Ethan & Dolan/Badstar

Summary

Badstar gets interviewed

Transcript

ETHAN: -And I was all like, "No way, sister. Believe it or not, but I gots morales!"

DOLAN: Eh... the camera's on.

ETHAN: Oh... It's... It's time for an interview!

DOLAN: Please welcome, Badstar!

BADSTAR: {Walks in} Thanks! Nice to be here, grey boring guy and orange awesome guy!

ETHAN: Heh. He knows how to play to my likings. What's up, Badstar?

BADSTAR: Eh, not much. Well, I have been in my first trial... but other then that, not much.

ETHAN: You're a lawyer?

BADSTAR: Well, yeah. I'm a rookie defense attorney. I've only been in one trial though.

ETHAN: Are... are you any good?

DOLAN: Why? What happened?

ETHAN: Let him answer the question...

BADSTAR: Well, I'm decent... I wouldn't say I'm an expert.

ETHAN: How good are you in... theft charges?

BADSTAR: I haven't been in a theft case.

ETHAN: But... could you?

DOLAN: Ethan, what's this all about?

ETHAN: Sssh!

BADSTAR: Wait... are you saying you want me to be your lawyer?

ETHAN: ...Maybe...

DOLAN: Let's move on-

ETHAN: What was your previous case about?

BADSTAR: A gameboy was destroyed. My client was framed. It turned out to be my brother, Homestrong.

ETHAN: Now, what if there was a.... gold watch "destroyed" and I was "framed" for stealing it?

BADSTAR: ...You destroyed a watch didn't you?

ETHAN: Depends... Does it really count if they guy didn't even have any arms to wear it?

DOLAN: Ethan....

BADSTAR: Can we just continue the interview?

ETHAN: But just say that-

DOLAN: Ethan! Let's just drop this... Now Badstar, what else have you been into recently?

BADSTAR: Nothing much.

DOLAN: Really? Not any new fanstuffs or anything?

BADSTAR: Well, there IS an interactive game.

DOLAN: Care to elaborate?

BADSTAR: It's about my lawyer career as I solve puzzling cases!

ETHAN: So you're more advanced in law then you say you are?

BADSTAR: No. Like I said, I've only been in one case.

ETHAN: So say that someone broke a "watch" and then-

DOLAN: He said no, Ethan! Ugh... anything else interesting going on with you Badstar? Maybe something in the future?

BADSTAR: No, nothing interesting in the future.

{A large "Ahem" is heard from the audience}

BADSTAR: Oh yeah. Apparently I have a son from the future.

DOLAN: Really? What's that about?

BADSTAR: Well apparently in the future I marry a woman who is half cat and have a son named Gilligan.

DOLAN: And he's here?

BADSTAR: Yep. He likes to go to the past sometimes.

DOLAN: Can we maybe talk with him?

BADSTAR: Nah, I don't think s- {A grenade is fired at Badstar. He jumps out of the way before it explodes} OKAY, FINE!!!

GILLIGAN: {Flies on set holding his grenade gun}

ETHAN: Holy crap! You can fly?

GILLIGAN: Yep. I fly using my tail.

DOLAN: How is that scientifically possible?

ETHAN: Quiet! Can't you see this man can fly?

DOLAN: Yeah, but... how?

GILLIGAN: {Points grenade gun at Dolan} DO NOT QUESTION ME

DOLAN: Okay okay! I quess it just works...

ETHAN: Badstar, how exactly did your son get all twisted like this?

BADSTAR: He got it from his best friend, Tracy.

ETHAN: Whoa... deja vu.

DOLAN: But seriously though, there's nothing new in the works for you Badstar?

BADSTAR: Nope.

ETHAN: You're not even gonna get creative on this one are you?

BADSTAR: Nope.

ETHAN: So... are we pretty much done with this interview then?

BADSTAR: I guess. But first... Ethan, did you really break that watch? Cause if you did, I'm not defending you.

ETHAN: Well.... what if the guy never actually could wear the thing?

BADSTAR: Then whats the point of him even getting a watch!?

DOLAN: MAYBE it was a family heirloom. MAYBE it's been passed down from all my ancestors throughout the ages...

ETHAN: But you're a robot....

DOLAN: You're buying me a new watch....

ETHAN: Badstar, do I havta?

BADSTAR: Yep. Can I go home now? My Golden Girls DVD is still running! I MEAN MY... manly man show of manliness DVD...

ETHAN: The Manly Man Show of Manliness? I need to get a copy of that!

DOLAN: Well, I guess you better be getting on your way now. Anything you'd like to say before we kick you out of our basement?

BADSTAR: Yes! To my brother, Homestrong... I hate you and hope you rot in jail.

ETHAN: You gotta love family love.

DOLAN: Well it's been nice interviewing you, Badstar. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm off to sue a certain someone for a certain theft... G'night.

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