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User:TheDenzel/Ethan
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Ethan
Ethan may just be the rudest little creation ever... created. Not evil, just sarcastic, dissaproving, insulting, and incredibly fun to watch on television. He once made a baby cry, and lost no sleep over it. But the baby probably learned something from it. And it'll probably be the last time said baby will ever see a one eyed little orange monster.
Ethan was created on July 13th, 2005 by his television partner Dolan. He was originally meant to be a lab assistant for his robot friend, but in a freak mix of sarcasm, bitterness, humor, and orange soda, Ethan was born as he is today. He lives in Dolan's rented home and just a year ago he turned the youtube video "Fun Science With Dolan" viral, hence sparking their internet fame and on into the late night television show.
Ethan is surprisingly agile for his knobby limbs and feet. He is very ninja-like and his two pronged fingers are also surprisingly strong. He does, however, lack depth perception. Also, he is quite a quick thinker.
