Ethan & Dolan/Commercial

Being the late night talk show that Ethan & Dolan is, it has commercials. And that's where you all come in. Got an idea for a funny commercial? Maybe you want to advertise for your own fanstuff? Give it a try. It's free!

TheDenzel reserves the right to use any commercial he chooses. Just because you posted it here, does not mean it will be used on the show. Only the best live on.

Commercials

Death Do You Part

NARRATOR: The War Of 2015 may have been going on for 7 years, but it really just started! Starring Raiku Ellis, Raggon Blade and Raggonix Smith. Coming to kill you this fall.

Bluebry/Noid Presidential Campaign

{cut to an image of Bluebry squinting at the sun, looking proud.}

NARRATOR: Bluebry believes in the sanctity of marriage.

{Cut to a similar shot.}

NARRATOR: Bluebry believes in the pro..proli...pro...liferation...of the traditional American family and the right of life to those without voices.

{Cut to a shot of Bluebry sitting at a desk with his eyes closed.}

NARRATOR: We know plenty about Bluebry. But what about his new Vice President pick, Noid?

{cut to camera footage of Noid speaking at a convention}

NOID: You know the only difference between a Noid and a lipstick? Bulldogs.

{The camera pauses.}

NARRATOR: That's all we need to know. All of it. Don't delve deeper. At all.

{cut to a shot of Bluebry squinting again.}

BLUEBRY: I am Bluebry and I approve this message.

The SkullB Show

{Open: a static picture of SkullB, holding a baby and smiling.}

SKULLB: I'm Skullbuggy, and I approve this message.

{Cut: a shot of SkullB playing golf.}

SKULLB: We're gonna get those terrorists. Now watch this drive.

{SkullB hits the ball into the horizon.}

ANNOUNCER: Skullbuggy--he's a just candidate.

{Cut: a strip club. SkullB is there, waving dollar bills.}

ANNOUNCER: He keeps his integrity in times of need...

{Cut: the living room of the Skullbuggy house. SkullB is on the couch, sleeping.}

ANNOUNCER: ... he is ever vigilant...

{Cut: a static picture of SkullB laughing at a homeless man.}

ANNOUNCER: ... and he cares for all our citizens. So why not watch The SkullB Show?

{Cut: the Oval Office. SkullB is at the desk.}

SKULLB: Because if you don't, then you're a commie. Or a terrorist. Or whatever is culturally relevant.

ANNOUNCER: Watch The SkullB Show--weeknights at eleven.

Wikihood

CHAOS: Look, you Know you want to watch this show.

SEPHIROTH: No, they don't It's littered with things users hate, like unoriginality, and it has a lot of plotholes, and-

{Sephiroth gets crushed by Mr. Weight.}

CHAOS: Just had to go there.

{Vindicator Enters.}

VINDICATOR: Why are we using a funny commercial for a serious series?

CHAOS: Yes you mom. Yes unoriginal.

VINDICATOR: I'll just say it. WATCH WIKIHOOD.

Super Smash Bros. Revolution.

{Cut to the Wii car. It breaks down the walls of a Best Buy, and Chaos comes in with a suit and a flashdrive.}

CHAOS: We would like to play.

{Chaos puts in the flashdrive, and it begins downloading, after about an hour, it's complete, and it show gameplay footage of Super Smash Bros. Revolution.}

Mentos

SINGER: It doesn't matter what comes fresh goes better in life! WIth Mentos fresh and full of-

{Chaos shoots the singer.}

CHAOS: That was fun.

Wacky Delly

THE CHEESE: I AM THE CHEESE. I WATCH THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION. IT IS BETTER THAN THE HOUSE AND THE PIMP MY RIDE COMBINED.

ANNOUNCER: Wacky Delly! Weeknights at 7! On The ridiculous kids channel!

Records Of Bell

{open to a field. Im a bell and Tracy are there slapping eachother with fish. The Tetris theme is playing in the background. A knight walks up holding a rubber chicken. Bell turns around. The knight hits him on the head with the chicken and walks off. There is an awkward pause for five seconds. Then, Doctor Octopus flies in}

DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAHHH!!! {fires lazer}

{the lazer serves as a scene transition to the words Records Of Bell. Im a bell is doing the Caramelldansen in the background}

ANNOUNCER: Records Of Bell. New episodes Sunday at 12 on Adult Swim. Watch at your own risk.

Sugar Jolt Candy Bar

{cuts to a feild. zoo is walking there, bags under his eyes}

ANNOUNCER: {not seen} Hey, hardhat, are you having trouble getting up?

{zoo turns his head slowly. he nods.}

ANNOUNBCER: Then you should buy {cuts to a blue background. a candy bar in multiple colors is there} The sugar jolt candy bar!

