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Ethan & Dolan/Ryan Bluefox

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Summary

Ryan Bluefox gets an interview

Transcript

DOLAN: First he was Cyrus, then came Lucas Aura. Currently he's Ryan Bluefox but I've heard tell of a "Fenri" alias. Please welcome, Ryan Bluefox!

RYAN: Hellooooooooo, Joe the Plumber and everyone else!

ETHAN: Ugh. This isn't gonna turn into some sort of political thing is it?

RYAN: A hubblawhatnow?

ETHAN: Good.

DOLAN: Well I always enjoyed a good political debate. Who are you voting for, Ryan?

RYAN: Me? I'm part of the "I don't give a damn" Party.

ETHAN: Interesting. So no views at all?

RYAN: Nope!

ETHAN: Well horrah for arrogance!

DOLAN: Okay, so what's new, Ryan?

RYAN: I got my old fanstuff back on track!

DOLAN: And what would that be?

RYAN: Total Drama Wiki Island!

ETHAN: Sounds awful. What is it?

RYAN: Well, if you've ever watched the show it's based on, Total Drama Island, which is like Cartoon Network's own Surivior.

ETHAN: ...But is it any good?

RYAN: Not really!

DOLAN: I doubt they're that bad.

ETHAN: Why not make something GOOD for a change?

RYAN: Oh. I have, orange guy. You heard of Arumail.exe?

ETHAN: Oh, you mean Arucrap.crap?

DOLAN: Um. Ethan? Maybe we shouldn't-

ETHAN: What's so great about that, may I ask?

RYAN: Well, for one, it's been around and popular before you guys even EXISTED, and it's lived on for almost two years. Also, I don't see a FOTF on Jackass and Dolan.

ETHAN: You wanna go, Fox man?

RYAN: Bring it, orange midget. I'll stomp all over you like a cake.

ETHAN: No one calls me a midget cake, smurf-o. IT'S ON!

DOLAN: Oh god, here we go.

ETHAN: {jumps into the air and punches Ryan across the face} WAH!

RYAN: You little... {kicks Ethan in the eye} There!

ETHAN: Ow ow ow! {in extreme pain} Crap dude. That burns. Ssssssssssssssss. Ah.

DOLAN: I'll get the eye drops. {gets up}

ETHAN: No no no. {opens his eye, insanely bloodshot} I gotta take him. {kicks Ryan hard in the leg}

RYAN: Argh! {falls} That's it! {grabs Ethan} Now, unless you want to be pounded into the ground, shut the hell up and let Dolan interview me. OKAY?!

ETHAN: No! {kicks Ryan in the chest} Not okay! {Ethan jumps to the floor}

DOLAN: Can we just calm down now?

RYAN: Ugh...you... {faints}

ETHAN: YES! I win!

DOLAN: Ah! You knocked out our guest! Ehm. Ryan? Ryan, you okay?

RYAN: ...ugh... {wakes up} What the hell just- {looks at Ethan} YOU.

DOLAN: Ehm...

ETHAN: What about me!?

RYAN: Never mind. Any other question's you'd like to ask me, Dolan?

DOLAN: Yes actually. Now-

ETHAN: No! He thinks your a talentless hack.

DOLAN: Ethan! I think you need a time out...

ETHAN: {mumbling} You're face needs a time out.

DOLAN: Now, Ryan. How IS Arumail going?

RYAN: Pretty good. Just landed it's 4th season with episode 102.

ETHAN: {mumbling} You're face landed it's suck season with episode 102...

DOLAN: Anything new we can expect from the show?

RYAN: Nothin' much. However, I'm thinking about introducing a new girl character.

ETHAN: {mumbling} You're mom's a girl character.

DOLAN: Really? Have you had a girl character yet?

RYAN: Yeah, but most of the cast is mostly males. The only girls I can think of are Megan and Elyssa.

DOLAN: You've got loads of characters. Care do go over them with us?

RYAN: Egh...that's the tough part. I have too much of an active imagination...I have no clue how to really explain them...

DOLAN: Well, which one is your favorite?

RYAN: Hmm...there's another toughie. I don't really have a favorite. But if I had to pick one or two...I'd say Tex and Lucas, since they're gonna be my prime focus on the new wiki.

ETHAN: If that ever comes back...

DOLAN: What about your originals? Tom, Cryus, that purple legless guy? Have you forgotten about them?

RYAN: Hell no! They still get their chances!

DOLAN: What about Husk? How's that going?

RYAN: Good. I've been busy this week, but I have Thursday off till 9 PM, where I go to some overnight thing at my school, and don't get home till 6 AM on Friday, where I'll probably crash, and then there's the research paper...

DOLAN: ...So how's Husk coming along?

RYAN: I just said, it's going good. I'm pretty much past the halfway mark with the game.

DOLAN: Well that's good. Now we're just about outta time.

ETHAN: Thank god...

DOLAN: Anything you'd like to say before we leave?

RYAN: Read my TDI fanfic! Thanks for having me here, Dolan!

DOLAN: Well thanks for being here! Now, Ethan? Anything you'd like to say?

ETHAN: Yeah. Take this! {leaps at Ryan and attacks him}

{cut to static. End}