Patrick Email.exe/01

Homestar Tiger asks Patrick what bad dreams he had before.

Cast(in order of appearance): Patrick, Iori, 1-Up, The Cheat, Strong Bad

Transcript

PATRICK: {While typing "patrick_email.exe"} Alright, time to check my first real e-mail.

subject: bad dream

HI THERE PATRICK!
Have you ever had a bad dream?
What was it about?
Can you illustrate it?
Signed,
Homestar tiger

{Patrick yells out loudly at the "HI THERE PATRICK!" and after that, Patrick says "Whoa, quiet man, quiet! The feds will hear us." After "illustrate it", Patrick says, "Well, okay."}

PATRICK: {typing} Hey, it's Homestar Tiger! Anyway, a bad dream? Hmm... I remember one!

{Cut to a white background}

PATRICK: Okay, so I was in that ice level from the Stinkoman game.

{The background changes to the "ICE 2 MEET U" level from the Stinkoman game}

PATRICK: And I talked to 1-Up and Iori for a while.

{Patrick, 1-Up and Iori appear in the middle of the ice/snow}

IORI: Wow, it's cold out here. Where's a banana when you need it?

1-UP: What about banana pudding?

{short pause}

IORI: Yaaaay!
1-UP: {with Iori} Yaaaay!

PATRICK: It's weird how I'm the only one with a snow suit on.

IORI: {to Patrick} Shut up, you old hag!

PATRICK: {narating} And then all of a sudden, a giant piece of pizza with a face and arms appeared!

{said monstrosity appears}

IORI: Ahh! It's a piece of pizza from outer space! Or, from the deep lagoon! Or, flushed down the toilet!

PATRICK: Less talk, more running!

{They all run away from it while it chases them}

PATRICK: {narating} It started chasing us, when a random cannonball hit 1-Up.

1-UP: {gets hit by said cannonball} Save me, Mr. X!

PATRICK: {narating) And Iori, he ran as fast as he could, but he got eaten by it.

IORI: {inside pizza, muffled} Save me Duffman!

PATRICK: {narating} And for me, it was the end of the trail. I tried to stay back on it, but it was too slippery. Because it was icey. And I was falling, and falling, and falling. But after 5 seconds, I saw The Cheat!

PATRICK: {in dream} The Cheat, how long have you been in this ghost town?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises that sound like "About 50 minutes!"}

{cut back to computer}

PATRICK: {typing} But compared to Strong Bad's dream, it was hardly bad at all!

STRONG BAD: That's right! I mean, who would want to just randomly see the shapes of the U.S. in tight, white, underdrawers?

PATRICK: Not me! {typing} So in conclusion, I will never, ever, plever, eat Yogos again. Jibney! {The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to E-Mail Patrick"}

Fun Facts

Inside References

• This email mentions WikiWood Squares, an old game show style thing from the HRFWiki.
• This email mentions Jibney, an old running gag from the HRFWiki.
• The monstronsity is Pizza Face, a character by TheDenzel.
• Bananas are 1/3 of Iori's favourite foods.

H*R References

• Patrick and Strong Bad's lines at the end were referencing weird dream.
• Iori's line when seeing the monstrosity is a reference to the sbemail unnatural.

Real World References

• Yogos are a real snack.
• The lines "Save me, Mr. X!" and "Save me, Duffman!" are from The Simpsons.

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