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Patrick Email.exe/06
After a long hiatus,(sp?) Patrick comes back to clean up the inbox.
Cast: Patrick, Strong Bad, Iori
Transcript
PATRICK: {while typing "patrick_email.exe"} What a break.
Subject:why?Pat,
Why do you remind me of that guy from
SpongeBob?
Stinkoman K
PATRICK: {typing} What? Is this some kind of insult? DELETED!
DELETED!
PATRICK: Next!
Subject:boxing glovesDear Patrick,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Manboyman
PATRICK: {typing} Huh? What?! It's like some kind of joke! You get an F!
F!
PATRICK: Next!
Subject:...Hey Patman!
What is up? Do you ever get tired? because its about 2:16AM where I live
andzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -:- [Email time expired]
PATRICK: {typing} Come on, guys! This is not funny!
STRONG BAD: {coming in} Don't worry, I've had worse e-mails.
PATRICK: Hey, sib. Do you want to help me delete this e-mail?
STRONG BAD: With pleasure! {heavy reverb} And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.
PATRICK AND STRONG BAD: {Organ music plays; singing} Deleted!
DELETED! THE MUSICAL!
PATRICK: Awesome. Next!
Subject:Patrick!Patrick!
Do you know how cool I am? I am Matrick, your worst
PATRICK: {typing} Huh? Worst what? Taco? Fish? Need for Speed 4? Plus, anyone who calls themself cool, makes them even less cool than they already are. Plus, I've never met anyone in my life named "Matrix". Poor e-mail!
DELETED!
STRONG BAD: Yet it kinda reminds me of trevor the vampire.
PATRICK: Yeah, {shaking head mockingly} trevor the vampire. Next!
Subject:flyDear Pat, (Mind if I call you Pat?)
what would you do if you could fly and how would you fly?
crapfully yours, Badstar.
{At "Mind if I call you Pat?", Patrick says "Not at all."}
PATRICK: {typing} Wow! A good one! Well, I would fly by jetpack, but I'm scared to death by heights. So I wouldn't fly at all. Sorry!
DELETED!
PATRICK: Next!
Subject:win!Dear Patrick,
You are a winner! Please go to the 20EXTY6 HQ to proclaim a hotel room!
From,
20EXTY6
PATRICK: {typing} Oh, and we hit a snag. I NEVER WON ANYTHING! Scammer!
SCAM!
PATRICK: Ok, one more.
Subject:helpPatrick! You have to help.
I was expecting Iori to do this, but since he won't Foxx got angry
and hid my head in his foxhole! Tell Iori to help me!
Fang
{right after Patrick says "Iori", Iori runs in}
IORI: Someone call me? Oh, hey Stro Bro!
STRONG BAD: Shut up.
PATRICK: Iori? I didn't need you for anything.
IORI: Ok.
PATRICK: {continues reading email} Uh, this already happened months ago, and you have your head back, so... DELETED!
DELETED!
PATRICK: Another email done!
IORI: We hope you enjoyed it!
STRONG BAD: I hope you thought this sucked.
PATRICK AND IORI: Hey!
{The Paper comes down reading:}
| Click here |
| to e-mail Patrick |
STRONG BAD: Because my show is way better, you know.
PATRICK: Shut it! {hits Strong Bad}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the computer when it says "DELETED! THE MUSICAL!" to see a purple flyer about it that says:
Sponsored by Strong Bad E-Mail, it's...
DELETED! THE MUSICAL!
8:00 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.
"A work of genius!" -(Perhaps)The Deke Again
Fun Facts
H*R References
- "(Perhaps)The Deke Again" is a reference to rock opera.
- The "musical"(not the poster) is a reference to retirement.
- Patrick calling Strong Bad "sib" is a reference to old comics.
- An e-mail that was sent is an obvious reference to the running gag in H*R.
Real World References
- Need For Speed 4 (High Stakes) is a game developed by Electronic Arts.
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1. bad dream 2. Chavo 3. time travel 4. camping 5. arms 6. inbox clean-out 7. forms 8. candy 9. mind reading 10. custom car 11. inbox clean-out 2 |
