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Patrick tells everyone his different forms. He also rips-off the floppy disk gag.

Cast: Patrick, 1936 Patrick, 1936 Strong Bad, Patman, Stinkoman, Ptikarc, Iori

Transcript

{Patrick comes onscreen with a CD container and puts it beside his computer}

PATRICK: {singing while typing "patrick_e-mail.exe"} I'm checking another e-mail, and I'm not ripping off a gag. {not singing; yelling} NO I'M NOT!

{before reading "Mr. Star", Patrick backspaces it and replaces it with "Patrick The Awesome" and says "Stop calling me a starfish! It's not funny!"; Patrick says "Brian with a bunch of sixes" instead of "B66R66I66A66N66"}

PATRICK: ... {typing} That is a very good question. We'll start from 1936.

{cut to 1936}

PATRICK: {voiceover} In 1936, there was Patrick C. Rego the 1st. {A Patrick like figure stands in the 1936 background; The figure is taller, has a black trenchcoat and a top hat on and is holding a cane} He was the one who made the first automobile in FCUSA. 1936 Strong Bad always attempted to steal his blueprints so he can take credit for making them. As always, he failed miserably.

{As Patrick is saying that, scenes play; people clapping for '36 Patrick when he shows them the said car, '36 Patrick noticing '36 Strong Bad about to steal the blueprints, '36 Strong Bad getting taken to jail}

1936 STRONG BAD: Curses, foiled again!

{cut to 20X6}

PATRICK: {voiceover} In 20X6, there is Patman. Note to viewers, he is NOTHING like Batman. {A Stinkoman like figure stands in the 20X6 background, except: brown hair and eyes, no mask, red shirt, light blue gloves, dark blue shoes, orange... thing on shoes} He is as tough as Stinkoman, and even defeated him once. He was the one who defeated the giant dictator spider to end random pollution. After that, he used his brains to help out with making the Playstation 162; it is one of the greatest systems in 20X6. After, he went back to fighting and started to help Stinkoman to defeat the shadowy figure.

{As Patrick is saying that, scenes play; Patman laughing at Stinkoman as he is down, the giant dictator spider and Patman in their fighting stances, Patman building the Playstation 162, and Patrick showing a blueprint to Stinkoman entitled "How To Defeat Shadowy Guy (Plan I)"}

STINKOMAN: This plan sounds like it will work!

PATMAN: You sayed that the last 8 times, and we failed!

{cut to a vector style background}

PATRICK: {voiceover} Next is Vector Patrick, who commited suicide after hearing that he will be in a Virtual Boy game. No picture was located for this. {the vector background explodes, and a Sweet Cuppin' Cakes background appears} My SCC form is Ptikarc. He looks like me, but he is upside down, and speaks Italian. {said thing appears} Nobody can understand him. ...And that's all I currently know, actually. {cut back to computer; typing} So, there's some of my forms.

IORI: {comes in} What about my forms-

PATRICK: {interrupting} Nobody wants to know about your forms, Iori!

IORI: What are you talking about? Of course they do! {takes out paper from hammerspace} See, look, this is my form telling me that I can come to the Saturday Night Comedy Club at Bubs'-

PATRICK: {interrupting again} Get out! {Iori leaves} {typing} E-Mail over, end of story! Goodbye! {also leaves; The Paper comes down reading:}

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Fun Facts

CD Container

  • The CD Container in this email reads "NFS4 Debug Mode"

H*R References

  • The part before the end is a reference to bottom 10.
  • Patrick's tune to the opening song is from other days.

Real World References

  • The Virtual Boy is an ill-fated handheld system made by Nintendo.
  • You should know what Playstation and Batman is.


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