Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 2

Summary

TheDenzel needs help with his New Years resolutions, so he gets help from his peers.

Characters (In order of appearence}: TheDenzel, Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar, Marzipan,

Places: TheDenzel's House, Bubs' Concession Stand

Date: December 22, 2006

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Another email another, um, Email.

Dear TheDenzel,
What are some of your New Years resolutions?
--1Upoman

THEDENZEL: {typing} What? New Years already? Is it really time for that yet? This year's gone by so fast! I guess I haven't really planned my resolutions yet. There's so many to choose from. There's the common "make financial adjustments" one. And the usual "be a better person". But those are WAY too boring for someone of my vast imagination. Let's see now. I guess I should ask around and find out what other people's resolutions are, just to be sure that I top theirs. Better head over to Bubs' to ask the afternoon rush. {Gets up}

{Scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad and Bubs are talking. TheDenzel walks up}

THEDENZEL: Hey, what up guys? Where's the afternoon rush?

STRONG BAD: Um. I don't really know. Bubs, where are all of your customers?

BUBS: Oh they're probably on their way here right now. {Looks at his watch} In three, two, one-

{Coach Z, Homestar and Marzipan walk in}

COACH Z: Hey there Bubs! Hows the stand?

BUBS: Ahh you know. The same.

THEDENZEL: Well, since you're here now, I have some questions for you guys. What are your New Years resolutions?

MARZIPAN: Well, mine are eat more tofu, save more bunnies and be a better person.

HOMESTAR: Silly girl. Those reseloms {pronounced rez-a-lums} are boring. Mine are to um.. cabbage?

THEDENZEL: Cabbage?

HOMESTAR: Ya! Cabbage! You know the vegibul! {Pronounced veg-i-bol}

THEDENZEL: How is that your New Years resolution.

HOMESTAR: New Years resolutions? I thought we were talking about vegibuls! {pronounced the same}

THEDENZEL: No, Homestar. We were not talking about vegtables. Anyway, {to Coach Z} what are some of your New Resolutions, Coach?

COACH Z: Oh, I'm really gonna try to lay off the lorsterine next year. It's really doin' a number to my stormache. And I'm hoping on gettin' the team ready for next years big game. We didn't do that well a jorb last year...

THEDENZEL: How about learning to say your words right! That seems pretty reasonable. {sighs}

BUBS: My resolutions are simple. Sell more crap, meet more lady-fans, and rip you guys off more.

STRONG BAD: Man, all of those are way lame. Lemme' break mine down for you like-a this. Kick more Cheats, punch more Strong Sads, and set a new record for email checkin'.

THEDENZEL: Okay, cool. Thanks a lot you guys. {walks off}

HOMESTAR: Thanks a lot for what?

{Scene cuts back to TheDenzel's computer. TheDenzel sits down.}

THEDENZEL: {typing} Now that I know what everyone elses resolutions are, I can be sure that my resolutions top theirs. Now let's see... My New Years resolution is:

{Homestar jumps in}

HOMESTAR: Wait, TheDenzel... I think I finally figured out my resolution. Eat more marshmall-

THEDENZEL: Homestar! You're ruining my email show! I was just about to announce my resolutions to 1-Upoman! {turns back to his computer} {typing} Anway, 1-Upoman, my New Years resolution is: erm... great! {turns to Homestar} now you made me forget it! Get outta my house! {Back to computer} {typing} Ahh! What was that resolution?? It was awesome! Way better then Homestar's! {Says Homestar as Dumbstar} Great, now I'll never be able to remember. Wait that's it! My New Years Resolution: Never ask Homestar for help ever again. {Stops typing} Okay, so until next time. Keep sending me your emails, and I will not use Homestar's help to answer them!

{The paper comes down reading CLICK HERE TO EMAIL THEDENZEL}

Easter Eggs

• As TheDenzel first is answering the email, you can click on be a better person to view a picture of an ad reading:

Make financial adjustments and be a better person:
For only $999,999,999.99!!!

• At the end, you can click on again to view a story book style picture:

{Storybook Homestar amd Storybook TheDenzel are talking. TheDenzel is holding a large trophy. TheDenzel's speech bubble reads: Can you help me with my trophy?}