Wiki User Email TheDenzel/Email 3

Summary

TheDenzel explains his dream job.

Characters (In Order Of Appearance): TheDenzel, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: TheDenzel's House, Bubs' Concession Stand, Video Game Lab

Date: January 31, 2007

Transcript

THEDENZEL: E-e-e-e-e-e-e mail time!

Hi TheDenzel,
If you could have any job in the world,
what would it be?
Your comrade,
TheCheese

THEDENZEL: {typing} THE Cheese? THE Cheese???? Whoa, man! There's not enough room for us THE's in these parts! I challenge you to a duel! {pause} No? Okay fine. So, any job in the world, huh? Hmmmm.... There's so many choices. I don't know what to pick! Maybe I should start at what jobs I DON'T want. I certainly don't wanna get stuck working at Bubs'!

{Scene cuts to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs' is standing inside. Homestar is standing near the shop, wearing a sign labeled "We're the only choice!"}

HOMESTAR: BUBS' IS OPEN! Come get your cwap! We'll start the biking at five greens! Do I hear ten? Do I hear twenty? Sold!

BUBS: No no no! You gotta wait 'till the customers get here!

HOMESTAR: Oh! Wight!

{cuts back to desk}

THEDENZEL: {typing} No. Not Bubs'. At all. Ever. But anyway, I've always liked video games. Oooh! Maybe I could be one of those video game testers! Ya, that'd be sweet! Y'know, just gamin' all day AND gettin' paid! Whoa!

{cuts to Video Game lab. The walls are grey, along with the floor. A staircase can be seen in the corner leading upward. Various arcade games are sitting around. Labeled: Dokle The Third, Ninja Space Monkeys, Gac-Man, and Cabbage Wars. TheDenzel and Strong Bad are standing in the center.}

THEDENZEL: Okay, so what do I do now?

STRONG BAD: Well, we're gonna monitor you while you play these games.

THEDENZEL: So all I gotta do is play the games?

STRONG BAD: Ya. That's about it.

THEDENZEL: Awesome!

{cuts to TheDenzel's computer room. Strong Bad is now standing next to the desk.}

STRONG BAD: Hey! That job does sound pretty cool!

THEDENZEL: I know!

STRONG BAD: I'm gonna go find that basement! We'll be in busy by next month!

THEDENZEL: Excellent. We'll split the profits 50-50.

STRONG BAD: Make it 60-40! See ya! {walks off}

THEDENZEL: Wait! Who gets the- Ahh nevermind. {turns to computer} {typing} Well, there ya go, Cheesy. My dream job. {stops typing} So, thanks for stoppin' by! Keep on sendin' me those emails!

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the end, you can click on job to view a short movie.

{Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is inside with Homestar standing outside, wearing a sign labeled, "We're still the only one!"}

HOMESTAR: Aaaaaaaand here comes one shopper! No? Well here comes one from the left side! {kicks at no one} Wijaw!!!! Hiyaaah! Take this! Take That! Sold to the girl in orange!

Remarks

• This is yet another reference to cabbage on TheDenzel mail.

Inside References

• The arcade game Dokle The Third, is a referances to Dockle and Dockle 2 in Dancing Bubs.