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Ethan & Dolan/Cast
Ethan
Ethan may just be the rudest little creation ever... created. He's sarcastic, dissaproving, insulting, and incredibly fun to watch on television. He once made a baby cry, and lost no sleep over it. But the baby probably learned something from it. And it'll probably be the last time said baby will ever see a one eyed little orange monster. He was created by Dolan after an accidental conjuction of sarcasm, bitterness, humor, and orange soda. (Extended Bio)
- Birthday: July 13th, 2005
- Favorite Color: Orange
- Favorite Hobby: Coin Collecting
- Favorite Show: Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Favorite Celebrity: Steve Irwin
- Favorite Food: Cheese Fondu
- Favorite Game: Halo 3
Dolan
Dolan is the wiser and more knowledgable of the two. Sure, he's got his fair share of spunk, but he may be the only one on the show who takes it seriously. It was him who originally thought up the idea of the show, which was originally going to be a show only about him and his knowledge of science. That was until Ethan snuck into one of his vids and it ended up getting over 10,000 views on YouTube. The rest is easy to decifer. (Extended Bio)
- Birthday: September 9th, 1992
- Favorite Color: Blue
- Favorite Hobby: Tinkering
- Favorite Show: How It's Made
- Favorite Celebrity: Bill Nye
- Favorite Food: Electricity
- Favorite Game: QBeez
Will
Will the Ball (while not being the floor manager during interviews) is a common actor in the skits. While he lacks in arms, legs, and many other common body parts, Will makes up for that by bouncing/rolling around where he pleases. Though he may not be the most confident or the bunch, he's pretty trustworthy and helpful. He's been Dolan's neighbor since before Ethan was even created and often house-sits for em when they're out.
- Birthday: March 15th, 1988
- Favorite Color: Green
- Favorite Hobby: none
- Favorite Show: 3 And A Half Men
- Favorite Celebrity: Mike Myers
- Favorite Food: Sweet & Sour Chicken
- Favorite Game: Hide & Go Seek
Dr. Edwin VonHubanmonger
Though he's yet to admit it, Will is known to from time to time, dress up as a bumbling professor and attempt to give knowledge to those around.... Why he does it? Why he won't tell anyone he does it? Who knows! It's still a mystery...
Osvaldo
Osvaldo is the head camera man of the show, despite his complete lack of the english language. No one really knows much about Osvaldo. He just came into town one day and got the job. Ethan to this day questions his legality but no one else really seems to mind.
- Birthday: August 29th, 1972
- Favorite Color: unknown
- Favorite Hobby: unknown
- Favorite Show: unknown
- Favorite Celebrity: unknown
- Favorite Food: unknown
- Favorite Game: unknown
Mick
Mick is the sanest, and most bitter out of the whole cast. He is the landlord of Ethan and Dolan, who never actually agreed to them having an expansive late night television show. While he may not be an active member of the show, he'll always show up when Dolan's forgotten to pay rent or when Ethan's been trying to roast his cats.... again.
- Birthday: December 28th, 1963
- Favorite Color: Red
- Favorite Hobby: Bird Watching
- Favorite Show: 60 Minutes
- Favorite Celebrity: "I hate all of 'em"
- Favorite Food: Tomato Soup
- Favorite Game: Parcheesi
Davey
Davey is the unseen announcer. He lives and breaths the show. He litterally does nothing but announce for the show. He just sits in his little box and waits for another show to begin. It's kinda sad actually...
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