Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 9

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Pizza Face attacks!

Summary

TheDenzel is contracted to destroy his own creation, after it eats someone...

Characters (In Order Of Appearance): TheDenzel, Bubs, Homestar, Coach Z, Pizza Face, PBTC Pizza Face (easter egg)

Places: TheDenzel's house, The Stick, The Field

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Okay... email time.

Subject:Pizza Face

DESTROY PIZZA FACE!
He ate me once! Well, at least in Patrick's dream, but it felt like reality!
Like Super Mario Bros. 2!

Irked,
Iori Yagami

THEDENZEL: {typing} What? Pizza Face? I forgot about that guy! I haven't seen him since I was a REAL new guy and for some reason I was always using "Jay-Pee-Gees"! Well, anyway, as much as I hate to say it your right! Isn't that right, Bubs?

{cuts to Bubs in the same room}

BUBS: Yep. He's right. {picks up book labeled RULES} {reading} If one user's creations eats another user's creation, the guilty creation must be destroyed. {Closes book}

{cut back to TheDenzel}

THEDENZEL: {sighs} Okay. Let's-a-go a get him. {walks off}

{Cut to the stick. Coach Z and Homestar are standing there. TheDenzel walks up}

HOMESTAR: But then she just said, "Ahh! Bubkis!"

COACH Z: Ah. That's a bit of bad luck there, Hormstar.

THEDENZEL: Hey guys, have you seen Pizza Face any time soon?

HOMESTAR: What? I thought he was abandoned in the pre-PNG era!

THEDENZEL: That's what I thought too! But turns out that he's still lurking about these parts. He ate some orami guy or something...

COACH Z: Well then. Let's go find that mornster!

{They walk off together. Cut to another section of the field. The three are walking.}

HOMESTAR: Hmm. Where could that giant slice-o'-pizza be?

THEDENZEL: Look! There he is!

{Pan to show Pizza Face (in good version) eating a bunch of pictures with Iori Yagami on them.}

PIZZA FACE: {Rawrs}

THEDENZEL: Easy now, boy! I'm just here to to destroy you-

PIZZA FACE: {his voice is very grumbly and mean} You'll never destroy me! MUAHAHA! {eats more pictures}

HOMESTAR: HEY! Stop eating Mr. Ior-he's picture!

{Pizza Face grabs at something beside Homestar and acts as if he eats it}

HOMESTAR: Ow! My arm!

THEDENZEL: Homestar! You never had arms to begin with!

HOMESTAR: Oh yeah...

THEDENZEL: That's it, Pizza Face. Time for you to be... DESTROYED! {Holds out his hands to Pizza Face and Pizza Face dissapears in an instant.}

COACH Z: Whoa! Nice jorb there, Denzy.

THEDENZEL: Thanks, coach! {walks off}

{Cut to TheDenzel's computer. He sits down}

THEDENZEL: {typing} There, you go, Yamaguchi. It's all taken care of. But for all you Pizza Face fans out there, you'll be happy to know that he's safely tucked away in the mystic land of destroyed creations. And as for the rest of you, keep on with the emails!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• If you click on new guy as TheDenzel is typing, you see a picture of TheDenzel as a baby with several other Wiki Users standing around him.
• At the end, you can click on mystic to view a short clip:

{PBTC Pizza Face is floating in a blue haze with New Pizza Face}

PBTC PIZZA FACE: {sounding very fake} Rawr?

PIZZA FACE: Rawr?

• At the end, you can click on Yamaguchi to view a short clip: {This was written by Patrick}

{Iori is in the middle of the field, covered in spit on the ground. Iori gets up.}

IORI: Ew, spit! Wait, {sounding worried} I came out of the mouth, right?

Remarks

• At the end when TheDenzel calls Iori Yagami, Yamaguchi, he is refering to the famous ice skater, Christi Yamaguchi. (I hope that's spelled right}