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Ethan & Dolan/Ryan Bluefox
Summary
Ryan Bluefox gets an interview
Transcript
DOLAN: First he was Cyrus, then came Lucas Aura. Currently he's Ryan Bluefox but I've heard tell of a "Fenri" alias. Please welcome, Ryan Bluefox!
RYAN: Hellooooooooo, Joe the Plumber and everyone else!
ETHAN: Ugh. This isn't gonna turn into some sort of political thing is it?
RYAN: A hubblawhatnow?
ETHAN: Good.
DOLAN: Well I always enjoyed a good political debate. Who are you voting for, Ryan?
RYAN: Me? I'm part of the "I don't give a damn" Party.
ETHAN: Interesting. So no views at all?
RYAN: Nope!
ETHAN: Well horrah for arrogance!
DOLAN: Okay, so what's new, Ryan?
RYAN: I got my old fanstuff back on track!
DOLAN: And what would that be?
RYAN: Total Drama Wiki Island!
ETHAN: Sounds awful. What is it?
RYAN: Well, if you've ever watched the show it's based on, Total Drama Island, which is like Cartoon Network's own Surivior.
ETHAN: ...But is it any good?
RYAN: Not really!
DOLAN: I doubt they're that bad.
ETHAN: Why not make something GOOD for a change?
RYAN: Oh. I have, orange guy. You heard of Arumail.exe?
ETHAN: Oh, you mean Arucrap.crap?
DOLAN: Um. Ethan? Maybe we shouldn't-
ETHAN: What's so great about that, may I ask?
RYAN: Well, for one, it's been around and popular before you guys even EXISTED, and it's lived on for almost two years. Also, I don't see a FOTF on Jackass and Dolan.
ETHAN: You wanna go, Fox man?
RYAN: Bring it, orange midget. I'll stomp all over you like a cake.
ETHAN: No one calls me a midget cake, smurf-o. IT'S ON!
DOLAN: Oh god, here we go.
ETHAN: {jumps into the air and punches Ryan across the face} WAH!
RYAN: You little... {kicks Ethan in the eye} There!
ETHAN: Ow ow ow! {in extreme pain} Crap dude. That burns. Ssssssssssssssss. Ah.
DOLAN: I'll get the eye drops. {gets up}
ETHAN: No no no. {opens his eye, insanely bloodshot} I gotta take him. {kicks Ryan hard in the leg}
RYAN: Argh! {falls} That's it! {grabs Ethan} Now, unless you want to be pounded into the ground, shut the hell up and let Dolan interview me. OKAY?!
ETHAN: No! {kicks Ryan in the chest} Not okay! {Ethan jumps to the floor}
DOLAN: Can we just calm down now?
RYAN: Ugh...you... {faints}
ETHAN: YES! I win!
DOLAN: Ah! You knocked out our guest! Ehm. Ryan? Ryan, you okay?
RYAN: ...ugh... {wakes up} What the hell just- {looks at Ethan} YOU.
DOLAN: Ehm...
ETHAN: What about me!?
RYAN: Never mind. Any other question's you'd like to ask me, Dolan?
DOLAN: Yes actually. Now-
ETHAN: No! He thinks your a talentless hack.
DOLAN: Ethan! I think you need a time out...
ETHAN: {mumbling} You're face needs a time out.
DOLAN: Now, Ryan. How IS Arumail going?
RYAN: Pretty good. Just landed it's 4th season with episode 102.
ETHAN: {mumbling} You're face landed it's suck season with episode 102...
DOLAN: Anything new we can expect from the show?
RYAN: Nothin' much. However, I'm thinking about introducing a new girl character.
ETHAN: {mumbling} You're mom's a girl character.
DOLAN: Really? Have you had a girl character yet?
RYAN: Yeah, but most of the cast is mostly males. The only girls I can think of are Megan and Elyssa.
DOLAN: You've got loads of characters. Care do go over them with us?
RYAN: Egh...that's the tough part. I have too much of an active imagination...I have no clue how to really explain them...
DOLAN: Well, which one is your favorite?
RYAN: Hmm...there's another toughie. I don't really have a favorite. But if I had to pick one or two...I'd say Tex and Lucas, since they're gonna be my prime focus on the new wiki.
ETHAN: If that ever comes back...
DOLAN: What about your originals? Tom, Cryus, that purple legless guy? Have you forgotten about them?
RYAN: Hell no! They still get their chances!
DOLAN: What about Husk? How's that going?
RYAN: Good. I've been busy this week, but I have Thursday off till 9 PM, where I go to some overnight thing at my school, and don't get home till 6 AM on Friday, where I'll probably crash, and then there's the research paper...
DOLAN: ...So how's Husk coming along?
RYAN: I just said, it's going good. I'm pretty much past the halfway mark with the game.
DOLAN: Well that's good. Now we're just about outta time.
ETHAN: Thank god...
DOLAN: Anything you'd like to say before we leave?
RYAN: Read my TDI fanfic! Thanks for having me here, Dolan!
DOLAN: Well thanks for being here! Now, Ethan? Anything you'd like to say?
ETHAN: Yeah. Take this! {leaps at Ryan and attacks him}
{cut to static. End}
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