Ethan & Dolan/Vote Bluebry

Summary

Ethan assists Bluebry in the presidential polls

Transcript

{open with black. "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT" is present}

DAVEY: {serious} The following is a Public Service Announcement from Ethan.

{cut to a light blue screen. Ethan walks on}

ETHAN: {serious} Hi. I'm cycloptic everyman, Ethan. It's election day, and I'm here to endorse my choice of president, Bluebry. {an image of Bluebry appears beside him} Are you looking for a better tommorrow? Bluebry's the one to give you just that.

{cut to a bar graph. A blue bar rises offscreen, while a green one barely exists}

ETHAN: {offscreen} It's been scientifically proven that Bluebry is at least 10 times as awesome as his opponent, Skullbuggy.

{cut back to a close up of Ethan}

ETHAN: It's time for change.

{cut to a walking pan of Ethan}

ETHAN: So vote Bluebry in the Wiki User Wiki Elections. Not for me. Not even for yourself. But for a brighter and better future. Thank you.

{cut to the "Bluebry Noid O8" logo}

DAVEY: Paid for by the Bluebry Noid 08 foundation.

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