Ethan & Dolan/Death To Doggie

Summary

"Doggie"

Ethan makes a public service announcement

Transcript

{the screen is light blue. The words, "PSA" are present}

DAVEY: {serious tone} The following is a public service announcement, brought to you by Ethan.

{the words fade out and Ethan appears}

ETHAN: Hi. I'm everyone's favorite television cinema actor slash cyclops, Ethan. Here to talk to you about a very serious issue, known as "Doggie" {an image of Doggie appears next to Ethan} Now some of you may see this as a small threat, and just another pointless and soon to be forgotten meme. {close up on Ethan's eye} But I know better.

{cut away to Ethan walking in place on the same blue background}

ETHAN: Each day, more and more young users are taken in by this "Doggie". An estimated 3 users a day become addicted to Doggie in seconds. {cut to a zooming image of Doggie} It's time for this to change.

{cut back to Ethan standing in the middle of the screen}

ETHAN: So talk to your friends about Doggie. Let them know the dangers. Becaused friends don't let friends use Doggie.

{cut to the "Users Against Lame Memes" logo}

ETHAN: {offscreen} Paid for by the Users Against Lame Memes Association.

{end}