Patrick Email.exe/09

Patrick tells everyone what it would be like if he read minds.

Cast: Patrick, Strong Bad, Homestar, King of Town, Iori, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs

Transcript

PATRICK: {while typing "patrick_email.exe"} Alright, my first email on the WUW.

subject: mind reading

Hey, Patrice!

I was wondering... what would happen if you had the ability to read minds?

Watch out for snakes, Skully B.

{Patrick says "sbemail name joke" instead of "Patrice" and pronounces "Skully B." as "schooly bee".}

PATRICK: {typing} Ugh, you schooly bees never shut up. Quit sending me emails! And go pollinate some flower! Anyway, if I could read minds, everything would probably stay the same, except for the obvious "I can now read minds" difference. I think it could go something like this.

{cut to Strong Bad's basement (not bedroom)}

PATRICK: Hey Sib, can I borrow your PlayStation which the viewers can't see because it's in front of the TV and they can't see it at this angle? Mine is at the repair shop and I need to play NFS High Stakes really badly.

STRONG BAD: Sure, knock yourself out. {thinking voice (which echos)} Man, I hate that Patrick guy. He's so stupid, and he's fat too. {Patrick throws the case of NFS 4 at Strong Bad; normal voice (out loud)} Ow! What did I say?

PATRICK: No, it's what you said in your mind that ticked me off.

STRONG BAD: What?

PATRICK: Quote: Man, I hate that Patrick guy. He's so stupid, and he's fat too. Unquote.

STRONG BAD: That's entirley untrue.

{cut to the Field, where Homestar, the K.O.T., and Iori are there. And also Patrick}

PATRICK: Hey guys!

H*R, KOT AND IORI: Hey, Patrick.

HOMESTAR: {Patrick reads his mind} Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more! Singin' ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

KING OF TOWN: {Patrick reads his mind} I could really go for a pizza right now. Or some leg of lamb. Or some salisbury sundaes! Oh, I love food...

IORI: {Patrick attempts to read his mind, but he hears nothing. but after 5 seconds...} I like cheese.

{cut to Strongbadia where The Cheat and Strong Mad are (And Patrick too)}

THE CHEAT: {Patrick reads his mind} {The Cheat noises that sound like the Cheat Commando theme song}

STRONG MAD: {Patrick reads his mind} THIS IS BORING ME! UH... I LIKE THE CHEAT!

{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}

PATRICK: Hey, Bubs! I'll take a piece o' pizza!

BUBS: I think I got one o' those! {goes to place where he keeps the food, and Patrick reads his mind} Let's see, a half-eaten piece of pepperoni, a rotten apple, a rotten orange, a banana...that's rotten, more rotten fruits, and a piece o' pizza with the aforementioned rotten fruit and pepperoni piece on it. I bet Patrick will count this a what he wants.

PATRICK: {thinking} Ew! I gotta run!

BUBS: {coming back} Here you go 'Pat! One piece of- {interupted}

PATRICK: Gottagobye! {runs away}

BUBS: What? I could've cleaned it!

{cut back to compy room}

PATRICK: {typing} Nevermind, schooly bee. All mind reading does for you is get you mad, bored, and {short pause} disgusted! I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna get some pizza at The Pizz intsead.

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Easter Eggs

• Click on "emails" at the beginning to see a picture of Patrick's email inbox with some emails sent by "schooly bee".
• Click on "schooly bee" at the end to see a picture of a bee with a graduation hat.
• Click on "The Pizz" at the end to see a bonus scene.

Easter Egg Transcript

{cut to Strongbadia where Patrick and Strong Bad are there}

PATRICK: What do you mean "it doesn't exist"?

STRONG BAD: Patrick, it was just a front to meet some girls.

PATRICK: Strong Bad, you're incredibly stupid sometimes.

The Inbox

Subject	Sender
Draw Trogdor!	SchoolyBee
Why does Iori like cheese?	SchoolyBee
THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU	SchoolyBee
I FINALLY FOUND NOOB SAIBOT!	SchoolyBee
AND JADE!	SchoolyBee
...AND SMOKE!	SchoolyBee
......AND PONG!	SchoolyBee
.........AND AKUMA!	SchoolyBee
Do you has?	SchoolyBee

• "Draw Trogdor!" Is a reference to a running gag in H*R.
• The third email is a reference to "Mama Luigi", an episode of the Super Mario World TV show. And YTP.
• The fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh emails are references to Mortal Kombat 2. Noob Saibot, Jade, and Smoke are secret characters in the game. Pong is a secret game in the...game.
• The eighth email is a reference to Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Akuma is a secret character that you can fight, and play as.
• The ninth email is a reference to the Homestarmy in H*R.

Fun Facts

CD Container

• The CD Container in this e-mail reads: "chicken invaders 2"

H*R References

• The food that the KOT says he would like to eat are from Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0.
• Homestar is signing the song from Ever and More!.

Inside References

• NFS 4 is mentioned in this email.

Real World References

• Playstation...

Patrick Email.exe
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