Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 15

Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs

Places: TheDenzel's house, The Track, The Field

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Ew! I think I stepped in... email.

subject: rivalry

Dear TheDenzel,
I've noticed that you seem to have something against Strong Bad, and Strong Bad has something against you. If there is a rivalry, when did it start?

TheStick

THEDENZEL: {typing} TheStick? How on earth are you typing all these emails? You're just a stick! {sighs} Oh well. On with the show. Soooo, a rivalry. Yah, I guess me and ol' Strong Bad got something like that. And, you're just in time! We're about to have a big race because of our growing rivalry! What fun! Let's head down to the track and see what's going on. {gets up}

{Cut to The Race Track. Two cars are sitting on the track. One is a flashitized dark red 1953 Packard Clipper 2601 with a thick yellow stripe down the middle and an orange lightning bolt. The second car resembles "The Fast" from caffeine. Coach Z is standing between the two cars. Homestar, Strong Mad and Bubs are off on the side watching.}

COACH Z: Okay, here are the rorles. No dying, no crying, and no... flying. *Each rorcer is to complete the trorck twice. Whoever does it the forstest wins!**

{At the *, cut to show Strong Bad in The Fast glaring over at TheDenzel in the Packard Clipper. TheDenzel glares back. At **, cut back to Coach Z.}

COACH Z: Now. On your mork. Get sort! GOR!

{the cars speed off around Coach Z. The wind knocks him over. Cut to show the two cars making a left turn. Strong Bad rams into TheDenzel, who is then knocked off the road for a few seconds, slowing him down. Strong Bad laughs and drives ahead}

THEDENZEL: Not today you don't! {drives faster}

{Cut to show an ariel view of the track. TheDenzel is slowly coming closer and closer to Strong Bad. Cut to Homestar, Strong Mad, and Bubs.}

HOMESTAR: Look! They're making a left turn! Look! They're making another left turn!

{Cut back to the racers, finishing up their first lap}

STRONG BAD: You'll never catch up to me! This car was made for speed.

THEDENZEL: Just watch! {to himself} I gotta beat this guy! He'll make me forever if I don't! Time to go to... lightning speed!

{TheDenzel reaches down and flicks open a small glass box. Inside is a red button with a lightning bolt on it. He presses it down, and the car starts to buzz}

CAR VOICE: {robotic} NOW SWITCHING TO LIGHTING SPEED.

THEDENZEL: Here we go!

{The lightning bolt on the car glows brighter and brighter as the car comes to a complete stop. Cut back to the spectators}

BUBS: C'mon! C'mon! Why won't his car start!

STRONG MAD: Go Strong Bad! GO STRONG BAD!

HOMESTAR: {dressed up as Homestar Bunmaker} Buns here! Get your tiny breads here! Get 'em while they're hot!

BUBS: Homestar pay attention to the race!

HOMESTAR: Oh, sorry.

{back to TheDenzel}

CAR VOICE: FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO...

{The screen changes to spectator view. It is silent. Suddenly, TheDenzel's car shoots off down the track in a flash of light, quickly passing Strong Bad's car. Cut to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: {as a flash passes by his window} What the crap?

{Cut to TheDenzel. Everything is bright outside the window, barely visible. TheDenzel is being pressed against the seat}

THEDENZEL: Going... too... fast... Need... to slow.... down! {presses button again}

{Cut to right at the finish line. TheDenzel's car stops right on the line.}

BUBS: Whoa!

HOMESTAR: Hooray!

{Strong Bad pulls up besides TheDenzel and steps out}

STRONG BAD: {angrilly} I declare a rematch! You cheated!

COACH Z: Not quite, Strorng Bad! All I said was no dying, no crying and no flying! He jorst drove really forst!

STRONG BAD: Still! That was an unfair advantage!

HOMESTAR: Well why don't you ask what TheDenzel thinks!

STRONG BAD: Fine! I will. {walks up to the Packard Clipper} TheDenzel! That was unfair and you know it! {pause. No response} TheDenzel? Answer me! THEDENZEL????

{Cut to inside TheDenzel's car. He is smushed against the seat with his arms stretched out and tightly grasping onto the stearing wheel. His mouth is wide open and stretched out. Strong Bad looks into the window}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! He's all flat!

HOMESTAR: You okay?

THEDENZEL: {barely understandable. His mouth doesn't move much when he speacks} I on ar an skar!

COACH Z: Wort?

THEDENZEL: {a little more understandable} I on fffair and skare!

STRONG BAD: I can't understand what you're freakin' saying!

THEDENZEL: {fully understandable} I won fair a square!

HOMESTAR: Oooooh!

THEDENZEL: Bubs! Will you bring me my computer please? I can't seem to get outta my car.

BUBS: Sure thing. {walks off. Returns carrying the SuperDen}

THEDENZEL: Thanks. {takes it and sets it on his lap. Cut to normal view of computer} {typing} Well, there ya go. Our rivalry. I'm not really sure when it started though, it just... is there. So. I guess I should do something else now. Looks like I might be smashed into this seat for a while now. Hmm. {types in "http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org". The fanstuff wiki opens up.} Ooh! Better check my watchlist... {continues to move the mouse around the screen}

{the paper comes down}

THEDENZEL: Ha! My the paper works! Take that Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: {offscreen. starts to cry}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on the fanstuff wiki logo to view a short clip:

{The Strong Bad in the logo looks around and laughs}

STRONG BAD: Ha! TheDenzel, I'm most seen on this wiki and you're not!

{TheDenzel sighs}