Patrick Email.exe/10

Patrick tells everyone how cool he would make a custom car.

Cast: Patrick, Strong Bad, Homestar, Iori, Bubs

Transcript

PATRICK: {while typing "patrick_email.exe"} Happy 10th email day to me!

subject: custom car

Patrick,

If you had your own custom car, how cool would you make it?

Tobias Boon

PATRICK: {typing} No way! The Ed Boon and the John Tobais? The creators of Mortal Kombat emailed me? It is an honor to answer this email! Unless it was sent by Noob Saibot who spelled his name backwards again. That guy sucks! Anyway, I'm assuming you mean "tuning" a car, and not making one. I don't even want to think about that right now. So, a custom car, eh sender? Well...

{cut to a white background}

PATRICK: The car I would tune is a Porsche 911 993 Turbo. {said car appears} It would have improved suspension, brakes and turning. It'll also have gold rims. {the car has the aforementioned changes} And it'll have improved engine, along with new exhaust pipes and stripes painted on it. {the car has the aforementioned changes} And just about everything else will be improved in performance. And as for visuals, It'll have new trim, a spoiler, and I'll throw the GT logo on the doors, roof, and hood and everything'll be complete. {the car has the final aforementioned changes}

{cut back to the compy room}

PATRICK: I'll be the envy of everyone!

{cut to the field where the aforementioned car is. Patrick is standing next to it}

STRONG BAD: {walking by} Wow, that's a pretty good looking car, Patrick.

PATRICK: Thanks! I know!

HOMESTAR: {walking by} Wow, that car is teh bomb-iest!

PATRICK: Thanks! I know!

IORI: {walking by} Wow, that car is freaking awesome!

PATRICK: Thanks! I know! Shut up!

BUBS: {walking by, and stopping} Whoa, what happened to that car?

PATRICK: Tuned up. NFS 4 style, actually.

BUBS: Can I have it? I'll give you a million dollars for it!

PATRICK: You don't have that kind of money. No. Go away. {Bubs leaves, cut back to compy room; typing} See? I told you so, Noob. or Ed. Now I gots to go. I'm going to drive in my car to someplace. {leaves}

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CD Container

• The CD Container in this e-mail reads: "game of life pc version".

H*R References

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