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Patrick goes camping with Killing You Guy (the user) and Iori. Homestar notices and joins in.

Cast(in order of appearance): Patrick, Killing you guy, Iori, Homestar Runner

Transcript

PATRICK: {singing while typing "patrick_email.exe"} Only liars and theives don't send emails, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat.

{At "Wash Your Hands", Patrick says "I will"}

PATRICK: Okay. First off, my name is not "Patrique". My name is Patrick. Get it? Got it? Good. Second, wow, more irony, just like the last email! I was about to go camping with Iori, and a fellow wiki user: Killing you guy!

{Cut to the field, where it is dark. Patrick, Iori and Killing you guy are infront of a campfire, which is lit by Iori by flicking towards it}

KILLING YOU GUY: Whoa, funky!

IORI: Hey, it runs in my family! Or at least I think it does...

PATRICK: {Picks up a bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmellows} Who wants marshmellows?

KILLING YOU GUY: I do!
IORI: {with Killing you guy} I do!

KYG: No, I do.

IORI: No, I do.

KYG: No, I do!

IORI: No, I do!

KYG: No, I do!

IORI: No, I do!

KYG: No, I do!

IORI: No I do infinity!

KYG: No I do infinity plus one!

IORI: D'oh!

{Everybody takes a stick and puts three marshmellows on it, and lowers it into the fire}

PATRICK: Iori, why don't you just use your firepower?

IORI: No interest.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey guys! I was just walking around and I just noticed you guys camping here. Can I join?

PATRICK: Sure!
KYG: {with Patrick} Sure!

{Homestar starts to roast marshmellows. After a while, they eat there roasted marshmellows}

PATRICK: Delicious!

KYG: Agreed!

IORI: Mmm mmm!

HOMESTAR: I would eat 147 of these!

PATRICK: Now it's time for me to sing a nice, relaxing campfire song. {takes out guitar and starts playing} I call this one "The Campfire Song Song"! {sings the following lyrics (while Patrick is singing, Iori tries to follow along at the second part of the song, but struggles at every word, and Homestar just dances by swaying back and fourth):}

Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song.
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G.
And if you think I can't sing it faster then your wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing along...

{Part 2. Patrick sings much faster than before}

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G.
And if you think I can't sing it faster then your wrong,
But it'll help if you just sing along...
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G. Iori!

IORI: S-SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I--

PATRICK: Killing you guy! {KYG just stares at him} Good! {continues}

It'll helllllp, It'll he-e-ellllllp, if you just sing aloooooooong!!!!

{Patrick smashes his guitar on the ground}

OH YEAH! {stops} Wasn't that relaxing?

KYG: No.

IORI: Weird song.

PATRICK: I got it from Spongebob Squarepants, what do you expect?

IORI: Ah, that explains everything.

{Suddenly, the fire goes out}

KYG: Iori?

{Iori flick towards it, but nothing happens}

HOMESTAR: What's happening?

IORI: It's because I'm getting tired.

PATRICK: I'm getting tired too.

KYG: Me too.

HOMESTAR: Me too.

PATRICK: Nice camp, huh?

IORI, KYG AND HOMESTAR: Yep.

IORI: Best part was the marshmellows, {starts to drool Homer Simpson style, with sound}

PATRICK: Well, see ya!

{Everybody goes back to there houses to sleep. Cut back to computer room}

PATRICK: Well, that answers that. Goodnight! {The Paper comes down reading "Click here to email Patrick"}

Fun Facts

H*R References

  • The beginning rap is from the sbemail "stupid stuff".
  • Homestar saying "I would eat 147 of these!" is a reference to "Fluffy Puff Commercial".

Real-World References

  • The argument and drooling is a reference to The Simpsons.
  • The song Patrick sings is The Campfire Song Song from Spongebob Squarepants.
  • Iori saying "Hey, it runs in my family! Or at least I think it does..." is a reference to the movie "Finding Nemo".


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