OTHER ANNOUNCER: Each bite of dark, {a dark chocolate candy peice appears} milk, {a milk chocolate candy peice appears} and orange {a orange chocolate candy peice appears} chocolate is jam-packed with sugar, {the dark chocolate peice opens, and sugar spills out} flavourless red bull, {the milk chocolate peice opens.a rush of liquid comes out} and 5 hour energy. {the last peice opens, and some liquid pours out. cuts to a rec center. dot is there, slouching along}

ANNOUNCER: Slow start? no problem! {dot takes a bite of chocolate. she rushes around the room in an amazing flash. cuts to a resturaunt. albino is bored} Need a kick to your everyday life? All covered! {albino bites the candy. his head catches fire as he sprints around the room. the resturaunt catches fire. cuts back to the feild. dot, zoo, and albino are rushing by. smoke is in the sky}

BOTH ANNOUNCERS: Now ago and buy a {a teal screen appears. some candy is on it} sugar jolt candy bar!

LAST ANNOUNCER: {quickly} Not in charge of comas, supersonic jolts, fire, death, harm, loss of house, car, dignity, happiness, family, prized family herilooms, or loss of car warrenty. I don't even know why I'm here. Someone? Help? Please?

Raiku For President

KIRBYCHU: He can do it. Since his mom died he has been in tough times, but he can hold together!

RAIKU: Vote me for president! Skullbuggy is lieing.

MEME: ME!?!?!

RAIKU: No.

KIRBYCHU: Vote Raiku For President!

Shinigami

{Cut to the Mall}

VINDICATOR: {pulls Chernobog away from Shiruku} I'm watching you, got it? {clenches fist}

{Fade to black, text appears onscreen}

TEXT: A brother...

{Cut back to the Mall}

CHERNOBOG: {pained} I think he broke my ankles!

{Fade back to black, text appears onscreen}

TEXT: His sister...

{Cut back to the Mall}

{Shiruku drags Chernobog out from under Tex and kisses Chernobog on the cheek.}

SHIRUKU: {blushing} Did I-

{Fade back to black, text appears onscreen}

TEXT: And...wait, who are these guys?

{Cut back to the Mall}

NINJA FOX: Have no fear! NINJA FOX IS HERE!

TEX: {facepalm} -for God's sake, I'm half a Lucario...

CHERNOBOG: Ever try a Seventh-Layer bean burrito?

{Fade back to black, text appears onscreen}

TEXT: Shinigami. A new series starring the Vindicator family.

{Cut back to the Mall}

TEX: DON'T {bleep}ING START WITH ME, SCIENCE BOY. THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

{End commercial}

Penny Arcade

{Open to Tycho from Penny Arcade in a blue background}

TYCHO: I am Tycho, and I approve of this message!

{shows the comic "The Origin Of The CD-Keys, Part One"}

TYCHO: I approve of this comic.

{shows the comic Infinite Tiger}

TYCHO: I approve of Penny Arcade and anything related.

ANNOUNCER: VIEW PENNY ARCADE AT WWW DOT PENNY HYPHEN ARCADE DOT COM!

X-treme Caffeine Puffs

{An announcer walks up to a kitchen with a tired boy with his face in his cereal.}

ANNOUNCER: Hey kid! {Tries to wake kid by shaking him} Hey Kid? WAKE UP!

{The announcer takes a chair and bashes it over the kid. The kid wakes up, but still nods off.}

KID: H-whuh duh you want?

ANNOUNCER: You look pretty tired!

KID: Yeah I guess...

ANNOUNCER: Looks like you're ready for CAFFEINE PUFFS!

KID: Whuh are those?

ANNOUNCER: It's simple, stupid! Take those ordinary corn puffs, and inject them with an unhealthy dose of caffeine, sugar, and colors! Eat a couple bites and you'll be blind in one eye and in a COMA!

KID: Sounds great... May I partake?

ANNOUNCER: SURE!

{He flicks a wand, and the generic cereal in the bowl changes into blue and pink puffs. The kid takes a couple bites and then starts to twitch uncontrollably and starts to foam at the mouth.}

ANNOUNCER: HOWSIT TASTE?!

KID: I-I'M GOING TO D-DIE!

ANNOUNCER: Oh... {to camera man} Lets beat it!

{End.}

Fighting Chickens

{the commercial starts with a knight holding a rubber chicken. He sighs}

ANNOUNCER: Tired of plain old rubber chickens to beat someone over the head with?

{the knight nods}

ANNOUNCER: Well, try new Fighting Chickens!

KNIGHT:{extremely muffled} Fighting Chickens? What are those?

{cut to an orange screen}

ANNOUNCER: Fighting Chickens are stylized rubber chickens made with a very durable type of rubber! It comes in colors; Red-

{a red rubber chicken appears}

ANNOUNCER: -Blue-

{the rubber chicken is replaced with a blue one}

ANNOUNCER: -Dead-

{the rubber chicken is replaced by what appears to be a rubber chicken mummy}

ANNOUNCER: -and Radioactive!

{the rubber chicken mummy is replaced by a green, glowing, two headed rubber chicken with six legs and tusks}

ANNOUNCER: Now only fivehundred dollars per chicken!

{the commercial ends}