Patrick Email.exe/11

Patrick clears the inbox of old and new emails.

Cast: Patrick, Iori

Transcript

PATRICK: {while typing "patrick_email.exe"} Obligatory email song...

You have 6 emails.

PATRICK: Whoa, 6 emails... I'll check them all! 1!

subject: race

Hey, Patrick!

You and Strong Bad should have a race!

- Zippy

PATRICK: {typing} Yeah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

DELETED!

PATRICK: Next!

subject: alternate dimension

Patrick,
go into an alternate demension
sincerly, Jakeoman

{Patrick reads the email in a monotoned voice.}

PATRICK: {typing} ...Maybe later.

DELETED!

PATRICK: Next!

subject: roller coasters

Dear Sir,
Do you like roller coasters? I do!
me-a-ly yours
Big white face

PATRICK: {typing} ...Sure.

DELETED!

PATRICK: Next!

i posted my briiliant idea about pie onto that xmenthingybobo so i thought ill send you my idea presonally. think just think, if i could make a pie soo interesting so good that it will make britan win ww3 i would be rich rich beyond my wildest dreams, and that dream is that if people like one pie then imagine having loads of pies in a pie it'll be like the pie of pies! all you need to do is make a pie then put loads of mini pies in it, im sure pat would like this idea.

{Patrick doesn't read this email.}

PATRICK: {typing} Ok, I'm not even going to read this one. {types print-of-it.exe; the email gets printed.} Iori!

IORI: {comes in} Yes?

PATRICK: Shadow Kick this email.

IORI: Okay!

{Iori jumps back and Patrick throws the printed email in the air. When it comes down, Iori Shadow Kicks it and it explodes for some reason.}

PATRICK: Now that's a deleted email. Now to delete the real one!

DELETED!

PATRICK: Next! ...Iori, what are you still doing here?

IORI: I wanna check the rest of the emails with you.

PATRICK: Don't you have an email show?

IORI: Well yeah, but I wanna check the rest of the emails with you!

PATRICK: Ok.

IORI: Yay!

subject: Youtube ID

Hey Patrick.......... Your Following Youtube ID Has Expired Please Remake It At http://www.youtube.com/signup please change your id to a untaken id

Sincerely, The Youtube Company

PATRICK: {typing} No it hasn't! I'm on it right now! {opens his YouTube page} See? Nothing!

IORI: Stupid scammer! {Iori deletes the email for Patrick}

SCAM!

PATRICK AND IORI: Next!

subject: 65141674

Dar Aserxfdf
bhkjghl;dnmgh;kchfjg;gmfgjfdhj
Rekjaj
"IF YOU READ THIS THEN YOU JUST GOT 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 VIRUSES! YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE DESTROYED!"

PATRICK: Oh, come ON! This has got to be the worst scam email I have ever seen! ...But on the safe side, lets check for viruses. {types "super_ultra_virus_killer.exe"}

The Super Ultra Virus Killer!

Scan Compy Exit

1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer

{Patrick clicks on Scan Compy.}

Scanning...

Last scan was 1 month ago.

1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer

IORI: 1 month ago? Patrick, stop being lazy!

PATRICK: Stop being stupid!

IORI: ...Touche.

2 Viruses!

Kill Viruses!

1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer

PATRICK: See? Only 2 viruses that were not caused by that scam email- WHAT?!?! 2 viruses?!?! Something must be done! And by "something", I mean "clicking on Kill Viruses". {Patrick clicks on Kill Viruses}

Viruses Demolished!
1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer

PATRICK: See? Viruses are gone, and the person who sent this scamail will be killed. ...By Iori.

IORI: What? I don't wa-

PATRICK: Fine, I'll do it myself.

IORI: Who sent that email, anyway?

PATRICK: Raiku, I think.

IORI: ...I'm coming with you.

PATRICK: Okay, let's go. {They both leave}

IORI: {while leaving; singing} I'll uppercut his head off or I'll do it twice!

Click here

to email Patrick

CD Container

• The CD Container in this e-mail reads: "kortal mombat".

Easter Rocks Eggs

• Click on Patrick's computer to see a poster.

WANTED: RAIKU
CRIMES: SENDING SCAMAILS ABOUT VIRUSES
PRIZE: $400

Fun Facts

Real World References

• YouTube...
• Iori's song at the end and as well as Patrick's "Yeah noooo" are references to Mortal Komedy.
• The Shadow Kick is a move used by Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat.

Patrick Email.exe
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