? Who can't beat who? HUH? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell tell tell me!

HOMESTAR: Oof! Ow! I'm feelin' kinda funny... {falls over}

{Strong Sad puts his foot on top of Homestar. Coach Z rushes on.}

COACH Z: 3... 2...

{TheDenzel flings into the air and knocks out Strong Sad.}

THEDENZEL: One! I'm the winner! I won!

COACH Z: TheDenzorl is the wornner! {Major cheers from the audience}

STRONG SAD: {no longer crazy} Wait... what?

THEDENZEL: Just go back to sleep.

{Cuts back to TheDenzel's desk. TheDenzel sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} So there ya go, Badstar. If Homestar and Strong Sad were to fight, I'd win. Okay. Keep on workin' on that caps lock, Badstar. And, there's my email. Now, I gotta go. There's an afterparty over at the stick. Bye. {walks off}

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the begining, you can click on creature to view a picture of a monster standing in front of a computer with a text box reading, "How capitalize?".

• At the end, click on afterparty will play the following clip,

{Strong Bad is standing next to Homsar at the stick.}

STRONG BAD: Where is everybody? It's time to get this party started!

HOMSAR: Ahahahahaha! I follow a good cabbage in the western east.

STRONG BAD: I never invited you!